Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Key in ignition
Start Jeep
Seatbelt on
(Lights on if needed)
(Wipers on if needed)
Music set and ready to play
GPS on if needed
Car in drive and off you go

No my clothes are off. Im still in bed.

Seatbelt on.
Push button
I guess windshield wipers. Very rare.
Drive. Everything else happens after

I have to be more particular when parking though because I have an ev and have forgotten whether I’ve actually turned it off or not and had the anxiety make me walk back to the car and turn it on just to turn it off again way too many times

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm lazy now.

Car is push button start
Lights are auto
Wipers are auto
Music is then set
Then I start.
Then seatbelt
Then satnav

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm lazy now.

Like Sunday morning?

Car is push button start
Lights are auto
Wipers are auto
Music is then set
Then I start.
Then seatbelt
Then satnav

You people who seatbelt after you start make me anxious.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Like Sunday morning?

You people who seatbelt after you start make me anxious.

I've usually been reversing. So always put it on after

 

[morelikeasong]

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Seatbelt on
Start the car
Set gps
Back out of garage
Set music while driving down the driveway

 

[__Nathan1968]

Like Sunday morning?

You people who seatbelt after you start make me anxious.

Seatbelt is last, because nine times out of ten either the key or my phone is in a pocket inaccessible while belted in.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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I hit them all until I sink their battleship.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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I'm sure they're all aiming for E5, whether they hit it or not is an entirely different matter.

When I was potty training my son, I would put cheerios in the toilet bowl and he'd try to hit them. Never too early to teach proper aim!

 

[NC_Coastal]

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Call the dog (he loves to ride)
Open the garage door
Start car
Let the oil warm up while I listen to NPR
Back out
Hit the sport mode button
Kick it

 

[Xerxes82]

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Get in. With my arthritis, on a bad day anyway, this is often the difficult part.

Seat belt

Adjust mirrors

Key -> ignition -> Car warms for 60-90 seconds in the cold

Adjust tunes

Reverse and out of the garage

Hit 55 mph and return to 1955

 

[Bry1313]

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Key in ignition
Start Jeep
Seatbelt on
(Lights on if needed)
(Wipers on if needed)
Music set and ready to play
GPS on if needed
Car in drive and off you go

Preheat/cool car remotely
Get in
Seatbelt
Audio
Drive

 

[PersonalFavors]

Button for garage opener.
Button starts car
In gear idle out of garage into slope of driveway
Listen if the music playing is what I am still in the mood for
push button to let map up so I see where I am
seat belt as I round the corner and exit my world and enter society

From what started this pants are after shirt. Start with underwear and socks if I am to wear socks. Usually finish with a baseball cap.

 

[Lindi37]

In the winter do you add a robe between the knickers and the makeup?

Dude! Are you watching my fat arse get ready

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Key in ignition
Start Jeep
Seatbelt on
(Lights on if needed)
(Wipers on if needed)
Music set and ready to play
GPS on if needed
Car in drive and off you go

Ooooo fun!

Unlock. Realise it wasn’t locked the night before
Open door and get in really awkwardly with my bag and other various items.
Key in and start car
Turn down radio because I was a whole other person after work yesterday than I am this am.
Occassional step (ask a litster if they want a phone call)
Start heading off, and put on seat belt as I start driving.
Coffee

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dude! Are you watching my fat arse get ready

Obviously not cause the arse on this camera feed is lovely errr wait…uhmm no camera. Forget I said anything.

 

[Bbl87]

Dude! Are you watching my fat arse get ready

I mean, if you're offering...

 

[Lindi37]

Obviously not cause the arse on this camera feed is lovely errr wait…uhmm no camera. Forget I said anything.

Smooth. Real smooth

I mean, if you're offering...

I mean, I wouldn’t say no

 

[Bbl87]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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I'm sure they're all aiming for E5, whether they hit it or not is an entirely different matter.

When I was potty training my son, I would put cheerios in the toilet bowl and he'd try to hit them. Never too early to teach proper aim!

I aim for B5, just above the water line. Less splashing and quieter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Smooth. Real smooth

Like buttah.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

back on clothes again I see…

Well here’s another one… when you go to drive somewhere, what order do you get going?

Key in ignition
Start Jeep
Seatbelt on
(Lights on if needed)
(Wipers on if needed)
Music set and ready to play
GPS on if needed
Car in drive and off you go

I honestly have no real routine here. There are too many variables involved.

 

[Bbl87]

Smooth. Real smooth

I mean, I wouldn’t say no

Don't threaten me with a good time!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, if you're offering...

 

[Lindi37]

I aim for B5, just above the water line. Less splashing and quieter.

Do you have a pulley system to deal with the weight of that thing or have you built up the required strength over the years?

 

[Bbl87]

I was going to reference this...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I aim for B5, just above the water line. Less splashing and quieter.

How very Sportsy and/or spy-ish of you to create a silent peeing strategy!