Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

There’s many reasons I don’t got many friends in my cohort. Also, I’m very difficult. But still, other reasons too.

Co Whore t

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m here for this, please carry on.

And you know, like if you wanted to record any of these things, I’m sure no one would complain either

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Co Whore t

Awww that’s juts my pillow name for them.

 

[jason28053]

And you know, like if you wanted to record any of these things, I’m sure no one would complain either

Talking to yourself?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

And you know, like if you wanted to record any of these things, I’m sure no one would complain either

We could record it…. But who said we’d share with you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Please fix your peers, though. We’ve tried for long enough.

See above re: difficult..:they stop talking to me very quickly.

 

[Wand3rlust]

And you know, like if you wanted to record any of these things, I’m sure no one would complain either

https://voca.ro/16pwsZbcaxvx

That what you meant?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Talking to yourself?

Always .

Hush it’s a subtweet.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/16pwsZbcaxvx

That what you meant?

Did I call you a weirdo yesterday? Boy howdy was I wrong. You’re the best and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://voca.ro/16pwsZbcaxvx

That what you meant?

My dad is across the room and I'm afraid to click, can I get a text summary, please?

 

[jason28053]

My dad is across the room and I'm afraid to click, can I get a text summary, please?

You know you wanna!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/16pwsZbcaxvx

That what you meant?

Well as sad as I am to go commute, I can’t think of many better posts to go out on.

Be well tonight folks. And kind. And kind of horny. (Not that you need that reminder). Last one here turn off the lights and mop up the floor for gods sakes. It was disgusting in here this morning.

 

[Bbl87]

Oh! I forgot to mention in my multi-quote reply that 1 of those sex-induced charley horses was the night/morning before a planned Disneyland trip before ex-fiance and his twin's birthday. I still could barely walk by morning and they and their brother went without me

That is definitely the non-fun version of walking funny after sex.

 

[Bry1313]

A merchant??? What are these things? What are you trading them with? Silk from the East?

He meant liquor store

 

[Bry1313]

Luxardo cherries are not available "just anywhere." It helps to know a guy.

They are at Total Wine, is that “a guy”?

 

[Bry1313]

Possibly same in North America.

Checks out based on SPAM fans here

 

[Trubbycat]

How many folks would rather lick clits than eat spam (unless that's a euphemism)?

I grew up having to eat spam and swore never again...

 

[Wand3rlust]

How many folks would rather lick clits than eat spam (unless that's a euphemism)?

I grew up having to eat spam and swore never again...

 

[Bbl87]

How many folks would rather lick clits than eat spam (unless that's a euphemism)?

It has nothing to do with disliking spam (I don't mind it). I just love eating pussy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It has nothing to do with disliking spam (I don't mind it). I just love eating pussy.

https://media.giphy.com/media/4JOH9QSXGtvBy8Ajtd/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

How many folks would rather lick clits than eat spam (unless that's a euphemism)?

I grew up having to eat spam and swore never again...

There are people who would rather eat spam than lick clits?!?! That’s madness.

 

[Bry1313]

How many folks would rather lick clits than eat spam (unless that's a euphemism)?

I grew up having to eat spam and swore never again...

 

[crazychemgirl]

There are people who would rather eat spam than lick clits?!?! That’s madness.

This is it … this is the truth of it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You absolutely are.


Is Jason really 3rd? I don't think he's in the same league of thirst as Bry and @Mr_bogey


I don't care if you changed your avatar, you're still the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean


I...what?


Huh?




No one is jealous of my


How do you think you're supposed to smell a Caucasian? Have I been doing it wrong too? I'm only 1/4 Caucasian...


I'm not

I want to love and hate this post at the same time. I just saw my Dr. My hydration is perfect.

 

[Bry1313]

This is it … this is the truth of it.

So even SPAM fan number 1 agrees here.