Sex & Shenanigans

[Trubbycat]

Cha-cha-cha

A family favorite. The kids all memorized it and my daughter played it at a friend's house, much to the mother's horror.

 

[Dubinsky]

I’m sure you’ll survive

Ah, but do I want to, in a world without Luxardo?

A merchant??? What are these things? What are you trading them with? Silk from the East?

Luxardo cherries are not available "just anywhere." It helps to know a guy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ah, but do I want to, in a world without Luxardo?



Luxardo cherries are not available "just anywhere." It helps to know a guy.

This is sounding more and more like a code for something.

 

[Dubinsky]

frankincense and myrrh

Damn skippy. And those fucking myrrh prices are WHACKED these days, I'll tell ya.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ah, but do I want to, in a world without Luxardo?



Luxardo cherries are not available "just anywhere." It helps to know a guy.

I wish I was cool enough to want to eat something where you have to know a guy.

Instead, I'm just in the corner air fryering spam with @crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wish I was cool enough to want to eat something where you have to know a guy.

Instead, I'm just in the corner air fryering spam with @crazychemgirl

That air fried spam was hella good …. I’m gonna have to buy more.

 

[Dubinsky]

I wish I was cool enough to want to eat something where you have to know a guy.

Instead, I'm just in the corner air fryering spam with @crazychemgirl

I usually fry my Spam in a pan, but to each their own. Lol.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s hurts when I cum?

My physical therapist is a former leader at my church. He's too nice a guy to shock him that way

 

[crazychemgirl]

I usually fry my Spam in a pan, but to each their own. Lol.

You should try it … fucking game changer.

 

[Dubinsky]

My physical therapist is a former leader at my church. He's too nice a guy to shock him that way

"And now? The laying-on of hands..."

 

[Trubbycat]

You should try it … fucking game changer.

My wife made spam sushi once. That was an experience.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This is almost as egregious as getting called thirsty by @Mr_bogey

You absolutely are.

I did note the irony. 3 thirstiest men in this thread.

Is Jason really 3rd? I don't think he's in the same league of thirst as Bry and @Mr_bogey

And you had the temerity to call me thirsty.

I don't care if you changed your avatar, you're still the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean

My little one just turned her pajamas inside out and put ice in the toilet. She's hoping for a snow day tomorrow

I...what?

Spoon under the pillow?

Huh?

Indeed, they are. Soooo jealous of all of the vanilla cupcake sex I (we) are having

>

No one is jealous of my

They smelled cockasian wrong?

How do you think you're supposed to smell a Caucasian? Have I been doing it wrong too? I'm only 1/4 Caucasian...

Some of you are still afraid to click on emojis

I'm not

 

[Dubinsky]

Spam comes into its own when it's served with something sweet. It pairs really well with pineapple, for example. Or exotic jellies.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Spam comes into its own when it's served with something sweet. It pairs really well with pineapple, for example. Or exotic jellies.

Please share what you mean by “exotic jellies”

 

[Dubinsky]

Please share what you mean by “exotic jellies”

There's a local product here, a pepper jelly; sweet but also a little hot.

SO GOOD with spam on a sandwich.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There's a local product here, a pepper jelly; sweet but also a little hot.

SO GOOD with spam on a sandwich.

I don’t think pepper jelly is that exotic

 

[Dubinsky]

I don’t think pepper jelly is that exotic

Well, I grew up repressed I guess. Lol.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t think pepper jelly is that exotic

It is if you need a merchant to get it

I get my ketchup from Trader Joe's. Does that count?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Only old people and weirdos eat Spam in the UK.

Maybe northerners.

 

[Dubinsky]

It is if you need a merchant to get it

I get my ketchup from Trader Joe's. Does that count?

That's at least four shillings and eleven piastres by camel.

 

[morelikeasong]

Huh?

Snow day rituals! Things kids do in hopes of getting a snow day from school the next day

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only old people and weirdos eat Spam in the UK.

Possibly same in North America.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please share what you mean by “exotic jellies”

K.Y right? Isn't that the most exotic of jellies?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only old people and weirdos eat Spam in the UK.

Maybe northerners.

So I’m a weirdo?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That's at least four shillings and eleven piastres by camel.

Piastres? Reminds me of meat pies. I want a meat pie