Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

FIFY

Well, yes.. that is true.

But the opposite is true as well.

 

[jason28053]

Pot/kettle situation?

Are you saying I’m tall?

 

[PassionatePanther]

Hi, I might not have mentioned this…..but I’m tall.

And you’re also Satan, aren’t you? I knew it.

 

[jason28053]

Not me! I don't like feeling as though I'm hugging your belly button.

A little lower please!

 

[MindYaBitness]

A little lower please!

I've had zero complaints in that department from the shorter-than-six-foot fellas...do you not know how knees work?

 

[jason28053]

I've had zero complaints in that department from the shorter-six-foot fellas...do you not know how knees work?

I do, I’m just saying it’s not my belly button that needs hugging

 

[Bry1313]

I worked at a hospital in Vancouver and we saw many interesting things. By law, anything removed from the body has to be sent to pathology for documentation. The stuff removed from butts that we received in the lab varied from “oh wow!” to “omfg, just how big is your asshole?!”
The ER also kept a file of interesting x-rays to show med students, to prepare them for the inevitable. Umbrella up the ass? Yup!

I saw a tik tok recently where an ER nurse was asking people to be honest when they go in. Because nothing ever accidentally ends up in your butt.

 

[Bry1313]

And you’re also Satan, aren’t you? I knew it.

No but I’m working on a condo project down there for when I need housing in the distant future.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s hard to sleep on your stomach when you have giant fucking tits..

Just saying.

True story. You have to do that weird adjusting wriggle.

 

[jason28053]

True story. You have to do that weird adjusting wriggle.

show us?

 

[Bry1313]

Thirsty

This is almost as egregious as getting called thirsty by @Mr_bogey

 

[jason28053]

Group pic from tallest to shortest?

 

[PassionatePanther]

No but I’m working on a condo project down there for when I need housing in the distant future.

It’s good to plan ahead, especially at your age

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

This is almost as egregious as getting called thirsty by @Mr_bogey

I did note the irony. 3 thirstiest men in this thread.

 

[Wand3rlust]

4 months with no married sex right here!

I went 6 years.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I went 6 years.

I'm thinking that's definitely cause for divorce.

 

[Bry1313]

show us?

And you had the temerity to call me thirsty.

 

[Dubinsky]

I went 6 years.

I can relate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Deleted member 6568729]

My little one just turned her pajamas inside out and put ice in the toilet. She's hoping for a snow day tomorrow

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm thinking that's definitely cause for divorce.

Now I'm single.

 

[morelikeasong]

My little one just turned her pajamas inside out and put ice in the toilet. She's hoping for a snow day tomorrow

Spoon under the pillow?

 

[Dubinsky]

My little one just turned her pajamas inside out and put ice in the toilet. She's hoping for a snow day tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Spoon under the pillow?

Oh! I'll let her know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I'm single.

*wiggles eyebrows


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