Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

...now I'm craving Luxardo cherries. Dammit.

Is this code for something?

 

[Trubbycat]

Is this code for something?

Everything's code if you're dirty enough...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does she though?

I think so? . “Sorry, can’t call, showering”. “Sorry, can’t chat, showering” “Sorry, can’t cam, Showering”. So you know I assume she’s very clean.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In my best Bogey voice: your emoji is broken

"Waits to see if he replies to your post before seeing this post

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think so? . “Sorry, can’t call, showering”. “Sorry, can’t chat, showering” “Sorry, can’t cam, Showering”. So you know I assume she’s very clean.

Hm. She doesn't have these excuses with me. And I know she's a dirty dirty girl.

 

[Bbl87]

It's about once or twice a month now. And less than that on Lit. I might need to up my game lol.

Are we the same person?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think so? . “Sorry, can’t call, showering”. “Sorry, can’t chat, showering” “Sorry, can’t cam, Showering”. So you know I assume she’s very clean.

Takes, “I was washing my hair” to a new extreme

 

[Mr_bogey]

In my best Bogey voice: your emoji is broken

"Waits to see if he replies to your post before seeing this post

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hm. She doesn't have these excuses with me. And I know she's a dirty dirty girl.

*sigh*. Hard to compete with 10 inches. Maybe when I sell all the subscriptions!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Takes, “I was washing my hair” to a new extreme

Cleanliness is next to godliness!

 

[Bbl87]

As a fluffy girl who spent 2.5 years being folded in half by the ex-BF, it absolutely is

I really need to try to talk my wife into yoga...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cleanliness is next to godliness!

What’s next to Satan-ness?

 

[Trubbycat]

What’s next to Satan-ness?

Hot tubs and nuru massage oil

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What’s next to Satan-ness?

A butthole after eating taco bell?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What’s next to Satan-ness?

Probably this

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A butthole after eating taco bell?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was thinking about getting a Satan-themed tattoo… or maybe a snake and an apple

 

[Dubinsky]

Is this code for something?

It's code for me not having a Luxardo merchant open at this hour.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's code for me not having a Luxardo merchant open at this hour.

I’m sure you’ll survive

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Cha-cha-cha

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's code for me not having a Luxardo merchant open at this hour.

A merchant??? What are these things? What are you trading them with? Silk from the East?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Cha-cha-cha

When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst

 

[crazychemgirl]

A merchant??? What are these things? What are you trading them with? Silk from the East?

frankincense and myrrh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A merchant??? What are these things? What are you trading them with? Silk from the East?

He pays in golden dragons