Sex & Shenanigans

You absolutely are.


Is Jason really 3rd? I don't think he's in the same league of thirst as Bry and @Mr_bogey 🤔


I don't care if you changed your avatar, you're still the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean 🦈


I...what?


Huh?




No one is jealous of my 👆🏼


How do you think you're supposed to smell a Caucasian? Have I been doing it wrong too? I'm only 1/4 Caucasian...


I'm not 😍
I didn't rank them just said they're the three thirstiest. I'm sure they revolve between the top three positions. lol
 
Y'know, the ones that carried this thread along for awhile about an hour ago. Charley horses, stubbed dicks, etc.

Oh! I forgot to mention in my multi-quote reply that 1 of those sex-induced charley horses was the night/morning before a planned Disneyland trip before ex-fiance and his twin's birthday. I still could barely walk by morning and they and their brother went without me 😭
 
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