Sex & Shenanigans

[gga]

And how weird is it that my question on this would be "How many action figures have you found?"

You're really looking for bargains now, aren't you?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

Nothing crazy. But my husband did fuck me off the bed a few months ago and landed on top of me. I saw it coming but everything felt so damn good I didn't want to stop and tell him to back up

 

[gga]

Hmmmm so now I'm wondering if it really was an accident that one time I yelled "Wrong hole! Wrong hole!"

Come sit and we'll talk about men and their sneaky ways.

 

[gga]

Nothing crazy. But my husband did fuck me off the bed a few months ago and landed on top of me. I saw it coming but everything felt so damn good I didn't want to stop and tell him to back up

Now that's penetration.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You're really looking for bargains now, aren't you?

Gonna resell on eBay. I'm being thrifty.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Come sit and we'll talk about men and their sneaky ways.

On your lap? Cause there aren't any other chairs?

Nothing crazy. But my husband did fuck me off the bed a few months ago and landed on top of me. I saw it coming but everything felt so damn good I didn't want to stop and tell him to back up

I'm a big girl and my husband is a big guy, so if this happened to me there would be hospitalization involved.

 

[Dubinsky]

And she believed you?

Well, things had been going very smoothly up to that point. So I think she figured I'd just keep it up.

 

[gga]

On your lap? Cause there aren't any other chairs?

Okay, you've already learned sneaky trick #1.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm a big girl and my husband is a big guy, so if this happened to me there would be hospitalization involved.

The only thing bruised was my shoulder. And there was cum on the wall from that last thrust that sent me plummeting over the edge.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hahaha. I hate you a little less now. Your stories today are perfection

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lTR6jmXXxHDgxG/giphy.gif

 

[PassionatePanther]

The only thing bruised was my shoulder. And there was cum on the wall from that last thrust that sent me plummeting over the edge.

That’s amazing! I’m glad you’re both ok!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Does getting sick mid BJ count as an injury?

AFAF of course

Absolutely counts. Not every D is delicious like mine.

 

[gga]

The only thing bruised was my shoulder. And there was cum on the wall from that last thrust that sent me plummeting over the edge.

Here, that would get used as an excuse to get the bedroom repainted.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Here, that would get used as an excuse to get the bedroom repainted.

Brilliant idea!!!!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Here, that would get used as an excuse to get the bedroom repainted.

Good idea! But is it worth the kind of injury I'd get?

 

[gga]

Good idea! But is it worth the kind of injury I'd get?

I guess that depends on how ugly the bedroom walls look with cum on them.

 

[Bry1313]

That would be me. I’m a sucker for tall

Hi, I might not have mentioned this…..but I’m tall.

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[jason28053]

I watched it unsuspecting, after an hours long kinky fuck fest, so it was just part of the whole thing. I wonder if I would have looked at it differently if I wasnt sex delirious lol

Was your orgasm face filmed?

 

[jason28053]

Hi, I might not have mentioned this…..but I’m tall.

Thirsty

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hi, I might not have mentioned this…..but I’m tall.

short girls > tall guys


Right @PassionatePanther

 

[jason28053]

short girls tall guys


Right @PassionatePanther

FIFY

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Thirsty

Pot/kettle situation?

 

[morelikeasong]

Was your orgasm face filmed?

Thankfully no, not that time

 

[MindYaBitness]

short girls > tall guys


Right @PassionatePanther

Not me! I don't like feeling as though I'm hugging your belly button.