Sex & Shenanigans

Worst one I have ever gotten is from my mom.

Me a thirty year old-full adult married for 10 years and with children.
My mother says to me, “I was always so pleasantly surprised you were not a slut in high school. You know because you were fat.”
For reference, yes this was a compliment to her and in high school I was 5’5” and weighed 135 lbs so…not fat. 🤷🏻‍♀️
And this post could also go in the why are you the way you are thread lol.
But you are the bestest fat slut ever and we love you!
 
Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?
The acceptable words for my parts are:
Breasts/boobs/tits
Vagina/cunt/pussy (I'll accept this one but I prefer cunt)

Everything else just makes me stare in horror.
Speaking of bad compliments… whatcha got people? Any you’ve received or heard?

I had a guy tell me on date one (after meeting his PARENTS)… that he could see himself falling in love with me. That was our only date.
My old manager told me that I'd be pretty if I were thin.
 
Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?
I thought gams were legs…
 
Since my other friends didn’t have an answer for this … do you think it’s possible for 2 buttholes to touch each other? Butthole to butthole?
 
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