Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

People have followers?

I prefer to call them my personal stalkers!

 

[Bry1313]

Gosh, I only just checked… I actually have followers!

Am I an influencer now?

You have followers?!?!?! People are interested in you here? You are sooooo lucky. Do you give influencer classes?

 

[deft]

You have followers?!?!?! People are interested in you here? You are sooooo lucky. Do you give influencer classes?

I’ll try… but all I really do is yap about turning things on, and post the occasional chest pic… surely it shouldn’t be this easy?

 

[Bry1313]

I’ll try… but all I really do is yap about turning things on, and post the occasional chest pic… surely it shouldn’t be this easy?

Reconsiders whole strategy of posting snark, dad quality jokes and occasional positive support to people being thirsty.

 

[muddler35]

Omg you’ve actually changed it

A Scots word meaning a penis, usually large and floppy, often used as an insult
I have a huge walloper

I don't like him, he's a walloper

Yup. I thought about making it “Big Floppy Penis” but that seemed like a humble brag.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My girlfriend (I hate that word!) had never seen that movie until we watched it together.

That was…….

Why do you hate the word "girlfriend"?

I hate the word "husband". Too close to husbandry. There are no farm animals in this marriage. I tried out "baby daddy" once but it didnt go over so well.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll try… but all I really do is yap about turning things on, and post the occasional chest pic… surely it shouldn’t be this easy?

Is it that easy for you to turn things on? Thats a trick I havent learned yet.

 

[muddler35]

Why do you hate the word "girlfriend"?

I hate the word "husband". Too close to husbandry. There are no farm animals in this marriage. I tried out "baby daddy" once but it didnt go over so well.

It just sounds so junior high school, and she is so much more than a girlfriend.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Is it that easy for you to turn things on? Thats a trick I havent learned yet.

Only light switches!!

 

[Lmizzler]

Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?

 

[deft]

Is it that easy for you to turn things on? Thats a trick I havent learned yet.

It’s literally the only thing I do for half an hour each morning… dozens… all getting turned on by me.

 

[muddler35]

I thought “gams” were legs.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It just sounds so junior high school, and she is so much more than a girlfriend.

Significant other... life partner... going steady companion....

I like the terms girlfriend/ boyfriend. Someone youthful you love and want to be with with no life ties holding you hostage.

 

[Lmizzler]

I thought “gams” were legs.

You sir are correct! Which makes the comment even more bizarre to me.

 

[deft]

Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?

Also… aren’t “gams” legs?

Edit: I was late

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?

Maybe its an ESL person.
My chesticles are special no matter what anyone says.

 

[Daisy_Love]

It’s literally the only thing I do for half an hour each morning… dozens… all getting turned on by me.

That’s a hellava lot of light switches

 

[Lmizzler]

Also… aren’t “gams” are legs?

Yup... @Daisy_Love I'm going to need you to weigh in on this subject by way of vocaroo because I foresee some magical linguistics happening here.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?

I would say they need a lesson in anatomy! Since gams are legs not boobs.

Edited to say: If they don't want a lesson, there was an exhibit called Body Worlds, that will show the difference perfectly.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s literally the only thing I do for half an hour each morning… dozens… all getting turned on by me.

I need more words. Why are you turning on so many switches?

 

[deft]

That’s a hellava lot of light switches

It’s pretty dark when I get up!

 

[deft]

I need more words. Why are you turning on so many switches?

I love turning things on. It’s a burden, TBQHWY

 

[crazychemgirl]

Question for the masses...

I saw a guy comment on a woman's breasts picture today in an AmPics thread with the response of "Nice Gams"

Women-does that in any way make your chests feel more special than they did before reading it?

Men-What level of loser are we to come up with such ridiculous phrases?

My vagina just instantly dried up and closed up shop upon reading that “compliment”

 

[Lmizzler]

My vagina just instantly dried up and closed up shop upon reading that “compliment”

I'm sorry for your meat pocket.

 

[deft]

My vagina just instantly dried up and closed up shop upon reading that “compliment”

How does “nice bazongas” fly? Better?