Sex & Shenanigans

Not sure its a secret anymore....

Also... is the story based on @Bbl87 ?
I was unaware of his "qualifications" when I wrote this latest story. From the (rather vague) hints I got this morning, he sounds more like Gary, the male lead from Melanie's "Wardrobe Malfunction." I think I described his dick as roughly the same size as a bottle of drinking water.
 
From the story:

"How big is this thing, anyway?" he muttered.

Impulsively, he stepped over toward his desk and snatched the plastic ruler from the little carousel that held his pens and pencils. He held out his pulsing boner and lowered the ruler on top of it, pressing one end of the ruler to the juncture of his dick and his groin. The thick shaft was about twice the thickness of the ruler, and the flared head of his cock was obviously much wider.

His eyes shot open in disbelief when he saw that the other end of the ruler didn't even reach the end of his dick! More than half of the fat, pulsating mushroom head extended past the end of the ruler, and he shook his head again.

"A foot long and then some," he breathed.

He was not amused.
But... whats the volume?
 
I mean I’m gonna read it out of curiosity but…
I wouldn't recommend that story as the first thing you read by me. First, it's fucking loooong. (And no, that wasn't a big dick joke. It's a fucking novel.) Second, that story was specifically written for Gio, a guy who reached out via e-mail and asked me to write something a little more extreme. If you'd like something a bit more manageable to get a feel for my writing style, try My Best Friend's Mom.
 
I wouldn't recommend that story as the first thing you read by me. First, it's fucking loooong. (And no, that wasn't a big dick joke. It's a fucking novel.) Second, that story was specifically written for Gio, a guy who reached out via e-mail and asked me to write something a little more extreme. If you'd like something a bit more manageable to get a feel for my writing style, try My Best Friend's Mom.
See…you’ve told me what to do. Which means I naturally will do the opposite 🤷🏾‍♀️ my hands are tied really. It’s the Brat code. Brb bout to go be hard headed 🤣
 
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From the story:

"How big is this thing, anyway?" he muttered.

Impulsively, he stepped over toward his desk and snatched the plastic ruler from the little carousel that held his pens and pencils. He held out his pulsing boner and lowered the ruler on top of it, pressing one end of the ruler to the juncture of his dick and his groin. The thick shaft was about twice the thickness of the ruler, and the flared head of his cock was obviously much wider.

His eyes shot open in disbelief when he saw that the other end of the ruler didn't even reach the end of his dick! More than half of the fat, pulsating mushroom head extended past the end of the ruler, and he shook his head again.

"A foot long and then some," he breathed.

He was not amused.
Johnny has big dick energy
 
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