Sex & Shenanigans

Don’t lie… you were signed on before I even posted.

You were signed on before man went to the moon.
You were signed on before they signed the Declaration of Independence
You were signed on before Jesus died on the cross
You were signed on before the Big Bang


Ok I’m done
LMAO...as I said last week.

"Older than Bogey" is now the comparison....
 
Would be the most useless tutorial ever

“Okay you’re gonna get close. yes…keep going. Keep going. Keeeeeep going. Okay now stop….stop…STAHP?!?
no you’re right. Feels good. Fuck it.” 🥴💦
Yeah you’re not wrong 🤣
But teasing just annoys you, from what I remember, yes?
 
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