Sex & Shenanigans

[Lonelywife1205]

Ok, better now and another vote for frozen custard

That was a long “moment” you took there.

 

[Bry1313]

That was a long “moment” you took there.

I savored it

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Why, in all of my 43 years on this weird little spinning rock, have I never had frozen custard??

Regular hot creamy custard is my favourite thing in the world.

This is not a euphemism either. I'd drink that stuff instead of water if I could.

Anyway. Morning

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why, in all of my 43 years on this weird little spinning rock, have I never had frozen custard??

Regular hot creamy custard is my favourite thing in the world.

This is not a euphemism either. I'd drink that stuff instead of water if I could.

Anyway. Morning

That is soooooooo a euphemism

 

[CthuluLives]

Why, in all of my 43 years on this weird little spinning rock, have I never had frozen custard??

Regular hot creamy custard is my favourite thing in the world.

This is not a euphemism either. I'd drink that stuff instead of water if I could.

Anyway. Morning

If were talking custard mine would be a creme brulee , I'd eat them all day

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If were talking custard mine would be a creme brulee , I'd eat them all day

Is this also a euphemism?

 

[CthuluLives]

Is this also a euphemism?

Your damn right

 

[deft]

Accidental day off! Whatever shall I do?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Accidental day off! Whatever shall I do?

How do you get an accidental day off?

The answer to your question is - whatever you want!

 

[deft]

The answer to your question is - whatever you want!

It's almost definitely going to be chores!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I am just putting it out there, but given the magnesium salts I put in mine, you'd come out the same colour as Veruca Salt.

Violet? Or lavender salts?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Viennetta? Is that you?

I am just putting it out there, but given the magnesium salts I put in mine, you'd come out the same colour as Veruca Salt.

Couple of typos...
Standing/kneeling
Delete "front of".

Pfft…You’re incorrigible !

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Morning all!

 

[LupineOne]

Pfft…You’re incorrigible !

But is he wrong?

 

[Acd_1]

G

Morning all!

Good afternoon!!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

But is he wrong?

I think that’s his reality seeing he has stud muffin status.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

G
Good afternoon!!

Afternoon to you! I’m off to run errands.

 

[deft]

Where did Angry Mixer Attachment Guy go? Did he get tisted?

 

[Lmizzler]

Where did Angry Mixer Attachment Guy go? Did he get tisted?

 

[Lmizzler]

This made me think, and honestly? I don't think I have a scale, per say.

I look at a woman and it's fairly binary: am I attracted to that person, or aren't I?

Very often, the answer is yes. I find it very easy to be attracted. I always have, but I've seldom acted on it.

Yeah maybe the word scale isn't the best.
I was partly being funny but also genuinely interested if people have certain rankings they do.

 

[Mei5ter]

Where did Angry Mixer Attachment Guy go? Did he get tisted?

The Moulinex Rouge?

 

[Lmizzler]

So first of all, no one is sexier than ice cream.

Couldn’t agree more. Ice cream or custard and queso are unable to be matched on any sexy ranking system.

Usually if I see some guy I find extremely attractive I say, “I would drink his bath water!”
I have also texted friends with, “You can’t miss me. I’m standing by the DILF in front of the restroom.”

Reminds me I should take more baths. Hmm.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm gonna show my Midwesternness, but a pint of Culver's frozen custard beats out Ben & Jerrys any day. IJS.

This is a midwesterners thing but an oh so good thing!
Culver’s rocks and custard is delicious and smooth!
Now I just need @LupineOne to make us up a homemade batch if he is ever able to stop working.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

Missed this cos sleep

Mine is maybe Chris Hemsworth to Keanu Reeves. Hemsworth is nice but doesn't seem all that interesting at first. Enough to spark curiosity anyway. Reeves is a god among mortals. Beautiful, funny, wholesome, thoughtful. The kind of person I'd climb like a tree without a thought.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

This is an interesting question.
I've given it some thought this morning.
I have sort of a "type" physically (actually, it's way more than physically, but the causal on the street you can't get to know them).
So often it's kind of a comparison to that? And I don't do it negatively.
It's more, "she has X, just the way I like it." If that makes sense? I'm not out there looking at woman and saying, "oh, she's not matching my type because she doesn't have big enough boobs." It's more positive.
I also think I appreciate "looks" that aren't my type, but much more "intellectually?" Like, "she's classically beautiful."

I think, generally, when I look at women I try to find the positive in them? What makes them sexy? At least to me? Or might make them appealing to others?
I know, that's pretty self congratulatory. I debated whether to include it, but I think it's true. Certainly there are women who "do it" for me more than others. That turn my head.
Some of you (very few) know that I had someone incredibly close to me who suffered from significant body negativity issues. While I think that I was always sort of like this, that experience changed me. Writing this is a realization of that too.

Um..so...this is probably too serious for S&S...so to keep us on track...here's some boobies.

Note, I don't hide my links...you weirdos....