Sex & Shenanigans

[Cyber_Bella]

Doesn’t everyone put their online hookups in a spreadsheet? How else would one keep track?

Checks my black book. *sighs* You must have a big dick.

 

[Bbl87]

I can order you tea.

Am I drinking said tea in the bathroom with you vent over the sink? I'd drink witth my pinky out, I'm no cretin.

 

[SixShooter14]

Don’t act like you don’t know six.

Umm, ok... Nevermind

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Am I drinking said tea in the bathroom with you vent over the sink? I'd drink witth my pinky out, I'm no cretin.

Hawt…no I’m a lady. We have beverages in the dining area.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Umm, ok... Nevermind

I was teasing you.

 

[Bbl87]

Hawt…no I’m a lady. We have beverages in the dining area.

It's not about manners, m'lady. It's about hydration.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

It's not about manners, m'lady. It's about hydration.

It’s about not getting infected. *masks up*

 

[Bbl87]

It’s about not getting infected. *masks up*

What kind of coffee shops do you frequent?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

What kind of coffee shops do you frequent?

Have you seen some of the bathrooms in those places? So the sign says every employee must wash hands. There is no soap or paper towels. So I didn’t order.

 

[Bbl87]

Have you seen some of the bathrooms in those places? So the sign says every employee must wash hands. There is no soap or paper towels. So I didn’t order.

The bathrooms in the coffee shops around here are pretty impeccable actually. The few times I've been dragged to them.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The bathrooms in the coffee shops around here are pretty impeccable actually. The few times I've been dragged to them.

In all fairness my regular coffee place is very clean. This was in the south while I was on a road-trip.

My “friend” wanted to take me to a local coffee shop that was once a funeral home. At one point people were dying to get in there.

 

[Bbl87]

In all fairness my regular coffee place is very clean. This was in the south while I was on a road-trip.

My “friend” wanted to take me to a local coffee shop that was once a funeral home. At one point people were dying to get in there.

That is both interesting and frightening. And very penny.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

That is both interesting and frightening. And very penny.

Penny?

 

[Bbl87]

Punny. Damn autocorrect.

 

[SherlockianMan]

That is both interesting and frightening. And very penny.

Gives new meaning to "In for a penny, in for a pound."

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A pound for a penny..that gal is poor.

 

[Bbl87]

A pound for a penny..that gal is poor.

I mean, for the right girl I'll give a pound for free.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I mean, for the right girl I'll give a pound for free.

Umm if she’s a working gal that might not work.

 

[Bbl87]

Umm if she’s a working gal that might not work.

Oh, I thought I was the one getting paid.

 

[hotcpu]

Umm if she’s a working gal that might not work.

That would be a wicked sideeye

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

This really made me think. When I see or “meet” someone online that I am attracted to, my mind goes to different naughty thoughts depending if it’s a man or a woman. I’m very adventurous with my online fantasies, but when I see a sexy person in real life my mind doesn’t really go the fantasy route. Something might be wrong with me. Lol

 

[jason28053]

This really made me think. When I see or “meet” someone online that I am attracted to, my mind goes to different naughty thoughts depending if it’s a man or a woman. I’m very adventurous with my online fantasies, but when I see a sexy person in real life my mind doesn’t really go the fantasy route. Something might be wrong with me. Lol

You sound normal to me, but maybe it’s because I’m the same lol

 

[SherlockianMan]

This really made me think. When I see or “meet” someone online that I am attracted to, my mind goes to different naughty thoughts depending if it’s a man or a woman. I’m very adventurous with my online fantasies, but when I see a sexy person in real life my mind doesn’t really go the fantasy route. Something might be wrong with me. Lol

I don't think there's anything wrong with you. If anything, I think my physically understimulated body makes up for it by being wildly over the to in my mental stimulation.

 

[Lmizzler]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

 

[SherlockianMan]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

I wouldn't say I have a comparison scale. My scale is more like:
She's cute.
She's super cute.
She's hot.
She's hot as hell!
Fuck she's gorgeous!