Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

I wouldn't say I have a comparison scale. My scale is more like:
She's cute.
She's super cute.
She's hot.
She's hot as hell!
Fuck she's gorgeous!

And to clarify, none of these are better/worse than the other. They just represent how I perceive a person's attractiveness at first glance.

 

[Lmizzler]

I wouldn't say I have a comparison scale. My scale is more like:
She's cute.
She's super cute.
She's hot.
She's hot as hell!
Fuck she's gorgeous!

I can work with that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Now you tell me...

 

[jason28053]

Whoa. It’s too early for this dude

10 years from now is too early

 

[Dubinsky]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

This made me think, and honestly? I don't think I have a scale, per say.

I look at a woman and it's fairly binary: am I attracted to that person, or aren't I?

Very often, the answer is yes. I find it very easy to be attracted. I always have, but I've seldom acted on it.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

You are sexier than sleeping in late and that first morning coffee

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Greetings shenanigan-havers!

I have a question for you all today. Say you see a beautiful, sexy person that immediately triggers a fantasy for you. When this happens, what's your go-to first fantasy act with them?

For me, if I see a woman I'm attracted to, the first thing I fantasize about is going down on them and getting to hear/see what their orgasm is like. It's always their pleasure before mine in my head.

Well, first I think about what they look like naked.
Second, I think about what they sound like as they cum.
Third, if I like them a whole lot, I think about what their arms feel like around me.

That first meeting... the first hug and kiss... that's something I fantasize about the most.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

So first of all, no one is sexier than ice cream.

Usually if I see some guy I find extremely attractive I say, “I would drink his bath water!”
I have also texted friends with, “You can’t miss me. I’m standing by the DILF in front of the restroom.”

 

[Cyber_Bella]

This really made me think. When I see or “meet” someone online that I am attracted to, my mind goes to different naughty thoughts depending if it’s a man or a woman. I’m very adventurous with my online fantasies, but when I see a sexy person in real life my mind doesn’t really go the fantasy route. Something might be wrong with me. Lol

Honestly, I think this is a normal reaction. Behind the screen it’s a safe place where your mind can wander and concoct fantasies. Whereas in person it’s all too real. Things can become awkward and you really need someone to give you the green light to act on your fantasy.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

- Hey you’re kinda cute
- I’m intrigued
- Nerdy hot
- You’re gorgeous
- Mmmmm yes plz
- Swoon
- Sexy AF

 

[BongoGal]

I mostly funny hate Nickleback because an ex tried to romance me back with Nickelback. If you know me AT ALL that is not the way to my heart

There’s more to the amusing anecdote, but that’s the gist.

To me, that is anti-wooing.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

To me, that is anti-wooing.

Exactly!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Exactly!

The right way is food!


Right?

....right?

 

[Xerxes82]

Exactly!

What do you have against focus group designed, heavily produced anthem "rock?"

He asked sarcastically, while listening to The White Stripes on repeat.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

10 years from now is too early

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The right way is food!


Right?

....right?

Food, sex, kindness, and humor are a direct path into my heart and thong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So here is my question for the thread this evening.
When you find someone you think is sexy, do you have a special way or scale that you rank them on?
I’m not talking about the normal 1-10 scale. More of something like….

-“They are sexier than ice cream!”
-“They were almost as sexy as getting cheap groceries from Amazon Prime!”
-“They are sexier than a campfire but not as sexy as a bonfire!”

Give me your sexy ranking scales!

Prime sexiness is getting cheap groceries that include a couple of $2.5 pints of Ben & Jerry's.

@Justadesperatewifeandmom would back me up.

 

[Bbl87]

Prime sexiness is getting cheap groceries that include a couple of $2.5 pints of Ben & Jerry's.

@Justadesperatewifeandmom would back me up.

I'm gonna show my Midwesternness, but a pint of Culver's frozen custard beats out Ben & Jerrys any day. IJS.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm gonna show my Midwesternness, but a pint of Culver's frozen custard beats out Ben & Jerrys any day. IJS.

how is frozen custard different than ice cream?

 

[Bbl87]

how is frozen custard different than ice cream?

Similar recipe, but also uses egg yolks. Makes it richer, creamier, and thicker texture wise. Aka amazing. I think custard has less air churned in too IIRC.

 

[LupineOne]

I'm gonna show my Midwesternness, but a pint of Culver's frozen custard beats out Ben & Jerrys any day. IJS.

*wanders in and collapses on the nearest bed*

…And homemade frozen custard beats out Culver’s. Any day.

 

[Bbl87]

*wanders in and collapses on the nearest bed*

…And homemade frozen custard beats out Culver’s. Any day.

Wouldn't know from experience. But I absolutely believe it.

 

[Bry1313]

Food, sex, kindness, and humor are a direct path into my heart and thong

I’m gonna need a moment

 

[LupineOne]

All right, pervs. Goodnight! Gotta get some sleep to do it all again tomorrow!

Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, better now and another vote for frozen custard