Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

There was a tutorial on here the other day....

Shit. I think I missed that.

Ah, well. My dick's only three inches.

...off the ground.

 

[SixShooter14]

Shit. I think I missed that.

Ah, well. My dick's only three inches.

...off the ground.

I always knew you had short legs.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Grabs the tape measure and grabs my car keys.

See you in about an hour

Traffic on a holiday weekend? See you tomorrow

Shit. I think I missed that.

Ah, well. My dick's only three inches.

...off the ground.

pics or i dont believe you

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Traffic on a holiday weekend? See you tomorrow

pics or i dont believe you

I’m thinking most are at destination already. Traffic won’t be too bad. I hope

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Shit. I think I missed that.

Ah, well. My dick's only three inches.

...off the ground.

Mr. Ed?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Maybe he will come and prove it

Can we have like, a Show and Tell day here?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Can we have like, a Show and Tell day here?

How does that go? You first.

 

[Dubinsky]

pics or i dont believe you

Well, I'd need to get into, like, a push-up position. And I ain't got the wherewithal for that tonight.

Raincheck, lol.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How does that go? You first.

Hey.... that's my line.

 

[Bbl87]

I think we'd have to compare. Maybe with some measuring tape.

I know someone that might be bigger than you though.

I call bullshit.

Maybe he will come and prove it

I can't tell if this joke was in reference to someone I know or not...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I can't tell if this joke was in reference to someone I know or not...

I've never met someone with a bigger dick than me, so

 

[Bbl87]

I've never met someone with a bigger dick than me, so

Neither have I, with proof at least...

 

[Bbl87]

just be sure you measure properly... gotta press the tape in towards the pelvic bone...

There was a tutorial on here the other day.... I gained nearly an inch on the along-the-top measurement.

We may have to give a tutorial.

 

[Dubinsky]

Neither have I, with proof at least...

Proof is hard to come by (no puns intended).

It's difficult for men to compare. I'm sure I've met guys bigger than me, but that damn organ is ALWAYS a different size. If I've just been for a run, for example? It's tiny. On a normal basis, it's, well, normal-sized. Then when it's getting sucked or something, well, it's the Washington Monument.

So if we catch sight of some other dude's dick, like in the locker room or whatever, we have no idea whether it might get bigger than ours or not. Unless we tell them, "Hey, do you mind getting a chubby for me for a sec? I just want to compare! Kaythanks."

Yeah, no.

It'd be easier if dicks were like boobs: pretty easy to compare, clothing-dependent. But they're not.

 

[LupineOne]

Now show her your butt with TP

*sighs and shakes my head*
Humans…

Nay. There’s a bro code. Guy’s don’t mess with another guy’s gal.
You’re a sweetheart but untouchable. Least in my eyes

Well said, sir.

Jesus. Y’all are busy today

Right?? I leave for an afternoon, a Monday no less, and it’s a goddamn house party in here!

That’s sounds like something you would sustain from a 4 wheeling accident

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Proof is hard to come by (no puns intended).

It's difficult for men to compare. I'm sure I've met guys bigger than me, but that damn organ is ALWAYS a different size. If I've just been for a run, for example? It's tiny. On a normal basis, it's, well, normal-sized. Then when it's getting sucked or something, well, it's the Washington Monument.

So if we catch sight of some other dude's dick, like in the locker room or whatever, we have no idea whether it might get bigger than ours or not. Unless we tell them, "Hey, do you mind getting a chubby for me for a sec? I just want to compare! Kaythanks."

Yeah, no.

It'd be easier if dicks were like boobs: pretty easy to compare, clothing-dependent. But they're not.

You guys don't do this?

*runs away disappointed*

 

[Bbl87]

Proof is hard to come by (no puns intended).

It's difficult for men to compare. I'm sure I've met guys bigger than me, but that damn organ is ALWAYS a different size. If I've just been for a run, for example? It's tiny. On a normal basis, it's, well, normal-sized. Then when it's getting sucked or something, well, it's the Washington Monument.

So if we catch sight of some other dude's dick, like in the locker room or whatever, we have no idea whether it might get bigger than ours or not. Unless we tell them, "Hey, do you mind getting a chubby for me for a sec? I just want to compare! Kaythanks."

Yeah, no.

It'd be easier if dicks were like boobs: pretty easy to compare, clothing-dependent. But they're not.

True.

I'm a grower myself, so seeing in the locker room wouldn't be a good standard. When I was in college, definitely had some friends who would put me to shame flaccid, but that doesn't mean much in regards to "money making" mode.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

We may have to give a video tutorial.

FIFY

 

[Dubinsky]

You guess don't do this?

*runs away disappointed*

Sorry.

I think the Lit trope of "woman getting stuck in the men's locker room" would be really, really disappointing in real life.

 

[Bbl87]

FIFY

That kind of tutorial is PM only

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Neither have I, with proof at least...

You've seen my dick?

 

[SixShooter14]

Proof is hard to come by (no puns intended).

It's difficult for men to compare. I'm sure I've met guys bigger than me, but that damn organ is ALWAYS a different size. If I've just been for a run, for example? It's tiny. On a normal basis, it's, well, normal-sized. Then when it's getting sucked or something, well, it's the Washington Monument.

So if we catch sight of some other dude's dick, like in the locker room or whatever, we have no idea whether it might get bigger than ours or not. Unless we tell them, "Hey, do you mind getting a chubby for me for a sec? I just want to compare! Kaythanks."

Yeah, no.

It'd be easier if dicks were like boobs: pretty easy to compare, clothing-dependent. But they're not.

yep... I was thinking about this a few days ago when saw the thread in AmPics for "soft" dicks... I couldn't help but think "soft" covers a lot of lengths. It literally changes by the minute... Even "hard" can range by as much as 1/2 inch or so..

 

[Bbl87]

You've seen my dick?

Nope, nor have you mine.

 

[Bry1313]

We may have to give a tutorial.

Wait, there is a “right way” to do that? Ok, I’m in the never measured club. I don’t even know small or big with a tape measure. How would I do it?

 

[SixShooter14]

Wait, there is a “right way” to do that? Ok, I’m in the never measured club. I don’t even know small or big with a tape measure. How would I do it?

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-and-shenanigans.1589110/post-97179770

This was actually noted in one paper I read. Seriously. And apparently the correct approach is to push it firmly against the pubic bone as this accounts both for differences in pubic hair thickness and levels of tissue on the pubic bone. Plus, from a standpoint of how deep it can go, I mean, who doesn't push hard????