Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Hell anyone that uses that Lit only term. I pass over quicker then Wiley Coyote getting run over by a train.

Dammit, I guess another connection missed.

 

[Photog1rl]

His cock was one horse cart long and her valley was 2 days of foot travel wide after their tryst.

Vocaroo? That will surely push me over the edge.

 

[WerdNerd]

that was incredible! I didn’t know you could make me cum that fast with just one sentence that included the words britches, hussy, and boinking!

Stop. Y'all are making mah britches tight.

 

[WerdNerd]

C'mon bitches,
drop your britches
And do the devils do-see-do
Like a two-bit ho

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

C'mon bitches,
drop your britches
And do the devils do-see-do
Like a two-bit ho

Vocaroo?

 

[Lmizzler]

Stop. Y'all are making mah britches tight.

That’s OP for you. She will do that. Like @Photog1rl said…if she speaks it, you won’t be able to contain yourself!

 

[jason28053]

Vocaroo? That will surely push me over the edge.

Into the abyss?

 

[WerdNerd]

Vocaroo?

I need more rhymes. It's a n'er-do-well rap. Kind of like Gangsta rap but older and whiter.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Flat as plywood

So accurate. Hmm.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Woof. That workout felt good!

Let's not go back there. We've moved on to boobs and buttholes.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nah, pretty sure he’s still got that hot, tight ass that looks good in baseball pants!

I wish. If someone finds my ass, please PM me. I'd like it back.

 

[jason28053]

Let's not go back there. We've moved on to boobs and buttholes.

@Indiesoul

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Vocaroo?

Vocaroo is an app letting you leave voice messages here

 

[LupineOne]

*offers you a towel to wipe off your sweat*
(Take a pic first tho)

How bout a post-shower view?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

 

[Bry1313]

Vocaroo is an app letting you leave voice messages here

That’s good that you helped her there, she’s definitely unfamiliar with that.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

How bout a post-shower view?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/gIeyMzvd4wHmUfMirB/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d74otp46pk8zmmi6c58yrg3a3cbm728dtj3a65sabi&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[jason28053]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

And I guess this was your second clue

 

[Mr_bogey]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

See @LupineOne this is the content we are here for. (Your pic got things back on track)

 

[Lonelywife1205]

And I guess this was your second clue

And the last one!

 

[Lmizzler]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

This made me laugh and cringe at the same time.

 

[Bry1313]

All this e-bone talk makes me want to hear some stories of your bad, funny or super hot cyber sex adventures.

I’ll go first, I met this guy on Reddit, we hit it off and were voice chatting at some point. He went into the bathroom to hide from his kids (should have been my first clue). Things get sexual and he asks if we can turn our cameras on. OMG the next thing I know I’m staring at his asshole with toilet paper shreds all up in it!

How can any of us hope to match this level of quality with your opening gambit?

 

[jason28053]

And the last one!

A Lady Boner killer I’m sure

 

[LupineOne]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/gIeyMzvd4wHmUfMirB/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d74otp46pk8zmmi6c58yrg3a3cbm728dtj3a65sabi&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Glad you enjoyed

 

[jason28053]

Glad you enjoyed

Now show her your butt with TP