Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I've had sex and a nap already. You can try but nothing can ruin this day.

What did I do in my past life to have less sex than you do?

I think I just need a new phone.

Reading glasses?

 

[Mr_bogey]

What did I do in my past life to have less sex than you do?

Do you treat your husband like bry?

Reading glasses?

 

[Bry1313]

I've had sex and a nap already. You can try but nothing can ruin this day.

Now I’m pondering Bogey bonking and not sure how I feel about the rest of my day at this point.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Award-winning smile every time.

Awwww thanks

You look great! Four hours of sleep does not leave me so fresh faced!

Thank you! And no way that is true, you always look great!

How you doing?

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Better now!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Now I’m pondering Bogey bonking and not sure how I feel about the rest of my day at this point.

How does my ass looking in your version?

 

[Bry1313]

How does my ass looking in your version?

Flat as plywood

 

[LupineOne]

Woof. That workout felt good!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Flat as plywood

Nah, pretty sure he’s still got that hot, tight ass that looks good in baseball pants!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Woof. That workout felt good!

*offers you a towel to wipe off your sweat*
(Take a pic first tho)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Now I’m pondering Bogey bonking and not sure how I feel about the rest of my day at this point.

"bonking"... you must be really sexy when you ebone

 

[Photog1rl]

Now I’m pondering Bogey bonking and not sure how I feel about the rest of my day at this point.

Why do I come back to this...

 

[Bry1313]

"bonking"... you must be really sexy when you ebone

If I ever do, I’ll let you know how good I am.

 

[Lmizzler]

I haven’t heard the word boinking in a while. I think we should try bringing that one back.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If I ever do, I’ll let you know how good I am.

Well all the ladies must be flooding your PMs after that preview

 

[Lonelywife1205]

"bonking"... you must be really sexy when you ebone

If I ever do, I’ll let you know how good I am.

I think we’ve all been wondering if you two were secretly e-boning…guess the answer is no.

 

[jason28053]

I think we’ve all been wondering if you two were secretly e-boning…guess the answer is no.

Don’t believe it! It’s a sham! Bry, has the controls and they go to 11.

 

[WerdNerd]

Well all the ladies must be flooding your PMs after that preview

That preview must have all of the ladies panties flooded too.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I haven’t heard the word boinking in a while. I think we should try bringing that one back.

He took off his britches and showed the hussy his floppy disk so he could give her a gay old time by boinking her.

Something like that? Was it sexy?

 

[Photog1rl]

That preview must have all of the ladies panties flooded too.

Always does.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

"bonking"... you must be really sexy when you ebone

Hell anyone that uses that Lit only term. I pass over quicker then Wiley Coyote getting run over by a train.

 

[Photog1rl]

He took off his britches and showed the hussy his floppy disk so he could give her a gay old time by boinking her.

Something like that? Was it sexy?

I think you need some measurements.

 

[LupineOne]

I haven’t heard the word boinking in a while. I think we should try bringing that one back.

For the love of all that’s holy, and unholy even more so, no.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think you need some measurements.

His cock was one horse cart long and her valley was 2 days of foot travel wide after their tryst.

 

[Bry1313]

Well all the ladies must be flooding your PMs after that preview

The volume of PMs I get here is often overwhelming, so anyone out there, I apologize for being bad at replying. When the volume comes it as it does, I just can’t give each of you the reply you deserve.

 

[Lmizzler]

He took off his britches and showed the hussy his floppy disk so he could give her a gay old time by boinking her.

Something like that? Was it sexy?

that was incredible! I didn’t know you could make me cum that fast with just one sentence that included the words britches, hussy, and boinking!