Sex & Shenanigans

[LittleSwitchy]

I’m hanging in there, thank you. I don’t drink coffee, but days like today I wish I did.

Don’t drink coffee? Omg. That blasphemy

Lol

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Don’t drink coffee? Omg. That blasphemy

Lol

I don’t really drink alcohol either. Sex is my only vice. Well, sex and cookies!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Isn’t that a line from Forrest Gump

Sex is like a box of cookies. You never know what you are going to get

 

[Mr_bogey]

Good morning!
Everyone’s working out and I’m over here driving into the office after 4 hours of sleep.

Award-winning smile every time.

 

[Mr_bogey]

First exercise, now no alcohol and coffee.

I'm going back to bed. Wake me when we get to boobs and buttholes please.

 

[Photog1rl]

Good morning!
Everyone’s working out and I’m over here driving into the office after 4 hours of sleep.

You look great! Four hours of sleep does not leave me so fresh faced!

 

[Dubinsky]

Done with my workout. I feel good. Like I’ve earned my coffee and booze.

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t really drink alcohol either. Sex is my only vice. Well, sex and cookies!

How you doing?

 

[Lmizzler]

I was at the store this weekend and thought of you pervs.

I saw a poof. It was a charcoal poof similar to the one below but said something about “charcoal to reduce bad aromas”. all I could think was…what does that mean for the poof chart!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

How you doing?

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Finally, some sanity in this thread! Now this is my kink

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was at the store this weekend and thought of you pervs.

I saw a poof. It was a charcoal poof similar to the one below but said something about “charcoal to reduce bad aromas”. all I could think was…what does that mean for the poof chart!!!

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I think its for swingers after 5 margaritas?

 

[Photog1rl]

Finally, some sanity in this thread! Now this is my kink

Really? That’s your kink? For some reason that is not what I’d envisioned.


Please don’t read that and realize I think about kinky old men

 

[Mr_bogey]

Anyone else's like button doing weird things?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Really? That’s your kink? For some reason that is not what I’d envisioned.


Please don’t read that and realize I think about kinky old men

Are we limited to just one kink? Hell I got some thinking to do. If I have to pick one kink.

 

[Dubinsky]

Are we limited to just one kink? Hell I got some thinking to do. If I have to pick one kink.

Got some kinking to do, more like.

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone else's like button doing weird things?

Just you old man, sounds like user error.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just you old man, sounds like user error.

probably

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

probably

Try waiting a few hours when youre less high then try again

 

[Photog1rl]

Anyone else's like button doing weird things?

I never know if you are serious.

 

[Bry1313]

I never know if you are serious.

He seems just as serious as me.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I never know if you are serious.

It's better now and I always post warnings when I'm serious.

 

[Dubinsky]

It's better now.

Did you solve the mystery? Or just reboot?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Try waiting a few hours when youre less high then try again

I've had sex and a nap already. You can try but nothing can ruin this day.

 

[Photog1rl]

He seems just as serious as me.

Last thing I need

 

[Mr_bogey]

Did you solve the mystery? Or just reboot?

I think I just need a new phone.