Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

I’m not a size queen, but to say you have a big one and then prove otherwise is just lying.

Well, it's the internet...apparently that's the thing to do

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I’m not a size queen, but to say you have a big one and then prove otherwise is just lying.

LOL...fair!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Two fingers... that's a little sad.



Which is why I don't lie, and give specifics when asked.

It’s fine they lied about other stuff too.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Well, it's the internet...apparently that's the thing to do

Not everyone does this. It does seem very common on Lit though. A masquerade of sorts.

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t like Bob Evans. I’d rather do Cracker Barrel.

I wish we had Waffle House in the north.

 

[Bbl87]

It’s fine they lied about other stuff too.

Haha, fair. I just don't get the point of lying. But maybe I'm just beeing naive.

 

[SixShooter14]

Haha, fair. I just don't get the point of lying. But maybe I'm just beeing naive.

Same!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I wish we had Waffle House in the north.

We have them and I’m considered “north.”

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Haha, fair. I just don't get the point of lying. But maybe I'm just beeing naive.

I don’t either, but it seems to work for them. They like the attention they get from the fairer sex.

 

[Bry1313]

Haha, fair. I just don't get the point of lying. But maybe I'm just beeing naive.

I follow the undersell and hope to over deliver credo……also never measure.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Sure you don’t have penis envy? Honestly it’s an alleged size. I’ve never seen it and I believe most men use yahoo inches. So usually their penis is far shorter than they’d care to admit.

Why have envy? That part is out my hands (both figuratively and literally -- only because I'm typing). Should he envy my model quality feet?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It's crumbled sausage in a really thick roux, but I don't know what it's flavored with. I'm not from that part of the country.

Sausage drippings and all the pepper.

Mmmm

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Speaking of size, I have a question…have all of you men measured your penis at some point? If so, how did you measure it? Ruler, by object comparison, eyeball it etc.?

I had a guy once send me a pic of his dick beside a beer can. Super sexy.

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t either, but it seems to work for them. They like the attention they get from the fairer sex.

Fair point. Though by this point I figure most women are assuming they should subtract and inch or two off the top.

I also feel like length is viewed more skeptically than girth. I think because most guys don't bother measuring girth, so those that do are probably being more accurate.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of size, I have a question…have all of you men measured your penis at some point? If so, how did you measure it? Ruler, by object comparison, eyeball it etc.?

I had a guy once send me a pic of his dick beside a beer can. Super sexy.

Well, for me, I had to measure from the knee to the base.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Why have envy? That part is out my hands (both figuratively and literally -- only because I'm typing). Should he envy my model quality feet?

Have you considered an Only Fans for your feet? I hear there’s good money in that.

 

[SixShooter14]

Speaking of size, I have a question…have all of you men measured your penis at some point? If so, how did you measure it? Ruler, by object comparison, eyeball it etc.?

I had a guy once send me a pic of his dick beside a beer can. Super sexy.

Yes, but only when asked by a woman. (Which has happened a few times)

I used a cloth measuring tape like for clothing... Top, bottom, and around.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Fair point. Though by this point I figure most women are assuming they should subtract and inch or two off the top.

I also feel like length is viewed more skeptically than girth. I think because most guys don't bother measuring girth, so those that do are probably being more accurate.

Honestly none of that matters to me. I just like nice guys that aren’t liars.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I had a guy once send me a pic of his dick beside a beer can. Super sexy.

Oh, I use an oil can, they're bigger and thicker...better comparison... (LMAO...I'm kidding, I use the little coke cans and pretend they are the full sized ones).

Speaking of size, I have a question…have all of you men measured your penis at some point? If so, how did you measure it? Ruler, by object comparison, eyeball it etc.?

Yeah, I have. (fuck that's kind of embarrassing to admit. but lets just say that I'm a data guy).
I used a ruler. There is some debate about exacly where the ruler gets placed.
I have read some of the actual scientific literature on this topic (again, data guy) and the standard in that literature is on the top, with the ruler against the pubic bone. *nods*.

 

[Bbl87]

Speaking of size, I have a question…have all of you men measured your penis at some point? If so, how did you measure it? Ruler, by object comparison, eyeball it etc.?

I had a guy once send me a pic of his dick beside a beer can. Super sexy.

I hadn't really until I needed to buy condoms pre-vasectomy. Regular condoms were uncomfortable, so at that point I looked fir alternatives and measured to find what would work.

I used a ruler for length and a tailors tape for girth.

And in his defense, I get it. If you're average-ish length but thicker, it can actually look small without a point of reference because people have proportions they expect in their brain.

 

[hotwords229_A]

the standard in that literature is on the top, with the ruler against the pubic bone. *nods*.

But you really have to push it hard against the bone to get the number you want.

 

[Bbl87]

Should he envy my model quality feet?

Mine certainly are not. I've got some ugly ass feet, so you have my envy sir.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

But you really have to push it hard against the bone to get the number you want.

This was actually noted in one paper I read. Seriously. And apparently the correct approach is to push it firmly against the pubic bone as this accounts both for differences in pubic hair thickness and levels of tissue on the pubic bone. Plus, from a standpoint of how deep it can go, I mean, who doesn't push hard????

 

[Bbl87]

I have read some of the actual scientific literature on this topic (again, data guy) and the standard in that literature is on the top, with the ruler against the pubic bone. *nods*.

This is accurate. If you measure from below you will definitely get a longer measurement which is why plenty of guys do that.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I have no preference or expectation in size. Like @Cyber_Bella says I just hope it's attached to a nice guy.

Though anyone who announces they're packing 10+ inches gets a polite smile before I half it then walk away