Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Without me? *pout*

Well, there's always #4

 

[PandemicReader8]

He’s only superficially old. Not so much grumpy as prickly. He deceived people all in his own. It’s that whole “the old guy protests being old too much” thing

Ps. That’s for taking a shot because I’m a grandma. you can’t help when your kids make babies.

Now, hang on.

This is all relative. I was prickly before 22 (and making E5) and grumpy by 25 (and making E6). I wasn't chronologically old, but I would chase kids off my lawn...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now, hang on.

This is all relative. I was prickly before 22 (and making E5) and grumpy by 25 (and making E6). I want chronologically old, but I would chase kids off my lawn...

Cheers to this.

What if you just hate people… I’m not old but I just hate all the people.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey guys……..just on my way home.

https://imgur.com/a/t2zd0XM

 

[PandemicReader8]

Cheers to this.

What if you just hate people… I’m not old but I just hate all the people.

97.3% of people are fully "hateable".

 

[crazychemgirl]

97.3% of people are fully "hateable".

lmfao @ 0.3% of a person … is that the little people or the toddlers?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hey guys……..just on my way home.

https://imgur.com/a/t2zd0XM

I like the blue ones. It means that you're down to smurf, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like the blue ones. It means that you're down to smurf, right?

The info guide was posted last page I think?

But blue =/= smurf fucking

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey guys……..just on my way home.

https://imgur.com/a/t2zd0XM

woohoo, party at your house. Have wine?

 

[Bry1313]

Cheers to this.

What if you just hate people… I’m not old but I just hate all the people.

But

 

[crazychemgirl]

But

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I drink wine and I know things … and Peter Dinklage is the fucking bomb

 

[PandemicReader8]

lmfao @ 0.3% of a person … is that the little people or the toddlers?

They're... they're whole people. There are a lot of people and that's... that's just how percentages work.

 

[Bry1313]

woohoo, party at your house. Have wine?

Of course I do




And when you are ready to go (if you aren’t staying the night) I’ll pass our road wine, they fit in your cup holders

 

[crazychemgirl]

They're... they're whole people. There are a lot of people and that's thar's just how percentages work.

Ohhhhhh so it’s the amputees … I get it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’m guessing @Bry1313 is a full swap fan … where’s @NRJLIVES4ever ??

I mean I guess I shouldn’t be surprised considering he tried to start an all-male orgy here

Eh, teal for me.

Full swap, eh maybe? I just don't want whoever I bring as my date to immediately disappear for the entire evening.

 

[Bry1313]

They're... they're whole people. There are a lot of people and that's thar's just how percentages work.

Wait, it’s not just a pair of legs that are hateable for the 0.3%?

 

[PandemicReader8]

Ohhhhhh so it’s the amputees … I get it.

::facepalms::

ROFLMAO

 

[LupineOne]

I drink wine and I know things … and Peter Dinklage is the fucking bomb

I drink bourbon, and I know things…his role as Tyrion was amazing

 

[Bry1313]

I drink bourbon, and I know things…his role as Tyrion was amazing

You know nothing LupineOne

 

[crazychemgirl]

::facepalms::

ROFLMAO

Sorry I couldn’t help myself.

Plus could you imagine someone hating on someone with no arms and legs … just like,

“Hey .. look at that asshole over there… just a fucking head mate.. what a goosecunt hockeydick”

 

[LupineOne]

You know nothing LupineOne

Oh hush. I know plenty. I’m more Ghost than Jon Snow anyway

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, it’s not just a pair of legs that are hateable for the 0.3%?

Idea: 1.5 points (low because it was stolen)
Execution: -965 points

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry I couldn’t help myself.

Plus could you imagine someone hating on someone with no arms and legs … just like,

“Hey .. look at that asshole over there… just a fucking head mate.. what a goosecunt hockeydick”

Don’t ask me why I read that out in an Australian accent in my head.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't mind muse. She's upset I discovered she uses the "prickly" line to lure anyone older than her and outed her. Now she needs a new pick up routine.
As far as grumpy goes, it doesn't happen often...and never on lit. This is entertainment. If I'm not entertained, I do something else. My personality tends to be direct and my humor can have a bite which, because there is no tone and no facial expressions, some tend to interpret in other ways. The funny thing I've discovered here is there is a gender bias. Plp and indie can have a sharp tongue with their humor but everyone gets they are being funny. OP is the one that really made the gender gap clear. Give that woman a crack and she will "sweep the leg" and not think twice. It's awesome and hysterical. Everyone gets it.
I took what I thought was a fun shot at Bambi years ago and was excommunicated until recently paroled.

You are now full-communicado. Pos prohibiscus, dominus possum and all that. (GGA really needs to work on Cathol-i-sizing me instead of constantly luring me into the confessional!)

Oh, I'm a cranky little thing until I've had an hour or two to wake up.

But I did cum 3 times this morning before I got on Lit, so that helped

Me too!

 

[PandemicReader8]

Sorry I couldn’t help myself.

Plus could you imagine someone hating on someone with no arms and legs … just like,

“Hey .. look at that asshole over there… just a fucking head mate.. what a goosecunt hockeydick”

His name is Matt and he's an OK guy...