Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

My caliper is so high

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[crazychemgirl]

While all you Midwest and west coast fuckers are annoying being so chipper before the sun rises, I want you to know I appreciate the discussion of condiments and star wars need stuff taking place while I slowly wake up.

I hope we will save all the boobs and good stuff for after noon EST. Yesterday was simply unacceptable.

where are you that you aren’t awake when we are??

 

[Bry1313]

where are you that you aren’t awake when we are??

Old man Bogey lives in the future (or EDT)

 

[Mr_bogey]

where are you that you aren’t awake when we are??

Morning sex is a thing. Naps after are delightful. Oh, and occasionally, I work.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Indiesoul are you chipper in the morning … or only after morning sex

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning sex is a thing. Naps after are delightful. Oh, and occasionally, I work.

Great minds and all that.

 

[Bry1313]

Morning sex is a thing. Naps after are delightful. Oh, and occasionally, I work.

Did you buy your right hand a nice coffee in gratitude?

 

[Bbl87]

Morning sex is a thing.

Is it? I vaguely remember it occurring in my distant past, but it's foggy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you buy your right hand a nice coffee in gratitude?

No it’s his left hand … that way it feels more like a stranger

 

[Lmizzler]

@Indiesoul are you chipper in the morning … or only after morning sex

She wasn't chipper this morning but we got her there soon enough.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well, I for one, like sex at all times of the day. Morning. Noon. Evening. Bedtime. And all locations. This whole no kids at home thing has it’s merits.

 

[Bbl87]

Well, I for one, like sex at all times of the day. Morning. Noon. Evening. Bedtime. And all locations. This whole no kids at home thing has it’s merits.

Jealous!

And I'm definitely equal opportunity, given the opportunity, haha.

 

[awired50]

Well, I for one, like sex at all times of the day. Morning. Noon. Evening. Bedtime. And all locations. This whole no kids at home thing has it’s merits.

Any and every time is fine with me

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone else see old people unironically wearing pineapple T-shirt’s and laugh inwardly

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8J9FpmC/

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't you DUH! me! I will make sure only stinky cheeses are the only cheese in a 25 mi radius around you.

You're stinky cheese!

 

[awired50]

Any and every time is fine with me

Sex on the balcony of the hotel Monday night was awesome! She always cums so hard when she is standing !

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, I for one, like sex at all times of the day. Morning. Noon. Evening. Bedtime. And all locations. This whole no kids at home thing has it’s merits.

This is just a delightful response

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Morning sex is a thing. Naps after are delightful. Oh, and occasionally, I work.

Why did I think you were retired? Are you really a grumpy old man? Or have they deceived me?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

While I'm honored...there have been quite a few great helicopters that have far surpassed mine.
They are soaring to new heights!

Well, I don't feel qualified to speak on helicopter quality....yet. Like, I may be a cock connoisseur and a cock pop enthusiast, but I just haven't seen enough helicopters to feel I can speak to them with any authority. Hopefully that will change with time.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well, I don't feel qualified to speak on helicopter quality....yet. Like, I may be a cock connoisseur and a cock pop enthusiast, but I just haven't seen enough helicopters to feel I can speak to them with any authority. Hopefully that will change with time.

I've only seen my husband's helicopter. And it's really more of a horizontal happy dance when he knows he's getting lucky. Super cute! lol

 

[JKL123]

Well, I for one, like sex at all times of the day. Morning. Noon. Evening. Bedtime. And all locations. This whole no kids at home thing has it’s merits.

I can almost see the no kids days .... 1 last to go. When I look at my watch no matter the time of day I see TIME TO F__K

 

[MedicalMuse]

Why did I think you were retired? Are you really a grumpy old man? Or have they deceived me?

He’s only superficially old. Not so much grumpy as prickly. He deceived people all in his own. It’s that whole “the old guy protests being old too much” thing

Ps. That’s for taking a shot because I’m a grandma. you can’t help when your kids make babies.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8J9FpmC/

Just to share share some cultural differences, for um science, the pineapple signal isn't really a thing in Florida anymore. We are all about the bath poofs now. We blame the old people.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Why did I think you were retired? Are you really a grumpy old man? Or have they deceived me?

I'm trying to retire. If you would tell these assholes to stop getting in trouble, I would greatly appreciate it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just to share share some cultural differences, for um science, the pineapple signal isn't really a thing in Florida anymore. We are all about the bath poofs now. We blame the old people.

Is a color coordination thing? Or just the poof in general?