Sex & Shenanigans

I'm sorry you didn't sleep well.

I believe my skills are being exploited. Lawyers cost money. I can't expect my family to live on water sammiches. Perhaps a suitable exchange can resolve this. I don't want to use the word breasteses because I know you hate that but I think you get my meaning.
^^^ sex-ploitation

So you don’t like the tangy zest?
I LOVE Miracle Whip. Regular mayo can't compare!
 
Bry - apparently when it rains, it pours. One of my paying clients, tiktok has asked that you refrain from using their platform. You are well outside their target age range. I'm sorry. Consider this your cease and desist notice.
I don’t recognize your authority as their representative. Notice ignored.
 
While all you Midwest and west coast fuckers are annoying being so chipper before the sun rises, I want you to know I appreciate the discussion of condiments and star wars need stuff taking place while I slowly wake up.

I hope we will save all the boobs and good stuff for after noon EST. Yesterday was simply unacceptable.
 
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