Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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Don't mind muse. She's upset I discovered she uses the "prickly" line to lure anyone older than her and outed her. Now she needs a new pick up routine.He’s only superficially old. Not so much grumpy as prickly. He deceived people all in his own. It’s that whole “the old guy protests being old too much” thing
Ps. That’s for taking a shot because I’m a grandma.you can’t help when your kids make babies.
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Wait a minute, i had never noticed this double standard in how people reacted to sharp wit here………(mind blown)Don't mind muse. She's upset I discovered she uses the "prickly" line to lure anyone older than her and outed her. Now she needs a new pick up routine.
As far as grumpy goes, it doesn't happen often...and never on lit. This is entertainment. If I'm not entertained, I do something else. My personality tends to be direct and my humor can have a bite which, because there is no tone and no facial expressions, some tend to interpret in other ways. The funny thing I've discovered here is there is a gender bias. Plp and indie can have a sharp tongue with their humor but everyone gets they are being funny. OP is the one that really made the gender gap clear. Give that woman a crack and she will "sweep the leg" and not think twice. It's awesome and hysterical. Everyone gets it.
I took what I thought was a fun shot at Bambi years ago and was excommunicated until recently paroled.![]()
You know it was and it wasn't even a shot, maybe just a little pinch.It was a teasing shot…. I think. But I’ll poke back anyway.![]()
Do they wear these tied to their belt loops? Shoe laces? I need more information.
I got your poof right here.Bath poof?
Like if you go to someone’s house and they have a poof in their shower they are DTF?
It's like a revolving fucking door.I’m guessing you were the unlucky group who had kids move back.
Bogey trying to get in on the poof game … meanwhile his wife at home is wondering why there are poofs hanging all over the house all of a suddenDo they wear these tied to their belt loops? Shoe laces? I need more information.
Of course it was...You know it was and it wasn't even a shot, maybe just a little pinch.
It’s a bit soft.I got your poof right here.
You've been warned. Cease and desist.If anyone wants to come over to my condo for a party when I arrive in hell, let me know now so I can send the invite
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Poofs of every color!Bogey trying to get in on the poof game … meanwhile his wife at home is wondering why there are poofs hanging all over the house all of a sudden![]()
There’s a double standard in all things … no matter how close we get to equality … double standards still existWait a minute, i had never noticed this double standard in how people reacted to sharp wit here………(mind blown)
This is like when you had the idea that you could sneak on a plane when invisible.
We need a pinned post for poof colour meanings
Belt loops just makes it look like you’re in constant need of a showerDo they wear these tied to their belt loops? Shoe laces? I need more information.
If it weren’t for double standards, would standards even exist?There’s a double standard in all things … no matter how close we get to equality … double standards still exist
Don't think I'm not posting this from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Apparently I'm in the "Beyond" section.Bogey trying to get in on the poof game … meanwhile his wife at home is wondering why there are poofs hanging all over the house all of a sudden![]()
Oh, I'm a cranky little thing until I've had an hour or two to wake up.@Indiesoul are you chipper in the morning … or only after morning sex
Without me? *pout*Oh, I'm a cranky little thing until I've had an hour or two to wake up.
But I did cum 3 times this morning before I got on Lit, so that helped![]()
Haha, he beat me to it!She wasn't chipper this morning but we got her there soon enough.![]()
BB&B needs poof signage for people … their sales would rocket by 275%Don't think I'm not posting this from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Apparently I'm in the "Beyond" section.