Sex & Shenanigans

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

He’s only superficially old. Not so much grumpy as prickly. He deceived people all in his own. It’s that whole “the old guy protests being old too much” thing

Ps. That’s for taking a shot because I’m a grandma. you can’t help when your kids make babies.

He took a shot at you for being a grandma? You're younger than me I think, so I wouldn't ever say anything about your age. So is he around 40 with a grumpy old man spirit animal? The Bogey pic doesn't help either cause... he dead.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Just to share share some cultural differences, for um science, the pineapple signal isn't really a thing in Florida anymore. We are all about the bath poofs now. We blame the old people.

What is this about Bogey and bath poofs? How does this work?

I'm trying to retire. If you would tell these assholes to stop getting in trouble, I would greatly appreciate it.

Nobody ever listens to me. Not even my husband.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is a color coordination thing? Or just the poof in general?

the colors do signal things like style, ie exhibitionist/screwing around with other couples, or swapping, group, as well as indicating bisexual interests or not.

 

[MedicalMuse]

He took a shot at you for being a grandma? You're younger than me I think, so I wouldn't ever say anything about your age. So is he around 40 with a grumpy old man spirit animal? The Bogey pic doesn't help either cause... he dead.

It was a teasing shot…. I think. But I’ll poke back anyway.

 

[MedicalMuse]

the colors do signal things like style, ie exhibitionist/screwing around with other couples, or swapping, group, as well as indicating bisexual interests or not.

Oh I like this. I need a color guide

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Oh I like this. I need a color guide

You’d be a purple poof, Musey

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

the colors do signal things like style, ie exhibitionist/screwing around with other couples, or swapping, group, as well as indicating bisexual interests or not.

I just found out about this whole shower poof phenomenon in FL last Friday at a pool party. I was gobsmacked that it’s evolved beyond upside down pineapples and pink flamingos!

 

[SixShooter14]

It was a teasing shot…. I think. But I’ll poke back anyway.

Likewise!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

You’d be a purple poof, Musey

Explain!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I can almost see the no kids days .... 1 last to go. When I look at my watch no matter the time of day I see TIME TO F__K

Be careful. They boomerang.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Explain!!

I lied, you’d be black. Feel free to boss me around any day!!!

 

[SixShooter14]

umm.. The hell is a bath poof?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just to share share some cultural differences, for um science, the pineapple signal isn't really a thing in Florida anymore. We are all about the bath poofs now. We blame the old people.

Bath poof?

Like if you go to someone’s house and they have a poof in their shower they are DTF?

 

[SixShooter14]

Bath poof?

Like if you go to someone’s house and they have a poof in their shower they are DTF?

Right? I feel like that's terrible advertising.

Or do you put the poof out on the mailbox or hanging from the front door handle?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Be careful. They boomerang.

I’m guessing you were the unlucky group who had kids move back.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Right? I feel like that's terrible advertising.

Or do you put the poof out on the mailbox or hanging from the front door handle?

Feel like they put them on their golf carts as they drive around their villages.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Bath poof?

Like if you go to someone’s house and they have a poof in their shower they are DTF?

We put them on our houses, mailboxes, and cars....again blame the old people, they started it.

 

[Bry1313]

Bath poof?

Like if you go to someone’s house and they have a poof in their shower they are DTF?

Going shopping at Target this afternoon for MILFs and poofs.

 

[Bry1313]

If anyone wants to come over to my condo for a party when I arrive in hell, let me know now so I can send the invite

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8J9Fv8e/

 

[crazychemgirl]

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My mind is officially blown

 

[crazychemgirl]

If anyone wants to come over to my condo for a party when I arrive in hell, let me know now so I can send the invite

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8J9Fv8e/

Didn’t you post something similar already?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

We put them on our houses, mailboxes, and cars....again blame the old people, they started it.

My whole issue with the car is, it’s going to color clash with paint scheme I have and COMPLETELY throw off the aerodynamics. Maybe I should just have some colored loofah die cut decals made…

 

[Bry1313]

My mind is officially blown

If Avi changes were real time, everyone in this thread would have poofs by this afternoon. That’s the kind of folks you attract…….and sorry, we are still friends, I’m not letting you break up with me.

 

[Bry1313]

Didn’t you post something similar already?

There are hundreds of these