You're a burglar...

[stxjimmy]

Himalayan sea salt, I'd go further and replace it with common table salt.

 

[Cat]

All the pens and erasers

 

[dadbod4u]

Himalayan sea salt, I'd go further and replace it with common table salt.

Now that's just mean

 

[stxjimmy]

Now that's just mean

Burglars are!

 

[Sea_Panda]

Burglars are!

As long as you leave the kosher salt, it’s cool.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Power cords to the laptops.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Every button in the house.

 

[stxjimmy]

The jam from a Swiss roll cake

 

[Sea_Panda]

The jam from a Swiss roll cake

You monster!

 

[J_Bone]

All the clear liquor out of the bottles and replace it with a 90/10 mix of tap water and vinegar.

 

[stxjimmy]

You monster!

And the pink squares from a battenburg

 

[Sea_Panda]

The power cord from the cable modem/Wi-Fi router.

 

[Xerxes82]

The Stitch special. Everyone's left shoe.

 

[stxjimmy]

They've been taken already

 

[Sea_Panda]

They've been taken already

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d9/11/67/d911673835c302a8437f7769040ff225.png

 

[Sea_Panda]

One sock out of every pair

 

[stxjimmy]

That's not a burglar. It's a gremlin Dumbo hybrid

 

[Sea_Panda]

That's not a burglar. It's a gremlin Dumbo hybrid

Strangely enough, I am okay with that.

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the credit cards and paper money.

 

[Cat]

All the cabinet knobs

 

[Anastasia1999]

All the credit cards and paper money.

The Eucalyptus oil

 

[Sea_Panda]

Your glasses.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The lenses out of your glasses

 

[Sea_Panda]

The hot water

 

[cheekygirl75]

The bubbles out of all your fizzy drinks