You're a burglar...

[Sea_Panda]

All the toilet seats.

 

[TwoTaTango]

Of Course I am Taking the S ...the E and the X keys off the keyboard ..making it just a little more difficult to Communicate in the world of Lust....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm taking a saw and stealing the bottom 1/2 cm off one leg of all of the chairs.

 

[stxjimmy]

There's not much left, its like thieving locusts have swarmed through.
It's going to have to be the wallpaper now.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's not much left, its like thieving locusts have swarmed through.
It's going to have to be the wallpaper now.

*whispers * go to another neighborhood.

 

[TwoTaTango]

The bottom sofa cushions

Well I hope you left the Floral print Pillows

 

[stxjimmy]

*whispers * go to another neighborhood.

I'm on my way. Just as soon as I find some string to hold my trousers up, someone's taken my belt!

 

[Starscream_UK]

I’m taking the bottle cap from their bottle of milk.

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

all but the last square of toilet paper

 

[J_Bone]

Im taking one battery from every remote and replacing the batteries in their smoke detectors with old ones so that they all start beeping

Pure evil!

One night the wife and I were getting busy after a night out and the chirping started at like 1 AM. I ignored it, but she insisted and said I wasn’t getting any until I fixed it. So I got up, finally identified the perp (which is a chore in itself since there’s like 8), got the ladder out of the garage, then realized I was out of 9V batteries. Threw on a shirt and flip flops and went to the only 24 HR place around to get batteries. Got home, swapped it out and all was quiet...finally. Put the ladder up, came back to bed like an hour later hoping she’d be waiting for her white knight with her ankles behind her head. Nope! Sound asleep...and VERY resistant to any resumption of activity.

The trials and tribulations of home ownership. But the following morning more than made up for it

 

[Mattentive]

Coffee filters.

 

[Speshul91]

Plates and cutlery

 

[gga]

Turning on all the lights then taking the switches

We need to have an electrimaticity discussion.

 

[stxjimmy]

Turning on all the lights then taking the switches

Don't forget to wear rubber gloves.

 

[Sea_Panda]

I’m just going for the source of all this larceny… I’m stealing Barefootgirl

 

[Ingenue844]

Shower curtains/doors

 

[barefootgirl69]

The can opener

 

[stxjimmy]

The can opener

Long gone, probably changed hands by now!

 

[barefootgirl69]

The ends of the curtain rods.

 

[stxjimmy]

The ends of the curtain rods.

Slim pickings.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Slim pickings.

It's only supposed to be an inconvenience, not a major haul!

 

[stxjimmy]

It's only supposed to be an inconvenience, not a major haul!

No need for sassy!

 

[Sea_Panda]

The screws holding all the electrical wall covers in place.

 

[Sea_Panda]

No need for sassy!

Sassy is the best

 

[stxjimmy]

Sassy is the best

No argument with that!