"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[jordanp76]

YMBTGFMI you can motivate to floss your teeth every day.

 

[Hipshot1554]

It is what it is

YMBTGFMI if it's fatal...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Based on this thread, I’m too good for all of you feral fuckers.

Who doesn’t have a strong opinion on the Oxford Comma?

Or shoe trees? Do you just walk around with creased loafers like some kind of caveman?

And I’m so classy, I hold out my pinky when I masturbate. #MrPeanutOfMasturbation

 

[Ingenue844]

YMBTGFMI if it's fatal...

Almost certain

 

[Hipshot1554]

They say... some things are worth dying for, so...

 

[Ingenue844]

They say... some things are worth dying for, so...

That’s my attitude too. If I die, I die

 

[Hipshot1554]

That’s my attitude too. If I die, I die

There are worse ways to go than being pleasured to death.

 

[Ingenue844]

There are worse ways to go than being pleasured to death.

IKR

 

[Hipshot1554]

IKR

Hmmm... text speak "I can relate?"

 

[Ingenue844]

Hmmm... text speak "I can relate?"

I know right

 

[Hipshot1554]

Is there a text to English dictionary?

 

[Ingenue844]

Is there a text to English dictionary?

Old fogies like myself google to learn the latest

 

[Hipshot1554]

I'm surly fogier than you. LOL

 

[Ingenue844]

I'm surly fogier than you. LOL

Maybe, what decade were you born?

 

[Hipshot1554]

Truman was President. I hope I'm not going to be accused of hijacking this thread.

 

[Ingenue844]

You win
I was born during Carter

 

[Hipshot1554]

My daughter too.

 

[Hipshot1554]

"It is what it is".. to quote someone before.

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFMI you are vegetarian.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

YMBTGFMI you drive an electric vehicle

 

[cascadiabound]

YMBTGFMIY usually write with a fountain pen

 

[Btq97]

YMBTGFMIY if others can read your handwriting.

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI if you hold out your pinky finger, when you drink coffee or tea.

Oh but that depends on the mug/cup. Some need pinky to balance it!

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMIY if others can read your handwriting.

I mean... My signature is usually not readable, but my other writing sure is. I need to be able to read it myself, too!

 

[Strixaluco]

You might be too good for me if...

You wear a formal suit for work every day.