Chaos... to be continued

[LadyLascivious1]

Love to kill the thread with an ‘electroshocking the labia’ joke.

It’s cute you think that’s what you did that killed the thread

 

[jason28053]

Tonight’s joke
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian ask me to take it out.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

What a day, kinda wish I had covid again so I don't have to do anything

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

What a day, kinda wish I had covid again so I don't have to do anything

Weren't you just complaining a few days ago that you didn't have enough cleaning to do when you were supposed to be not doing anything o.o

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Weren't you just complaining a few days ago that you didn't have enough cleaning to do when you were supposed to be not doing anything o.o

I was, but cleaning is way more fun than dealing with people

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I was, but cleaning is way more fun than dealing with people

Well, it is a lot less stressful at a distance

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Tonight’s joke
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian ask me to take it out.

That is a terrible joke

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Well, it is a lot less stressful at a distance

Wouldn't have been so bad of there wasn't so many of them

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Wouldn't have been so bad of there wasn't so many of them

Ah, the woes of a goddess. I don't suppose you can tell them to fuck off for the day?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Дай это мне, большой мальчик

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Ah, the woes of a goddess. I don't suppose you can tell them to fuck off for the day?

Nope I can't they were young people looking at trying their hand in the hospitality industry so I even had to be polite, happy and positive my faces hurts from fake smiles

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Nope I can't they were young people looking at trying their hand in the hospitality industry so I even had to be polite, happy and positive my faces hurts from fake smiles

My face can sympathise. On the plus side, if you're sufficiently emotionally drained, there's better chance of deep sleep. I miss those

 

[SinfuIDreams]

My face can sympathise. On the plus side, if you're sufficiently emotionally drained, there's better chance of deep sleep. I miss those

Nah I slept last night won't sleep properly again for at least another 2 nights

 

[HeavyBalls]

My face can sympathise. On the plus side, if you're sufficiently emotionally drained, there's better chance of deep sleep. I miss those

What's a healthy sleep schedule?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Would this help?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSXRClVUUAIPGDO?format=png&name=small

...is the magic made of or from a penis?

What's a healthy sleep schedule?

An unresolved riddle that keeps you up at night.

 

[HeavyBalls]

...is the magic made of or from a penis?

An unresolved riddle that keeps you up at night.

One of many...

And penises are magic...

Well at least mine is...

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Would this help?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSXRClVUUAIPGDO?format=png&name=small

I'm not sure it would help me sleep but it would definitely make me pee myself laughing

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Good morning

I'm hoping you all have a great day today it can't get much worse than yesterday

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Good morning! Since you're here, it's guaranteed to be a great day!

https://c.tenor.com/1PUXmyDTJh0AAAAM/good-morning-cat.gif

Thank you Bri!

 

[SinfuIDreams]

@SinfuIDreams

https://c.tenor.com/pEpx4rKYOwoAAAAM/teddy-hug.gif

Awe big hugs for you lovely

 

[Strixaluco]

Good morning! Been a already up for hours () but I've had company...

 

[Strixaluco]

...is the magic made of or from a penis?

No. It's the pussies that are magic. The older the woman, the more magic in the pussy (at least that was the belief here). It could be used to protect or to curse. In practice this was done by showing the pussy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anasyrma

 

[Strixaluco]

@Strixaluco

https://c.tenor.com/_aQyexTwIb0AAAAM/big-hug-mom.gif

Oh darling, your hugs are so heartwarming!

 

[Strixaluco]

I have barely made domestic trips for the last 2 years, and it's 3 years since I last set my foot abroad, but now I am dreaming of - no, planning a trip to UK this year! *off to ordering a passport, damn Brexit*

 

[amanuk]

Morning all! Another pleasant day here in the UK!