HeavyBalls
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I too know this honour...Read up, I have a little idea since I am one of the eldest grandkids in the family
Chaos... to be continued
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HeavyBalls
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That's a paddlin...
AngelWithAShotgun
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ah... your mini humans aren't well trained. mine was trained to obey me so I can leave them in one place
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Pretty sure its a curse
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If you're the one looking after them, it's entirely different. I shouldn't have to be looking after kids when I'm trying to host the gathering. So they (the parents) get to sit and eat/drink what I've prepared while I have to watch their kids to make sure that don't destroy stuff?They can't be left unsupervised?
I'm beginning to think I've been lucky with my cousins... and I have 28 on last count, so I've looked after more than 5 at a time
Nope. I'd rather they just not come
HeavyBalls
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Same thing.Pretty sure its a curse
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Whereas the mini humans in our family have the pleasure of growing up in a family with a lot of teachers who have specialized in behavior disorders.
We were at family dinner one night when my nephew was 5 or 6 and I saw him leave the table and heard the door to my parents room close. I look at my sister and asked what was wrong. She replies, “Oh, I’ve told him that unless he’s hurt or something is really wrong I don’t want to see the fake pouty face. He’ll come back out when he’s sorted himself.”
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Ooo... Grumpy. I'm not really supposed to look after them, but they listen to me cause I'm the eldest so I just tell them what to do
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All I'm saying is if you're not going to control your kids when you bring them to someone's house, don't bring them. It's not my job. You don't stop being a parent when you bring your kids to someone else's house. (Unless it's a birthday party.)Whereas the mini humans in our family have the pleasure of growing up in a family with a lot of teachers who have specialized in behavior disorders.
We were at family dinner one night when my nephew was 5 or 6 and I saw him leave the table and heard the door to my parents room close. I look at my sister and asked what was wrong. She replies, “Oh, I’ve told him that unless he’s hurt or something is really wrong I don’t want to see the fake pouty face. He’ll come back out when he’s sorted himself.”
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Yup. Grumpy on this subject.Ooo... Grumpy. I'm not really supposed to look after them, but they listen to me cause I'm the eldest so I just tell them what to do
And I don't play favorites. Both sides of the family suck when it comes to watching their kids.
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Several parents have heard me say "discipline your children in my home, or I'll do it for you, and you won't like how I do it..."
To be fair they were little fucking shits who we smacking me and pestering my usually patient as a saint dog.
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Thankfully the only time I ever really had any ignorant parents in the house was for a shower. It was a one off event with people who will never be over again. Plus, it was the summer so I just herded them outside which minimized any inconvenience or damage.
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This was during my "angry" phase so most of the family was surprised there wasn't a chalk outline one the ground... Then I smacked the little fuck... Who then went crying to momma, my cousin. All I said was I warned ya both...*pets both of you* I don't issue warnings like that, I just do it
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I salute your capability to issue a warning to the parents. I did not have that restraint.
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Luckily their father agreed with me... Especially after the 2nd one smacked my dog and my dog gave him a nip.
He got a treat for that
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One was smacking a metal swinging bench that I had in my yard and had had refinished. Told him to stop. Didn't.
Fine, you don't respect my stuff I'm going inside and will drop your tablet. Suddenly he stopped.
Little fucking shit.
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I didn't have to smack to get them in line, I mostly just talked it out
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Your pain amuses me...
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HeavyBalls
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3 stooges principle, pain is funny...Glad there's some good to my being here
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Well, if you both ever need advice on how to wrangle mini humans without violence, I can probably help 
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Where's the fun in that?Well, if you both ever need advice on how to wrangle mini humans without violence, I can probably help
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They're too easy. Adults are so much more fun.
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