Chaos... to be continued

[cheekygirl75]

Night, sleep well!

 

[HeavyBalls]

I've never seen it *runs*

You have an assignment now...

 

[jason28053]

A man walks into a doctors office.
"What seems to be the problem?" Asks
the doctor.
"It's... um... well... | have five penises,
replies the man.
"Blimey!" Says the doctor,
"how do
your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove.

 

[gga]

@SirConradPeckereye

So SCP asked me for advice on things he could do to turn on his girlfriend.

I replied “make sure you replace her batteries, and flip the switch to the left.”

 

[HeavyBalls]

Somebody DM when the lame dad jokes are over

Bye

We've moved on to Canadiana.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You have an assignment now...

What happens if I fail my assignment?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm heading to bed soon too.
But I should probably shower first.
Even though I used to be addicted to soap.
I'm clean now.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I'm heading to bed soon too.
But I should probably shower first.
Even though I used to be addicted to soap.
I'm clean now.

Sleep it off Padre,good night.

 

[HeavyBalls]

What happens if I fail my assignment?

Spankings.

 

[jason28053]

What happens if I fail my assignment?

Spanky?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Spanky?

I do the spankin' round these parts.

 

[gga]

We've moved on to Canadiana.

What is a a Canadians favorite board game?

Sorry!

 

[jason28053]

I do the spankin' round these parts.

Which parts?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What is a a Canadians favorite board game?

Sorry!

Ok, that one legit made me laugh

 

[HeavyBalls]

Which parts?

Depends on the lady, I'm flexible...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Which parts?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What is a a Canadians favorite board game?

Sorry!

Just wait till we Canadians take over the world.

Then you'll all be "sorry."

 

[Mika1215]

Hmmm. As always, I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Is it bad jokes, abuse Canadians, and spank people night?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hmmm. As always, I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Is it bad jokes, abuse Canadians, and spank people night?

Abuse Canadians at your own risk...

 

[jason28053]

Butt cheeky

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hmmm. As always, I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Is it bad jokes, abuse Canadians, and spank people night?

I don’t think it’s “abuse Canadians” as much as “poke gentle fun at Canadians” (and see how long it takes *them* to apologize )

But the rest sounds right!

 

[jason28053]

@SirConradPeckereye

So SCP asked me for advice on things he could do to turn on his girlfriend.

I replied “make sure you replace her batteries, and flip the switch to the left.”

Sounds like you speak from experience

 

[HeavyBalls]

I don’t think it’s “abuse Canadians” as much as “poke gentle fun at Canadians” (and see how long it takes *them* to apologize )

But the rest sounds right!

You know the Germans were scared of us right...?

 

[gga]

Sounds like you speak from experience

Marriage will do that.

(I also realized that after I posted, but, whatever. LOL)

 

[gga]

I've read that excessive sex causes memory loss:

It was in the American Journal of Medicine in May last year, page 12, paragraph 3.

It was nice sunny day, about 73°, and I was reading in the park ...