Chaos... to be continued

[Whiskeyjack]

Watch out for those trees... they look shady.

 

[jason28053]

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so
l asked my doctor if I would still be able
to write with it.
He said:
"Maybe, but I wouldn't count
on it.”

 

[Anastasia1999]

I saw a sign that said "Falling Rocks."
So I tried it. It didn't.

The worst part is when I don’t get them, like this one

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The worst part is when I don’t get them, like this one

I tried falling. It didn't rock.

 

[gga]

The worst part is when I don’t get them, like this one

Like ..

Falling down is awesome

 

[Diosax]

I applied for a job hanging mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.

It's la

I tripped on my wife's bra.
She said it was a booby trap.

Did you two have clown for dinner or what

 

[cheekygirl75]

Did you two have clown for dinner or what

You have to add @Whiskeyjack to that too. They all have dad joke-itis tonight

 

[gga]

When you really have to go to the bathroom, you become Scandinavian.

First you're Russian there, then European, and then you're Finnish.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Thank you for explaining, chaps! It’s 6am here

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You have to add @Whiskeyjack to that too. They all have dad joke-itis tonight

Oh, I could go a whole lot worse.
I'd tell you the joke about pizza... but it's too cheesy.

 

[jason28053]

The worst part is when I don’t get them, like this one

Think of Rocks as being something that’s good

 

[Diosax]

Keep telling yourself that... I'm giving out pity laugh reacts

Brutal. Iove it

 

[Anastasia1999]

When you really have to go to the bathroom, you become Scandinavian.

First you're Russian there, then European, and then you're Finnish.

Scandinavian?? Hehehe

 

[Diosax]

You have to add @Whiskeyjack to that too. They all have dad joke-itis tonight

His are drunk jokes i bet

 

[jason28053]

Did you two have clown for dinner or what

I hate clowns

 

[cheekygirl75]

His are drunk jokes i bet

True, so he gets a pass, barely

 

[Whiskeyjack]

True, so he gets a pass, barely

I can't help it. I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes it makes him laugh!

 

[gga]

I got fired from the candle factory

Told them I didn’t want to work wick ends
*********
Just got fired from my job at Google Maps. I was terrible at drawing the boundaries between countries...

They said I was borderline incompetent.

 

[gga]

I hate clowns

They taste funny

 

[jason28053]

True, so he gets a pass, barely

What’s your problem with the jokes Devo?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Did you hear about the guy who invented a pencil with two erasers? It was pointless.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I hate clowns

*cackles like a certain Clown Prince of Crime...

 

[cheekygirl75]

What’s your problem with the jokes Devo?

I'm just joking & being a brat, I hope you know!

 

[gga]

Scandinavian?? Hehehe

Yeah, that one was poor. LOL

The other version is..
If your Russian going into the bathroom, and Finnish coming out, what are you when you're inside?

European

 

[jason28053]

I'm just joking & being a brat, I hope you know!

I know