Chaos... to be continued

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I like to think of it more as making out with my coffee cup. Humping seems to be a very aggressive way to drink coffee.

Morning dears. Missed you.

Awwww, thank you!!! Missed you guys too! Got very little work done yesterday and had to work 3 hours late to make up for it. I promised Nikki no posting from 10-12 today. And she'll be watching me! Idk what punishment she'll dole out, but pretty sure it will not be pleasant if I break my promise!!!

 

[NinjaPanda]

I’m sure your more then invited

You're* and than* (I notice everyone else seems to correct spelling, so I'll jump in too)

 

[NinjaPanda]

You're* and than* (I notice everyone else seems to correct spelling, so I'll jump in too)

I felt like an ass doing that lol

 

[Steady67]

Awwww, thank you!!! Missed you guys too! Got very little work done yesterday and had to work 3 hours late to make up for it. I promised Nikki no posting from 10-12 today. And she'll be watching me! Idk what punishment she'll dole out, but pretty sure it will not be pleasant if I break my promise!!!

Well we can’t have you punished. Maybe we should impose a Siesta on the thread to prompt rest, cuddling, and you know like actual productive work.

 

[Codeman93]

I felt like an ass doing that lol

It’s all good

 

[Codeman93]

Well we can’t have you punished. Maybe we should impose a Siesta on the thread to prompt rest, cuddling, and you know like actual productive work.

I second this

 

[Steady67]

Seems like a lot of us are having trouble waking up... I think we need some Juice!

Morning Cheeky! Lizzo is so good. I adore her.

 

[de_valmont]

A true friend would place the coffee IV directly into my vein. Not try to coffee block me!

Don't mind me ya'll. I'm over here humping my coffee cup!

About this form, upside down? https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/apparel/rcxgs/tile._CB483369110_.gif

I believe you are sweet.

 

[Codeman93]

Are you saying you shouldn’t wake up by shotgunning a Red Bull

 

[MedicalMuse]

You know what? Not to wax philosophical or anything, but it’s fucking cool when you find your people. Thanks for being the people I needed in my life.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Are you saying you shouldn’t wake up by shotgunning a Red Bull

I can categorically say this is a bad idea. Do as I say, not as I do.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You know what? Not to wax philosophical or anything, but it’s fucking cool when you find your people. Thanks for being the people I needed in my life.

Co-signed!

 

[de_valmont]

A true friend would place the coffee IV directly into my vein. Not try to coffee block me!

Don't mind me ya'll. I'm over here humping my coffee cup!

Not trying to coffee block you. Just wait there to serve you.

 

[Codeman93]

I can categorically say this is a bad idea. Do as I say, not as I do.

But the rush

 

[Eringobra]

Are you saying you shouldn’t wake up by shotgunning a Red Bull

I stay away from carbonation

 

[de_valmont]

Awwww, thank you!!! Missed you guys too! Got very little work done yesterday and had to work 3 hours late to make up for it. I promised Nikki no posting from 10-12 today. And she'll be watching me! Idk what punishment she'll dole out, but pretty sure it will not be pleasant if I break my promise!!!

We like to be your sweet temptation. I think humping is the way a girl could abuse a coffee mug, anatomically.

 

[theeonanist]

I stay away from carbonation

I don’t mind the carbonation. It’s the sugar I don’t need

 

[Eringobra]

I don’t mind the carbonation. It’s the sugar I don’t need

Niether one are good haha

 

[Codeman93]

I stay away from carbonation

Not saying I’ve done this but there’s a way of shotgunning it where you add vodka to the mix…..

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not saying I’ve done this but there’s a way of shotgunning it where you add vodka to the mix…..

I totally believe you’ve *never* done that!

 

[Codeman93]

I totally believe you’ve *never* done that!

By never I have never done it this week

 

[MedicalMuse]

But the rush

The heart attack! I know, it’s the endorphins. People also die of asphyxiation choking themselves while they orgasm. Also, not a good idea to do solo.

 

[Codeman93]

The heart attack! I know, it’s the endorphins. People also die of asphyxiation choking themselves while they orgasm. Also, not a good idea to do solo.

We all gotta die at some point

 

[MedicalMuse]

We all gotta die at some point

I was a medic before I was a nurse. I have seen firsthand. You really don’t want people to see you like that.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The heart attack! I know, it’s the endorphins. People also die of asphyxiation choking themselves while they orgasm. Also, not a good idea to do solo.

Wait, it’s not good to orgasm alone?! The universe really does hate single people!