Chaos... to be continued

[Steady67]

You can definitely get a toaster…. But you have to promise no premature ejaculation.

No need to worry girl. I always make sure it gets warm and toasty.

 

[LikeableMe]

Just as well I didn’t catch it. It’s a long way down from the top of that pedestal I’ve built for you.

@LexxRuthless do you think the pic was bad enough to make me fall so far?

Maybe I’ll never post a pic again, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a pedestal! I like the view

 

[LexxRuthless]

@LexxRuthless do you think the pic was bad enough to make me fall so far?

Maybe I’ll never post a pic again, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a pedestal! I like the view

Oh, no! It was lovely.

 

[theeonanist]

@LexxRuthless do you think the pic was bad enough to make me fall so far?

Maybe I’ll never post a pic again, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a pedestal! I like the view

I’m sure the pic and the boobs are beautiful.

But watch out, I’m less convinced of my carpentry skills

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m sure the pic and the boobs are beautiful.

But watch out, I’m less convinced of my carpentry skills

So it’s only a temporary pedestal?

 

[NinjaPanda]

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/246466-Steve-Martin-Quote-I-believe-you-should-place-a-woman-on-a.jpg

BRB. Building a pedestal for all the ladies here

 

[theeonanist]

So it’s only a temporary pedestal?

Oh no. Built for life. Ostensibly.

All I’m saying is my skills as a carpenter do not necessarily reflect the honourable aspirations of my head or my heart

 

[theeonanist]

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/246466-Steve-Martin-Quote-I-believe-you-should-place-a-woman-on-a.jpg

Damn.

Rumbled!

 

[LikeableMe]

I just received a really sweet series of text messages from someone I used to work with!

He called me a legend, talked to me about my confidence (yeah, it’s shit) and told me to just be naturally me, and called me a winner. I’m not used to people saying such things to me, I’m kinda emotional now haha

 

[Steady67]

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/246466-Steve-Martin-Quote-I-believe-you-should-place-a-woman-on-a.jpg

It makes the morning panty sniffing easier - victory!

 

[crazychemgirl]

No need to worry girl. I always make sure it gets warm and toasty.

 

[LikeableMe]

Oh no. Built for life. Ostensibly.

All I’m saying is my skills as a carpenter do not necessarily reflect the honourable aspirations of my head or my heart

Does that mean if it breaks and I fall, you will catch me?

 

[LexxRuthless]

Does that mean if it breaks and I fall, you will catch me?

Darling, the only way you would hit the floor was if too many of us collided in our haste to catch you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Darling, the only way you would hit the floor was if too many of us collided in our haste to catch you.

Now that …. Is an entertaining image.

 

[LikeableMe]

Darling, the only way you would hit the floor was if too many of us collided in our haste to catch you.

I wish I could give two reactions to that!

 

[NinjaPanda]

Darling, the only way you would hit the floor was if too many of us collided in our haste to catch you.

And at worst, she wouldn't hit the ground. She'd just land on all of us (which doesn't sound too bad either)

 

[theeonanist]

I just received a really sweet series of text messages from someone I used to work with!

He called me a legend, talked to me about my confidence (yeah, it’s shit) and told me to just be naturally me, and called me a winner. I’m not used to people saying such things to me, I’m kinda emotional now haha

Own it. From someone who’s probably seen you at your best and your worst, take the compliment and believe it.

We all do.

 

[LikeableMe]

Now that …. Is an entertaining image.

I hope that doesn’t mean you’re going to push me…

 

[LikeableMe]

And at worst, she wouldn't hit the ground. She'd just land on all of us (which doesn't sound too bad either)

Well if I manage to land on all of you at once, it sounds like it could be pretty bad for you guys

 

[theeonanist]

I hope that doesn’t mean you’re going to push me…

Not while we’re still looking up your skirt, no

 

[LikeableMe]

Not while we’re still looking up your skirt, no

So I just have to keep wearing skirts, and not posting pictures and I’m all good?

 

[NinjaPanda]

So I just have to keep wearing skirts, and not posting pictures and I’m all good?

woah woah woah, why no pics?

 

[LikeableMe]

woah woah woah, why no pics?

@theeonanist said I could fall off the pedestal

 

[NinjaPanda]

@theeonanist said I could fall off the pedestal

ah that's fair then. The pedestal is more important

 

[LexxRuthless]

So I just have to keep wearing skirts, and not posting pictures and I’m all good?

That was not what was said AT ALL! But, the skirt sounds nice.