Where the fuck is Amber?

[Mr_bogey]

There best not be foul play involved.

I'm starting to get the shakes going through withdrawal.

Been a couple days since anyone made me laugh. Y can't carry that burden all by himself.

 

[ydahecnot]

Occasionally people do have life-type things outside the board. So I have heard, anyway.

 

[ydahecnot]

And a condom is safer than withdrawal

 

[Mr_bogey]

Occasionally people do have life-type things outside the board. So I have heard, anyway.

I think I've been more than patient.

(And you are better than the condom joke....on 2nd thought, no, you aren't )

 

[beachbaby179]

Dude. Relax. With any luck, she went away for a long weekend with a studly man. Or a short weekend, and she's taking a day to recover!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dude. Relax. With any luck, she went away for a long weekend with a studly man. Or a short weekend, and she's taking a day to recover!

BB - you've been around too long to take me that literally.

 

[beachbaby179]

BB - you've been around too long to take me that literally.

As have you. Lol. Have a good night.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I only went to the bar. Fucking queue is massive.

Here’s your drinks

And hold this one for MD

 

[LikeableMe]

I only went to the bar. Fucking queue is massive.

Here’s your drinks

And hold this one for MD

Can I have that ?

 

[AmberLGreen]

There best not be foul play involved.

I'm starting to get the shakes going through withdrawal.

Been a couple days since anyone made me laugh. Y can't carry that burden all by himself.

Sorry bogey, I was a little busy

https://c.tenor.com/HD1WObGmBcQAAAAM/drinking-inna.gif

 

[AmberLGreen]

And a condom is safer than withdrawal

How many times do I have to say it….

Condoms and withdrawal are not an option. If I offer you the velvet lined man cave, you fucking fill it up

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

the velvet lined man cave

I have a fun new phrase!

 

[jaF0]

All the humour has been sucked out of this place with the absence of Amber and MD.

Well, pooh.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I only went to the bar. Fucking queue is massive.

Here’s your drinks

And hold this one for MD

Welcome back! I’d love the second beer or the generous tumbler of whiskey please.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You can all have whatever you want but can we do table service for the next round. It is 20 deep at the bar and I am sure somebody grabbed my ass up there

 

[Jake069258]

You can all have whatever you want but can we do table service for the next round. It is 20 deep at the bar and I am sure somebody grabbed my ass up there

*spins some bottles around all tom cruise in cocktail style*

But up at the bar is where all the fun is!!!

 

[jaF0]

I’m still waiting for you to PM me the information I seek.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.quotesgram.com%2Fsmall%2F9%2F14%2F147493055-original.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

I know nuthink!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I thought this thread was titled Where To Fuck Amber....

I'm disappointed.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I thought this thread was titled Where To Fuck Amber....

I'm disappointed.

Location or orifice?

Location - jet me off to The Maldives

Orifice - anywhere it will fit

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Location or orifice?

Location - jet me off to The Maldives

Orifice - anywhere it will fit

Haha! I only see right answers!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Awwww this is the sweetest!!!