Answer the FUCK-ing question

You didn’t use fuck in your fucking answer lol

I think 2 or 3 fucking times

How many fucking times have you been caught having sex?

Fucking dammit!

I've never been fucking caught, but came fucking close.

How many times have you pulled a fucking muscle during sex?
 
Fucking dammit!

I've never been fucking caught, but came fucking close.

How many times have you pulled a fucking muscle during sex?



Never but I’ve had loads of fucking cramps

Have you ever actually fucking injured yourself during sex falls, etc.
 
Never but I’ve had loads of fucking cramps

Have you ever actually fucking injured yourself during sex falls, etc.

Never fucking injured myself during sex, unless you sound some rough foreplay.

Where is a place you fucking fantasize about having sex? (like the beach, against a window, etc.)
 
Never fucking injured myself during sex, unless you sound some rough foreplay.

Where is a place you fucking fantasize about having sex? (like the beach, against a window, etc.)

I enjoy the idea of face fucking in a movie theater.

Do you have time to actually sit down and fucking read a book?
 
I read fucking everywhere, on the fucking toilet even

Do you have time to home cook your fucking meals?

fuckin no.
well I fuckin could but FUCK I don't fuckin want to.

FUCK!


Do you fucking feel better today than fuckin yesterday? If yesterday you fucking felt bad?
 
Yes , today my back was fucking sore but not debilitating

What are you going to have for your fucking dinner?
 
Yes , today my back was fucking sore but not debilitating

What are you going to have for your fucking dinner?

Wine. Just fucking wine. Got a fucking problem with that? ha ha ha :D

Have you ever had sex where you knew you could be seen, and if so, did that fact excite you?
 
Wine. Just fucking wine. Got a fucking problem with that? ha ha ha :D

Have you ever had sex where you knew you could be seen, and if so, did that fact excite you?

Yes, on the hood of my fucking car in front of my fucking house, and we both were fucking excited.

Have you ever urinated in someone's drink before giving it to him / her and they never knew?
 
Yes, on the hood of my fucking car in front of my fucking house, and we both were fucking excited.

Have you ever urinated in someone's drink before giving it to him / her and they never knew?

no I have fucking not. But I have pissed on a chick who was into weird fucking shit once. She also liked it when I would fuck her face in the shower. God I fucking miss her.

have you ever fucked an in-law?
 
no I have fucking not. But I have pissed on a chick who was into weird fucking shit once. She also liked it when I would fuck her face in the shower. God I fucking miss her.

have you ever fucked an in-law?
I have never had the fucking chance! Both my wife and I are only children. And her parents died before I met her.

Where is the dirtiest place you have ever fucked?
 
I have never had the fucking chance! Both my wife and I are only children. And her parents died before I met her.

Where is the dirtiest place you have ever fucked?

A Brooklyn warehouse where everyone was FUCK-ing on what look like old mattresses they found on Craigslist.

Have you ever crossed the boundary with a friend?
 
A Brooklyn warehouse where everyone was FUCK-ing on what look like old mattresses they found on Craigslist.

Have you ever crossed the boundary with a friend?

Usually it's a friend.

Have you ever crossed the line with a mentor?
 
fucking no as this fucking weekend will be fucking rainy which it has fucking already been this fucking morning :eek:

will Y/you fucking explicitly play with the fucking P/poster after fucking Y/you?

I would love to explicitly fucking play with a few specific fucking posters as long as they can keep a fucking secret from their significant fucking others.

if she cuts a whole in her mask for my cock to slide in does that cross cdc guidelines for social distancing?
 
I would love to explicitly fucking play with a few specific fucking posters as long as they can keep a fucking secret from their significant fucking others.

if she cuts a whole in her mask for my cock to slide in does that cross cdc guidelines for social distancing?

I'm pretty sure Fauci cuts a hole in his fucking mask so it should be just fucking fine.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
 
I'm pretty sure Fauci cuts a hole in his fucking mask so it should be just fucking fine.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I honestly don't fucking know. Probably around 10 or so.

Watching/watched Squid Games?
 
I honestly don't fucking know. Probably around 10 or so.

Watching/watched Squid Games?

Not one fucking second of it. I only just heard about it, and now it's supposedly the best fucking thing since sliced bread and The Tiger King.

Who will win the World Series this year, and in how many games?
 
Not one fucking second of it. I only just heard about it, and now it's supposedly the best fucking thing since sliced bread and The Tiger King.

Who will win the World Series this year, and in how many games?

Well, since the Yankees aren't in it, WHO THE FUCK CARES! :D

Do you want snow for the holidays?
 
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