Answer the FUCK-ing question

[F3x0r]

Yes, sometimes I fucking do

Does cybersex with anyone fucking do it for or does there need to be a connection?

Weirdly and probably to my fucking detriment, it is very much dependent on my mood...and their vocabulary... Fucking Base I know.

Would you fuck someone based on their fucking voice?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Weirdly and probably to my fucking detriment, it is very much dependent on my mood...and their vocabulary... Fucking Base I know.

Would you fuck someone based on their fucking voice?

Fuck no. There needs to be a fucking great personality there.

How the fuck do you know if you've said fuck too many fucking times?

 

[Buttterscotch]

Fuck no. There needs to be a fucking great personality there.

How the fuck do you know if you've said fuck too many fucking times?

Who the fuck cares?

What to have for fucking dinner?

 

[WerdNerd]

Who the fuck cares?

What to have for fucking dinner?

Why not just fucking have some fucking food for fucking dinner?

 

[LizVegas79]

Why not just fucking have some fucking food for fucking dinner?

I'll fucking eat at work thank you!

What's your favorite color?

 

[BadAmy]

I'll fucking eat at work thank you!

What's your favorite color?

Fuckin yellow.
Fuck.

What the fuck color are your fucking undies?

 

[Buttterscotch]

Fuckin yellow.
Fuck.

What the fuck color are your fucking undies?

Fucking blue.

What the fuck?

 

[BadAmy]

Fucking blue.

What the fuck?

I got no fuckin idea.
Why the fuck aren't we already fuckin drinking?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Why the fuck do I not like the taste of alcohol?

Cause you're fuckin more highly fuckin evolved.

Did you get a pet during the lockdown?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Cause you're fuckin more highly fuckin evolved.

Did you get a pet during the lockdown?

Fuck no. We have too many fucking cats already.

Is there a comedian you would fuck?

 

[billg1421]

Fuck no. We have too many fucking cats already.

Is there a comedian you would fuck?

Nah. Too much fucking pressure to be a good fuck so you don't end up as part of her bit. But I would shove my dick in Amy Schumer's mouth - just to get her to shut the fuck up for once.

Is there a famous person you would snub if you met them in person?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Nah. Too much fucking pressure to be a good fuck so you don't end up as part of her bit. But I would shove my dick in Amy Schumer's mouth - just to get her to shut the fuck up for once.

Is there a famous person you would snub if you met them in person?

Sure, many, but what fucking good would it do, they wouldn't give a fuck.

Who is the most famous person you ever shook hands with?

 

[billg1421]

Sure, many, but what fucking good would it do, they wouldn't give a fuck.

Who is the most famous person you ever shook hands with?

D.L. Hughley. Met him after a comedy show 20 fucking years ago.
He offered us drinks, smoked a big fat fuckin smelly cigar and had a fucking hot-ass girl on each arm.

Would you ever consider running for a political office?

 

[Twistedkink]

D.L. Hughley. Met him after a comedy show 20 fucking years ago.
He offered us drinks, smoked a big fat fuckin smelly cigar and had a fucking hot-ass girl on each arm.

Would you ever consider running for a political office?

Hell no! Why fuck up my life with all that?

Would you flash to tease someone you’re not dating?

 

[bigtallman]

I'd flash my fucking cock if I thought I wouldn't end up in fucking jail.

Have you ever seriously thought about cheating on your SO?

 

[Taegul]

I'd flash my fucking cock if I thought I wouldn't end up in fucking jail.

Have you ever seriously thought about cheating on your SO?

Not a single fucking time when I've been involved.

If you had a swear jar at 25 cents a pop, how rich would the jar be in an average week?

 

[Creamcupcake]

Not a single fucking time when I've been involved.

If you had a swear jar at 25 cents a pop, how rich would the jar be in an average week?

That depends on how many fucking idiots I have to deal with, but at least $25 a fucking week.

If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you're spending money on?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That depends on how many fucking idiots I have to deal with, but at least $25 a fucking week.

If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you're spending money on?

A fucking life coach to help me with all the fucking zany-ass shit I need to fix.

How many former lovers do you think would want another taste of you?

 

[kurrginatorX]

A fucking life coach to help me with all the fucking zany-ass shit I need to fix.

How many former lovers do you think would want another taste of you?

I'm caught somewhere between "Not a whole helluva fucking lot" and "Maybe half if I'm fucking lucky."

Have you ever had sex with a piece of food before?

 

[DeckardNYC]

I'm caught somewhere between "Not a whole helluva fucking lot" and "Maybe half if I'm fucking lucky."

Have you ever had sex with a piece of food before?

You mean fucking like: "We're having liver tonight!" "Yeah? Well I had it last night, ma!" Well, yeah...

Where is the oddest or riskiest place you ever masturbated?

 

[falkor207]

You mean fucking like: "We're having liver tonight!" "Yeah? Well I had it last night, ma!" Well, yeah...

Where is the oddest or riskiest place you ever masturbated?

Grandma's living room with people in the room all sitting behind the chair I was in.

How many orgasms has a partner brought you too in a single encounter, no breaks constant sex of some kind

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Grandma's living room with people in the room all sitting behind the chair I was in.

How many orgasms has a partner brought you too in a single encounter, no breaks constant sex of some kind

I've never had more than fucking two orgasms in a session - fucking EVER!

How many times have you a home phone call at the WORST possible time?

 

[falkor207]

I've never had more than fucking two orgasms in a session - fucking EVER!

How many times have you a home phone call at the WORST possible time?

Once was too fucking many! Dad called mid bj, and I went completely flaccid

How many times have you been caught masturbating, and who found you

 

[sweetheart97]

Once was too fucking many! Dad called mid bj, and I went completely flaccid

How many times have you been caught masturbating, and who found you

Never, but I've had a couple of close calls with roommates.

How many times have you had sex in a vehicle?

 

[The_gladiator]

Never, but I've had a couple of close calls with roommates.

How many times have you had sex in a vehicle?

You didn’t use fuck in your fucking answer lol

I think 2 or 3 fucking times

How many fucking times have you been caught having sex?