Answer the FUCK-ing question

Oh fuck! There are too fucking many too choose from! I would have to say Caddyshack. Simply fucking hilarious...

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Can you fucking believe that I wanted to be an actress in soap operas? LOL
I settled for being a teacher.

Same question
 
Can you fucking believe that I wanted to be an actress in soap operas? LOL
I settled for being a teacher.

Same question

I wanted to be a fucking dinosaur guy. Paleontologist, but fucking dinosaur guy sounded better...

Then I wanted to be a fucking Marine Biologist, but I don't swim, and fucking sharks, ok??

Yes, I can believe that. I went to high school and college with a major movie actor and comedian.

Are you a vegetarian?
 
I wanted to be a fucking dinosaur guy. Paleontologist, but fucking dinosaur guy sounded better...

Then I wanted to be a fucking Marine Biologist, but I don't swim, and fucking sharks, ok??

Yes, I can believe that. I went to high school and college with a major movie actor and comedian.

Are you a vegetarian?

Fuck no. Omnivore leaning heavily on fucking Carnivore.

Did you like The Jerry Springer show, and (if so) was there one episode that stands out for you?
 
Fuck no. Omnivore leaning heavily on fucking Carnivore.

Did you like The Jerry Springer show, and (if so) was there one episode that stands out for you?

Hell no! I hated that fucking codependent trainwreck of an "unscripted talk show" with a fucking passion! I hate just about any reality tv...

Do you like Big Brother, and why?
 
Hell no! I hated that fucking codependent trainwreck of an "unscripted talk show" with a fucking passion! I hate just about any reality tv...

Do you like Big Brother, and why?

Never watched it, don’t really watch tv...

Do you try to eat healthy daily or occasionally?
 
Never watched it, don’t really watch tv...

Do you try to eat healthy daily or occasionally?

Yeah, but it's fucking hard sometimes.

Do you believe in your heart of hearts that there is a professional boxer or MMA fighter you could thrash?
 
Fuck yes! A few fucking times unfortunately! It was fucking embarrassing and even awkward!

Have you ever shaved your pubic hair into strange or funny shapes?

Not one fucking time have I done that.

HYE flirted successfully and gotten out of a ticket?
 
Thankfully I've never gotten a fucking ticket that I needed to flirt my way out of !


HYE made a bucket list and followed through on it ?

Only a mental bucket list, nothing on paper
I’ve crossed a thing or two off the fucking list.

What’s your ideal vacation location?
 
Only a mental bucket list, nothing on paper
I’ve crossed a thing or two off the fucking list.

What’s your ideal vacation location?

I fucking love the mountains. Which is good, since I live close to them. Give me a cabin with a fucking fireplace and a fucking hot tub and someone special to share them and I'm good...

Have you ever had liver mush, liver pudding, or scrapple?
(All 3 are basically the same thing)
 
I fucking love the mountains. Which is good, since I live close to them. Give me a cabin with a fucking fireplace and a fucking hot tub and someone special to share them and I'm good...

Have you ever had liver mush, liver pudding, or scrapple?
(All 3 are basically the same thing)

I fucking love liver, but I’ve never eaten it as mush, pudding or scrapple.


What’s your go too comfort meal?
 
Fucking grilled cheese and soup, either fucking tomato or chicken noodle. Takes me back to being a kid...

Same question

Meatloaf and mashed potatoes, fucking delicious and comforting


Have you a certain song/type of music that picks you up when you’re down?
 
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes, fucking delicious and comforting


Have you a certain song/type of music that picks you up when you’re down?

I listen to just about fucking every genre, but I recently discovered a song called I Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman, which I can blast and shout along with while driving. Don't ask me why, but it makes me feel better. Maybe it's the shouted FUCK! at the end...lol

What is your guilty pleasure music?
 
I listen to just about fucking every genre, but I recently discovered a song called I Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman, which I can blast and shout along with while driving. Don't ask me why, but it makes me feel better. Maybe it's the shouted FUCK! at the end...lol

What is your guilty pleasure music?

I’m a fucking theater nerd, so my guilty pleasure is show tunes. Like you, I blast it on the radio and give a fucking Tony worthy performance. (At least I think it’s Tony worthy. LOL)


What’s your least favorite fucking job to do around the house?
 
I’m a fucking theater nerd, so my guilty pleasure is show tunes. Like you, I blast it on the radio and give a fucking Tony worthy performance. (At least I think it’s Tony worthy. LOL)


What’s your least favorite fucking job to do around the house?

Fucking Bathrooms!! I hate cleaning up fucking toilets! (even though I know I'm to blame...lol)

What kind of yard work do you like least?
 
Fucking Bathrooms!! I hate cleaning up fucking toilets! (even though I know I'm to blame...lol)

What kind of yard work do you like least?

I’m allergic to fucking trees and grass, so I get to opt out of yard work.
I pay to have the fucking yard done.


What’s a place you’ve never been, but would like to go?
 
I’m allergic to fucking trees and grass, so I get to opt out of yard work.
I pay to have the fucking yard done.


What’s a place you’ve never been, but would like to go?

I have never been to fucking London. I would like to go there, because they can at least fucking communicate with my redneck ass...

What food have you never eaten, and would like to try?
 
I have never been to fucking London. I would like to go there, because they can at least fucking communicate with my redneck ass...

What food have you never eaten, and would like to try?

The book of DILLIGAF. I was an ardent student of it once upon a time.

What fucking food? Some exotic meat, maybe moose ribs or a fucking bear steak.

Would you have sex with any of your friends' parents if you knew your friend would never find out?
 
The book of DILLIGAF. I was an ardent student of it once upon a time.

What fucking food? Some exotic meat, maybe moose ribs or a fucking bear steak.

Would you have sex with any of your friends' parents if you knew your friend would never find out?

Fuck no, dude, we're old, so they're even older, I'd probably fucking break them.

Red wine in the summer?
 
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