Answer the FUCK-ing question

Fuck no.

Have you ever been naked in public where it was not allowed?

Fuck no. It is always fucking allowed no matter where I am. I have nude fucking privilege!

If you could only see one band/artist in concert ever again for the rest of your life, who would it be?
 
Fuck no. It is always fucking allowed no matter where I am. I have nude fucking privilege!

If you could only see one band/artist in concert ever again for the rest of your life, who would it be?

The Fucking Stones, man.

Have you ever seen someone from behind and thought, "Damn, s/he has a sexy body," only to find out it was a family member?
 
The Fucking Stones, man.

Have you ever seen someone from behind and thought, "Damn, s/he has a sexy body," only to find out it was a family member?

Nope.

Would you rather be wealthy & reclusive all alone or have a basic net worth but be an influential global politician with a wild secret sex life?
 
Nope.

Would you rather be wealthy & reclusive all alone or have a basic net worth but be an influential global politician with a wild secret sex life?

I'll take wealthy and fucking reclusive.

When is the last time you sucked a nipple?
 
Not a single fucking one. I saw enough tattoos on older people that didn't fucking age well and it killed the desire at an early fucking age, but I'll still get that fucking tramp stamp some day.

Same question.


Hey ya'll - were not fucking interrupting fucking you fucking are we?...oooops my bad. it's already been interrupted - but ya had a nice run going.
 
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Bump? Bump fucking what? Like, Forest Fucking Bump? Or fucking bump on a log?

:D:D

Would you travel before the end of this year?

NO! But I might fucking double dribble if I lose count.

Do you butter your pastries?
 
Fuck no, I've got my covid 15 and somebody else's covid fucking 15!

Would you play to win at strip poker?

That depends who the fuck I'm playing against. If I'm fucking playing Roseanna Barr, I'm folding every fucking hand.

If you were on death row, what would be your final meal?
 
That depends who the fuck I'm playing against. If I'm fucking playing Roseanna Barr, I'm folding every fucking hand.

If you were on death row, what would be your final meal?


Fucking steak with mashed potatoes and fucking asparagus and a glass a fucking red wine

What's something you want to get accomplished this weekend?
 
Fucking steak with mashed potatoes and fucking asparagus and a glass a fucking red wine

What's something you want to get accomplished this weekend?

Fucking work, since I'll be on the clock throughout.

Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? :)
 
Of fucking course. It's a fucking requirement for living in Southern fucking Cal.

Do you have any travel plans for this Summer?

Not fucking really. Other than fucking working and hopefully floating the fucking river.

Do you have your own vegetable garden?
 
Of fucking course. It's a fucking requirement for living in Southern fucking Cal.

Do you have any travel plans for this Summer?



I fucking plan to have fucking plans but we will fucking see.



Will you go to a concert, fair or other large gathering this summer?
 
Fuck if I know. Maybe some baseball. I have tickets to a concert in August. But, fuck, things change.

What large body or water (ocean, lake, river) did you step into last?

The Pacific fucking Ocean. It's almost my back fucking yard.

Will the Padres win the World Series this year? :rolleyes:
 
Only two fucking teams have better odds, I’ve heard. Who the fuck knows?

Which threads do you like to post in?

Well, why don't you fucking stalk me and find out? :D

If you could only see one band in concert for the rest of your life, who would it be?
 
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