🏅The 2021 Ampic Tittie Awards!🏅

[Moochienanu]

Humiliating? Not from here. I have popcorn...

(Great look for the awards. I'm in a standard Dad Saturday uniform. Flannel shirt over a t-shirt and my second-best jeans. Like a Greek God in Home Depot...

Just be careful about wearing an orange polo in Home Depot, people will ask you about their choice of wood and you may be told to leave because of your answer... advice from a friend.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/f8/ee/24f8eead9aaec78b7a1fdd01fd2180d3.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well... I’m ready to start up the party, shall we?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/56/ae/e556ae686a3e517d465a41cfe90267b4.gif

Dance on kid!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/42/43/cb424333830eb1f329b0e64f549473f5.gif

 

[Moochienanu]

Who better to kick us off with the first award today for best thread digression than TAN?

Click HERE for the presentation

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Just be careful about wearing an orange polo in Home Depot, people will ask you about their choice of wood and you may be told to leave because of your answer... advice from a friend.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/f8/ee/24f8eead9aaec78b7a1fdd01fd2180d3.jpg

Aisle 15 is a special place. And "Rubbing oils into the wood is good for it and produces spectacular results" is always good advice, that could not be mis-interpreted.

 

[Moochienanu]

Congratulations, Justa and your ability to take topics like the injustice of the politics surrounding nipples into lengthy discussions!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Let me interrupt this exciting final day between naps.

She’s done a great job as many of you have said. However, since I have the original trophy (purposefully made imperfect as tits are naturally great) I am able to snap together an award of my own. Certainly no small task to coordinate with all the great members of lit from around the world.

Besides, did you see that shitshow Trevor Noah did? This ain’t easy.

Everybody who participated has been wonderful.

Okay, the puppy has just curled up between my legs. That’s her way of telling me I can go back to sleep.

Be good.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

first, let me say damn, y'all are on point this morning. I am still lounging around in my nightgown. I can still do my official Lit duties from bed though

https://i.imgur.com/Iu3wySE.gifv

Just be careful about wearing an orange polo in Home Depot, people will ask you about their choice of wood and you may be told to leave because of your answer... advice from a friend.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/f8/ee/24f8eead9aaec78b7a1fdd01fd2180d3.jpg

Damn it, Home Depot. Miley can get naked and lick a hammer and it is art. I do it and they make me leave Home Depot.

Who better to kick us off with the first award today for best thread digression than TAN?

Click HERE for the presentation

lol. Love it Tan.

Congratulations, Justa and your ability to take topics like the injustice of the politics surrounding nipples into lengthy discussions!

Thank you. Nipples are an important issue, and they should be more thoroughly explored during political presentations.

 

[missswannie]

Let me interrupt this exciting final day between naps.

She’s done a great job as many of you have said. However, since I have the original trophy (purposefully made imperfect as tits are naturally great) I am able to snap together an award of my own. Certainly no small task to coordinate with all the great members of loot from around the world.

Besides, did you see that shitshow Trevor Noah did? This ain’t easy.

Everybody who participated has been wonderful.

Okay, the puppy has just curled up between my legs. That’s her way of telling me I can go back to sleep.

Be good.

Well played MG. Indeed, Moochie, up there beyond Trevor Noah and in the stratosphere of Ricky Gervaise

 

[Moochienanu]

Let me interrupt this exciting final day between naps.

She’s done a great job as many of you have said. However, since I have the original trophy (purposefully made imperfect as tits are naturally great) I am able to snap together an award of my own. Certainly no small task to coordinate with all the great members of loot from around the world.

Besides, did you see that shitshow Trevor Noah did? This ain’t easy.

Everybody who participated has been wonderful.

Okay, the puppy has just curled up between my legs. That’s her way of telling me I can go back to sleep.

Be good.

Thank you for being such a wonderful co-conspirator, MG.

Get that precious sleep.

 

[Massive Grooves]

first, let me say damn, y'all are on point this morning. I am still lounging around in my nightgown. I can still do my official Lit duties from bed though

https://i.imgur.com/Iu3wySE.gifv



Damn it, Home Depot. Miley can get naked and lick a hammer and it is art. I do it and they make me leave Home Depot.




lol. Love it Tan.



Thank you. Nipples are an important issue, and they should be more thoroughly explored during political presentations.

*Imagines Trump and Biden saying “nipples”*

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

*Imagines Trump and Biden saying “nipples”*

See, wouldn't more nipples make political speeches better.

 

[missswannie]

Literally have a bucket of matso soup from next door's first Passover seder tonight. If any of you would like breakfast with your awards to wake up...

 

[Moochienanu]

Literally have a bucket of matso soup from next door's first Passover seder tonight. If any of you would like breakfast with your awards to wake up...

Now I’m thinking about my matso balls having little nipples this year...

 

[missswannie]

See, wouldn't more nipples make political speeches better.

I rather think they should have points challenges. Drop a nipple in there and its 10 points.
It's probably a stoning offence to say nipple on the Breitbart platform

 

[Moochienanu]

The next award is for our Favorite Commenter, presented by HonorableRogue:

Click HERE for the presentation

 

[Moochienanu]

Congratulations, Fred! You’ve won the Tittie!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Now I’m thinking about my matso balls having little nipples this year...

Interesting. I thought that was just a meatball thing.

I rather think they should have points challenges. Drop a nipple in there and its 10 points.
It's probably a stoning offence to say nipple on the Breitbart platform

Haha. But yes, I guess not everyone can handle something as controversial as nipples.

Congratulations, Fred! You’ve won the Tittie!!!

Congrats Fred.

 

[missswannie]

Congratulations, Fred! You’ve won the Tittie!!!

Yay Fred

 

[Moochienanu]

Next up, I have the pleasure of presenting an award that only had one nominee. I imagine there were many others who could have been nominated, myself included because sometimes, don’t we all just take a break from this place? Don’t we all just have a need to not comment sometimes? Don’t we all get tied up and gagged so that we can’t make it to the keyboard for a proper reply? Just me on that last one?

 

[Moochienanu]

Congratulations on another win, Cyclista!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Next up, I have the pleasure of presenting an award that only had one nominee. I imagine there were many others who could have been nominated, myself included because sometimes, don’t we all just take a break from this place? Don’t we all just have a need to not comment sometimes? Don’t we all get tied up and gagged so that we can’t make it to the keyboard for a proper reply? Just me on that last one?

haha. Well, probably not just you on the last one, but nope, can't relate to the gag. I found this one impossible to nominate for because if they are least likely to comment, I have no idea who they are, so therefore I can't nominate them. I chose to believe it is just a small group of participants and there are like 3 lurkers hanging out in here as well. But now, I will add the image of a few more lurkers handcuffed and gagged....or maybe not.

 

[Moochienanu]

Our final award before the tits are tallied is presented by none other than Justadesperatehousewifeandmom:

The nominations for the Ampic poster that we most want to met were:
~ Sassy
~ Angelica
~ draconus_infernus
~ TAN
~ Endlessnameless
~ Moochie
~ Ruby
~ Massive Grooves
~ Icy1
~ Justa
~ Missswannie
~ HirokoM
~ Aphro
~ Kimleigh
~ Cyclista

And the winner is:

http://i.imgur.com/hGHxULO.gif


I find my job would not be complete if I did not provide closing music, featuring my Tittes of couse. Hey, at least this year I didn’t sing

http://i.imgur.com/Z2zYsjk.gif

 

[Moochienanu]

I would happily sit at a table full of all the nominees! Thank you so much, Justa, and CONGRATULATIONS Angelica!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would happily sit at a table full of all the nominees! Thank you so much, Justa, and CONGRATULATIONS Angelica!

Congrats Angelica.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Our final award before the tits are tallied is presented by none other than Justadesperatehousewifeandmom:

The nominations for the Ampic poster that we most want to met were:
~ Sassy
~ Angelica
~ draconus_infernus
~ TAN
~ Endlessnameless
~ Moochie
~ Ruby
~ Massive Grooves
~ Icy1
~ Justa
~ Missswannie
~ HirokoM
~ Aphro
~ Kimleigh
~ Cyclista

And the winner is:

http://i.imgur.com/hGHxULO.gif


I find my job would not be complete if I did not provide closing music, featuring my Tittes of couse. Hey, at least this year I didn’t sing

http://i.imgur.com/Z2zYsjk.gif

Thank you for the fun Moochie. and hey, I got to use my wheel for non work purposes.