Answer the FUCK-ing question

[DeckardNYC]

That conversation already fucking happened though actual swinging has not happened.

Have you read any good books lately?

Well, I reread fucking Dune and decided it wasn't as fucking good as I fucking remember.

Seen and good series in tv lately?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Well, I reread fucking Dune and decided it wasn't as fucking good as I fucking remember.

Seen and good series in tv lately?

I watched Ratched. What a fucking good story.

Have you ever lied to get out of jury duty?

 

[Thatdurtydawg]

I watched Ratched. What a fucking good story.

Have you ever lied to get out of jury duty?

Fuck no.
I fucking showed up.

What is your favorite fucking dish to make?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Fuck no.
I fucking showed up.

What is your favorite fucking dish to make?

Chicken fucking parm.

Did you change the batteries in your smoke alarms for the fall?

 

[MrPractical]

Chicken fucking parm.

Did you change the batteries in your smoke alarms for the fall?

No. I hate being told what to do.

Where is my remote?

 

[Trixxii]

No. I hate being told what to do.

Where is my remote?

How do I know? I have fucking trouble keeping track of my own stuff.

Do you believe in second chances?

 

[DeckardNYC]

How do I know? I have fucking trouble keeping track of my own stuff.

Do you believe in second chances?

Fuck yeah, I have a bad memory! (but yeah for real)

Scotch or port for nightcap?

 

[EFC1878nsno]

Scotch all night long - fuck port!

What's your dream job?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Scotch all night long - fuck port!

What's your dream job?

Fucking porn star. (what other answer would you expect here?)

Edibles or pipe?

 

[Taegul]

Fucking porn star. (what other answer would you expect here?)

Edibles or pipe?

I don't fucking do either actually.

If you had a time machine, what past or future year would you visit and why?

 

[yellow_rose71]

If you had a time machine, what past or future year would you visit and why?

around 1920's. To know and see my grandmother leave her country of birth and come to this country alone and make a life for herself. Must have been fucking hard.

Do you ever imagine yourself in books and movies you enjoy?

 

[PleasedToRead]

around 1920's. To know and see my grandmother leave her country of birth and come to this country alone and make a life for herself. Must have been fucking hard.

Do you ever imagine yourself in books and movies you enjoy?

Movies, not so fucking much. Books, every single fucking time!

What's a talent you wish you had?

 

[Taegul]

Movies, not so fucking much. Books, every single fucking time!

What's a talent you wish you had?

Rocking the fuck out on the guitar.

What kind of animal would you want to be in the next life?

 

[JediSurfer]

Rocking the fuck out on the guitar.

What kind of animal would you want to be in the next life?

A fucken sea turtle!

What the fuck is up with Christmas decorations showing up mid October?!

 

[L8tnIt]

I wished Liz_Vegas79 a wonderful fucking Birthday :cake:

What the fuck is going on now?

 

[50PlusCat]

Its a fucking con!

Surfed the cold fucking UK sea today. Twice! What a fucking dick.

What the fuck did you do today?

Masturbated, drank coffee, swept the screen porch, folded my laundry that I neglected to do yesterday.

Not necessarily in this fucking order of course

What did you have for supper last night?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Masturbated, drank coffee, swept the screen porch, folded my laundry that I neglected to do yesterday.

Not necessarily in this fucking order of course

What did you have for supper last night?

Fucking chedar cheese burger on a fucking Portuguese roll.

Do you like cats?

 

[Taegul]

Fucking chedar cheese burger on a fucking Portuguese roll.

Do you like cats?

It depends on the fucking cat but I generally like the furry little fuckers.

If you could have sex right now with any celebrity besides me, who would it be?

 

[ShyDaniGrl]

Well, if you're fucking out, I guess I'll fucking go with Ryan fucking Reynolds.

When was the last time you had shower sex...with someone other than yourself?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, why is everyone yelling in this thread?

 

[PleasedToRead]

Well, if you're fucking out, I guess I'll fucking go with Ryan fucking Reynolds.

When was the last time you had shower sex...with someone other than yourself?

Ummm, I'll just fucking say many fucking years

Have you ever been rude to a complete stranger?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Ummm, I'll just fucking say many fucking years

Have you ever been rude to a complete stranger?

Fuck yeah.

Have you ever had sex with a stranger?

 

[dadbod4u]

Fuck yeah.

Have you ever had sex with a stranger?

Have I, fuck. Of fucking course.

Any plans for the extended weekend?

 

[LizVegas79]

Have I, fuck. Of fucking course.

Any plans for the extended weekend?

Of course I have fucking plans! I have to fucking work most of it!

Have you ever met someone on vacation and had a brief, torrid frolic with them and then never seen them again?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Of course I have fucking plans! I have to fucking work most of it!

Have you ever met someone on vacation and had a brief, torrid frolic with them and then never seen them again?

No....fortunately or unfortunately I have never fucking traveled alone on vacation.

Apple pie or pumpkin pie for T-day?