The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

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I remember climbing (OK walking) on the Matanuska Glacier. At the time, you could still chop chunks for your cooler. Have they stopped that?

It's quite a hike from your car to the glacier, now. And, you have to pay to access the glacier (private land and free market economy). If you're walking on the ice in summer without ice grips on your shoes, it's like climbing, and pretty stressful if your concerned about falling.
 
I don't remember walking very far or hiking at all from the parking lot. Or wearing cleats once on the ice.
 
I don't remember walking very far or hiking at all from the parking lot. Or wearing cleats once on the ice.

I didn't wear cleats, last time there. It was sprinkling rain. Pretty fucking slippery. I never fell, but damn, my groin was sore later that day.
 
Oh yes. It'll be some little spalp having had two shandies thinking he's Billy Big Bollocks.

Love it. I'm gonna start using this. Especially when the bars start fully opening up and I can get lit with my pallys again.

"Hey, get a load of Billy Big Bollocks over heah!" :D
 
Nabe fireworks are poppin' off.

actually they never really stopped. Been going on for almost two months now!
 
Someone is selling 'This is the way' masks on AliExpress.

Rather sure that Disney isn't getting a cut.
 
Last night was a hoot.

I forgot to mention to our friends from overseas that there is a lot of alcohol involved with, well... everything in Australia.

Heads up. There's a wine for everything.
 
Last night was a hoot.

I forgot to mention to our friends from overseas that there is a lot of alcohol involved with, well... everything in Australia.

Heads up. There's a wine for everything.

Duh

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i'm sure the fucking fireworks aren't helping the cat chill the fuck out.
 
You woulda loved the set I just had to power through.

A fucking damn near ten-minute long uninterrupted strafe of a fuse-line of firecrackers that just make noise, no pyrotechnics other than crackling like a sparkler. I just paused my Netflix — impossible to volume over it — and went to refill my drank. :D

I mean, I get it, but...maaaaaaaan it was loud. This shit was set off in front of the building directly adjacent to the right of me, so there was no way I was NOT hearing it!
 
Duh

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I enjoyed watching them enjoy. And they enjoyed a lot. Off to a late lunch. They'll know to taste this time. Less drinking and more tasting. Especially if there a three or more beverages per course. :D
 
I enjoyed watching them enjoy. And they enjoyed a lot. Off to a late lunch. They'll know to taste this time. Less drinking and more tasting. Especially if there a three or more beverages per course. :D

I've been to dinner parties in Russia before. There is a lot of booze. Mostly vodka.
 
It's after midnight and the dorks are still at it with the fireworks.
 
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