Answer the FUCK-ing question

I got fucked last week in public, actually - in an abandoned parking lot, doggy on the front of the car and it was fucking amazing.

Have you ever had sex in public while someone was watching?

Fuck Yes, one time only, it was last year. She was bent over against the wall at a party, but it started with her sitting on my lap with my dick in her as she grinded and rode me. I was the one to insist on a condom lol! Other couples were getting intensely handsy & somewhat sexual but not to our level.

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Fuck Yes, one time only, it was last year. She was bent over against the wall at a party, but it started with her sitting on my lap with my dick in her as she grinded and road me. I was the one to insist on a condom lol! Other couples were getting intensely handsy & somewhat sexual but not to our level.

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The only fucking time I was aware of being observed was two blowjobs on city streets -- guy walking his fucking dog stopped for a gander, and another time a guy bringing out garbage from a fucking restaurant watched pretty closely (until the fucking light turned green).

Have you ever had sex in the middle of a road?
 
The only fucking time I was aware of being observed was two blowjobs on city streets -- guy walking his fucking dog stopped for a gander, and another time a guy bringing out garbage from a fucking restaurant watched pretty closely (until the fucking light turned green).

Have you ever had sex in the middle of a road?

No, fuck no. But I have caught people doing it

Have you ever been invited to a sex party?
 
No, fuck no. But I have caught people doing it

Have you ever been invited to a sex party?

fuck yeah - during college, i was a part of a official college choir and we traveled to France for a competition. we were in a hotel with other choirs from all around the world and it was the Brits we hit it off the most (which is hilarious because i'm German). i got invited by a girl and it was supposed to be a sex party in ONE of the room, ended up being a sex party in three or four rooms. i gave one of the guys s blowjob pretty much in the middle of the room while the other couple was fucking on the bed right next to us, then i went back to my room. i actually regretted not staying longer and having my turn.

have you ever participated in a gangbang?
 
fuck yeah - during college, i was a part of a official college choir and we traveled to France for a competition. we were in a hotel with other choirs from all around the world and it was the Brits we hit it off the most (which is hilarious because i'm German). i got invited by a girl and it was supposed to be a sex party in ONE of the room, ended up being a sex party in three or four rooms. i gave one of the guys s blowjob pretty much in the middle of the room while the other couple was fucking on the bed right next to us, then i went back to my room. i actually regretted not staying longer and having my turn.

have you ever participated in a gangbang?

Wow, that was a fucking awesome story. No I haven't participated in a gangbang.

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Wow, that was a fucking awesome story. No I haven't participated in a gangbang.

~Same question.

No, but I do remember one fucking night in the dorm a girl was "pulling a train," all cummers fucking welcome, but I understood no one was using fucking condoms and the idea of sloppy 23rds or whatever was just way too fucking gross for even my fucking oversexed brain.

Ever wake up to someone performing oral sex on you?
 
No, but I do remember one fucking night in the dorm a girl was "pulling a train," all cummers fucking welcome, but I understood no one was using fucking condoms and the idea of sloppy 23rds or whatever was just way too fucking gross for even my fucking oversexed brain.

Ever wake up to someone performing oral sex on you?

Fuck no! But I think I've written that in a story.

~ It's a good question, so same question again.
 
Fuck no! But I think I've written that in a story.

~ It's a good question, so same question again.

Probably not. I'm a heavy sleeper and get real fucking irritable when woken up.

Ever incorporate any type of SOLID food into your sexual adventures?
 
Probably not. I'm a heavy sleeper and get real fucking irritable when woken up.

Ever incorporate any type of SOLID food into your sexual adventures?

Fuck no. Just whipped cream or chocolate sauce.

Do you find syrups to be too sticky?
 
Fuck no. Just whipped cream or chocolate sauce.

Do you find syrups to be too sticky?

Fuck yes....it seems they spread everywhere....whipped cream should be a dessert topping in sex play for me.

Do you have other foods in mind during sex play?
 
Fuck yes....it seems they spread everywhere....whipped cream should be a dessert topping in sex play for me.

Do you have other foods in mind during sex play?

The fucking ham sandwich I'm gonna eat after I'm done.

Ever use candle wax during sex?
 
No fucking way. My GF works the mini-wand inside my pussy and ties my thighs together and spanks me over her lap and makes me orgasm crying my eyes out.

Have you gone to a swing/lifestyle club?

Fuck no.

How often do you masturbate?
 
Does using a different toy count as different? If so then a fucking lot..

Do you usually masturbate the same way most of the time?

Not all the fucking time...I can masturbate right or left handed...does that count?

Do you masturbate often?
 
How fucking often is often?

I it raining there?

It's trying to. Supposed to have rained all fucking week and so far nothing but fucking drizzle for five fucking minutes and nothing more. FUCK!

Have you heard that FUCK stands for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge," or is there some other connotation attached to it?
 
It's trying to. Supposed to have rained all fucking week and so far nothing but fucking drizzle for five fucking minutes and nothing more. FUCK!

Have you heard that FUCK stands for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge," or is there some other connotation attached to it?

Fuck no, you're spreading fake fucking news again.

Travel plans for the summer?
 
Fuck no, but I wanted to travel before Covid.

What is your favourite meal?

Oh crap, that's a fucking impossible question! On any given night I might want a simple pizza or cheese steak, or Beef Wellington at One if by Land. I call fucking foul! :D

What's your favorite vodka?
 
Oh crap, that's a fucking impossible question! On any given night I might want a simple pizza or cheese steak, or Beef Wellington at One if by Land. I call fucking foul! :D

What's your favorite vodka?

Freze(?) Its a really good value but a lot of stores don't fucking carry it.

Favorite hard liquor.
 
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