🏆 The 2020 AmPic Tittie Awards 🏆

[SweetnsugarE]

Whoop whoop, thanks guys for the award (even if it was self won)

Commiserations to the others who narrowly missed out, you were all worthy winners but hey I’ve always been a bit of an arse

Congrats to all the well deserved winners and especially our amazing organisers and hosts.

You’ve all been amazing, sexy and incredibly dressed.

It would be only fitting if I left you for the night with this

https://imgur.com/c3G7KUk

Awesome win, sexy man... I forgive you for leaving my butt behind... you deserve a win, you provided plenty of good spirit and smiling cheeks.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Haha. You get thrown out often? I am actually quite surprised that I have never been. I've actually never even been cut off. Worst is asking the people I waa with if I was driving (I was not). Of course, not a mean drunk, just silly, annoying, and slutty drunk.



I am sure I will find some relevant time to post them eventually. They are just boob gifs. Nothing new. Bouncing, swaying, wardrobe malfunction or drops. Oh one licking nipple. But really I am at a loss to find anything new to do with my boobs.

A happy, flirty drunk, but I'm a big guy and that intimidates some people. I'm proud that I was cut off at my neighbourhood pub on my 50th because I had too much (they said 10 but they missed the three that people not at my table bought).

I'm sure we could think of a few things to do with your boobs. Just carry on

Why is this after party so dead? I was expecting wide-scale gratuitous nudity.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I had to run and make dinner. Now relaxing with the rest of my glass of Chianti. Husband's sister just called and she's a talker, so I should have some time to go back and actually read some of the responses.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A happy, flirty drunk, but I'm a big guy and that intimidates some people. I'm proud that I was cut off at my neighbourhood pub on my 50th because I had too much (they said 10 but they missed the three that people not at my table bought).

I'm sure we could think of a few things to do with your boobs. Just carry on

Why is this after party so dead? I was expecting wide-scale gratuitous nudity.

Well it is good to have goals or something lol.

And not sure, um maybe everyone is in bed already.

I'll toss out a wardrobe malfunction, since I have the titty for it.

http://i.imgur.com/NIPxtlj.gif

 

[Justabaldguy]

Totally am looking for the wardrobe misfunction but not seeing it yet.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well it is good to have goals or something lol.

And not sure, um maybe everyone is in bed already.

I'll toss out a wardrobe malfunction, since I have the titty for it.

http://i.imgur.com/NIPxtlj.gif

That's more like it!

Enjoy your vino Angelica

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Totally am looking for the wardrobe misfunction but not seeing it yet.

Lol. Um keep watching.

That's more like it!

Enjoy your vino Angelica

I try.

 

[Justabaldguy]

I am sure I will find some relevant time to post them eventually. They are just boob gifs. Nothing new. Bouncing, swaying, wardrobe malfunction or drops. Oh one licking nipple. But really I am at a loss to find anything new to do with my boobs.

JUST boob gifs? I am entranced with them. I am sure 90% I’d Lit could find a many of wonderous things to do with them.

 

[Shyguy1369]

First of all, thank you Justa for all the bouncing titties... LOVELY!!

Secondly, and most importantly...

Congratulations to ALL the winners, this was fun... even though I had to play catch up both days. Truly wonderful work to all the ladies involved. I want to thank Moochie, Angelica, Justa and our missed Allia especially for getting things going here. And also, want to thank ALL the wonderful men and women of Lit who worked together to put this all together. Truly wonderful given the state of the world today.

Thank you all.

 

[Justabaldguy]

Lol. Um keep watching.

Been watching for 10 mins. . Seeing no malfunctions, beauty shouldn’t be covered so everyone can enjoy it.

 

[clark_kent]

Well it is good to have goals or something lol.

And not sure, um maybe everyone is in bed already.

I'll toss out a wardrobe malfunction, since I have the titty for it.

http://i.imgur.com/NIPxtlj.gif

I love a good wardrobe malfunction. Janet Jackson gave them a bad rap. The world would be a better place with more of them.
And don’t worry about not finding new things to do with your boobs. Somehow we’ll soldier looking at familiar poses. You just going on you being you.
Congrats on all the Titties. Your titties put in a lot of time to win Titties.
Did I mention tittles?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

JUST boob gifs? I am entranced with them. I am sure 90% I’d Lit could find a many of wonderous things to do with them.

Well some of those 90% should share some of those things.

First of all, thank you Justa for all the bouncing titties... LOVELY!!

Secondly, and most importantly...

Congratulations to ALL the winners, this was fun... even though I had to play catch up both days. Truly wonderful work to all the ladies involved. I want to thank Moochie, Angelica, Justa and our missed Allia especially for getting things going here. And also, want to thank ALL the wonderful men and women of Lit who worked together to put this all together. Truly wonderful given the state of the world today.

Thank you all.

Thank you.

Been watching for 10 mins. . Seeing no malfunctions, beauty shouldn’t be covered so everyone can enjoy it.

Well thanks.
Easy to say that as long as you aren't planning to cook bacon.

I love a good wardrobe malfunction. Janet Jackson gave them a bad rap. The world would be a better place with more of them.
And don’t worry about not finding new things to do with your boobs. Somehow we’ll soldier looking at familiar poses. You just going on you being you.
Congrats on all the Titties. Your titties put in a lot of time to win Titties.
Did I mention tittles?

They have their moments. And yeah, lit men are tough like that.

And thank you. Yes, I did spend quite a bit of time with all the pictures, and video, and babbling. It was fun. Enjoyed conversations with people I don't often converse with and I sawill much nudity. Big fan of nudity.

 

[y=mx+b]

Just a retype with valid html. (Angelica, if you hit reply to my message, then copy the code, the links will work)

Well happy Titties. I get to introduce the random winners of a few categories. Yippie

Just a little voice introduction
https://voca.ro/oKx0qDbSJsG


Anyway. On to my introduction drumroll.

First a disclaimer
1) Viewer discretion is advised. You will see things that can’t be unseen and hear things that cannot be unheard. yes, it is that bad.
2) I sincerely apologize to Mr Rapper Dude for butchering his song. Who would have thought that a white rural Floridian chick couldn’t rap. Yes, even Karen is looking at Becky drinking her pumpkin spice latte, waiting for the manager, going “OMG Becky, could this chick be any more white”.
3) Views expressed in this production are expressed solely by my tits and I. Lit or thread owners are released of any responsibility
4) If you or any viewers are butthurt, you can send letters to my tits at Iambutthurtandhaveladycramps@gmail.com attention Tittyofmammothproportion and Slagathor. If only offended by one tit, Slagathor is the left one and Tittyofmammothproportion is the right one. They will give your concerns all the consideration they deserve.
Anyway, without further ado put your hands together as we welcome this years winner of whatever I am introducing.
https://www.***********/s/cikmp7x6u1j1gtt/V_20200302_1253.mp4?dl=0

so our first category is the Oddest Item. Yeah, you know this was my category suggestion. I so don’t perv quite right. I frequently notice all sorts of things in our images, and we have an especially odd little bunch here. Of course, that is a good thing. I love the assortment of very different people with very different lifestyles and hobbies that we have here.
The nominees were:

Flogger - Shi_One81
Flogger - JustAnotherFlower
Staple gun - Y=mx+b
Large Hamburger pillow - Micio_Lambire
Glowstick - MissSwannie
Hay hook - Y=mx+b
Corn cob - Y=mx+b
Thumbtacks - Y=mx+b
Chainsaw chain - Y=mx+b
Godzilla & Chewbacca - Justa
Fish tank sounds in a video - Justa​

All deserve a major thumbs up for their own special brand of eccentricities.
Angelica used her random wheel or something to pick our winner, so let’s give it up for our winner, who sure said a lot with this one little line, y=mx+b and his chainsaw chain.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90553756&postcount=1680
Oh does he have a lot of provocative imagery in his thread.

As much of an honor as it is, I feel the random wheel cards were a bit stacked the in my favor.

I also wish to correct myself and issue an apology to Pearlydewdrops for not saying his complete name.


That out of the way I wish to thank all of my fellow ampic'ers out there. Without any of you I can honestly tell you there wouldn't be me.

And so I dedicate whatever fates that caused the random wheel to fall upon my multiple possibilities to win... to you all.


...and to the thread creepers.

 

[Justabaldguy]

Well some of those 90% should share some of those things.

Well social distancing takes out some ideas but ever see This movie. That would be a fun watch. You got some great all day lollipops.

https://youtu.be/wSwTWvltqB4

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well social distancing takes out some ideas but ever see This movie. That would be a fun watch. You got some great all day lollipops.

https://youtu.be/wSwTWvltqB4

My tassel show attempt didn't go well. They didn't fit real well, kept flying off, and I just couldn't figure out how to generate a smooth circular rotation. but maybe I need to try again

 

[Justabaldguy]

My tassel show attempt didn't go well. They didn't fit real well, kept flying off, and I just couldn't figure out how to generate a smooth circular rotation. but maybe I need to try again

Just don’t hurt yourself, don’t want to see a black eye from swinging those puppies around.

 

[missswannie]

Wow, what a great way to wake up and fast digest a dozen pages of awards action.

Thank you so much for my Fully Dressed and B&W awards. I will probably have to wait a bit to throw another ball dress on out in public, but perhaps we will all have to get creative and have a mass Zoom global garden party. If not for taking the dress off later and having a mass virtual skinny dip in the creek down back.

I can promise that I will be setting up the cameras in the studio out back and getting the iPad linked up so I can see what is in the view finder, so look forward to a few rounds of creative black and whites in the near future. Ah remember the days when you had to drop the film off and return with a straight face later on.

Lastly, congratulations all. Participants, organisers, presenters, everyone. The spirit here is always amazing. Never lose the fun, never lose the mutual support and laughs.

 

[tolyk]

Please welcome to the stage...Micio_Lambire...


https://cloud.deadhexagon.com/s/WBrWD8SzFNKzqWz

Okay, so some kind of way the audio got messed up on the video -don't hate me- The following is what I wrote up prior to making the video and is probably not everything I actually said but it is what it is and so, yeah.

Heyyyy AmPicers!!!!

Micio_Lambire here

Welcome to the 2020 AmPic Tittie Awards!!!

I'm honored to have been chosen as a presenter for this years ceremony.

I've never done this before so please excuse my inexperience.

Anyway.

This year there were 4 Litsters in the running for: Best use of Shadow in a Photo

-Icy1
-JustAnotherFlower
-WillingtoShare
-Tolyk

Even though ALL the Litsters in the running are amazing, sadly, there can be only ONE winner...

AND THE WINNER IS...

TOLYK!!!

Congratulations Tolyk on your win this year

Oh, and, Titties, cus yeah

Oh, wow, thanks everyone. Just spent some time catching up. I'm honoured!


Micio_Lambire wish the audio worked, but thanks for the titties

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Haha. No speech and you had to make your own Titty. Well, I think we can let the speech slide, you have been a busy beaver.

I am just happy to be in the company of such welcoming, fun, and sexy pervs.
I am curious as to who nominated me.

Mother flower, I was announcing against myself.
No, this was earned. Well done.

Damn. I totally missed that. Sorry about that. Awkward.

Congrats Miss Angelica, you are beautiful and creative! Your hard work on these awards is much enjoyed, thank you.

Aww...you certainly are sweet.
I am just happy that everyone seemed to have a good time.

If you do, you'll find a cleverly photoshopped pic of Cuppers
My fat ass for ten minutes:
Gone.

Actually, not gone. Justa quoted your post, so the link is still there in her reply post.
Not that I'm complaining.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am just happy to be in the company of such welcoming, fun, and sexy pervs.
I am curious as to who nominated me.


Damn. I totally missed that. Sorry about that. Awkward.


Aww...you certainly are sweet.
I am just happy that everyone seemed to have a good time.


Actually, not gone. Justa quoted your post, so the link is still there in her reply post.
Not that I'm complaining.

Oops. I corrected that. I just expected the imgur link to die.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I am just happy to be in the company of such welcoming, fun, and sexy pervs.
I am curious as to who nominated me.


Damn. I totally missed that. Sorry about that. Awkward.


Aww...you certainly are sweet.
I am just happy that everyone seemed to have a good time.


Actually, not gone. Justa quoted your post, so the link is still there in her reply post.
Not that I'm complaining.

Thanks for not complaining.

Oops. I corrected that. I just expected the imgur link to die.

Thanks. Maybe next time I'll leave it up a bit longer.

Ģood night AmPics.

 

[tolyk]

Great video, thanks for the mammaries.

Congrats Tolyk. Hope you are well.

I'm doing much better these days, thank you Health is definitely on the up-swing.

 

[Moochienanu]

I often feel
Like an imposter
When I am complimented...
I’ve done nothing
To deserve such praise.

I’m also not one
To wax poetic
About myself,
So instead
I will simply say thank you.

Thank you for giving me the distraction
I didn’t know I needed
For the last few weeks.

And also titties.

 

[tolyk]

I often feel
Like an imposter
When I am complimented...
I’ve done nothing
To deserve such praise.

I’m also not one
To wax poetic
About myself,
So instead
I will simply say thank you.

Thank you for giving me the distraction
I didn’t know I needed
For the last few weeks.

And also titties.

Quoted for emphasis Also, titties.

 

[Justabaldguy]

I often feel
Like an imposter
When I am complimented...
I’ve done nothing
To deserve such praise.

I’m also not one
To wax poetic
About myself,
So instead
I will simply say thank you.

Thank you for giving me the distraction
I didn’t know I needed
For the last few weeks.

And also titties.

Breath taking