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AngelicaS1780 said:
Next up, Drac is back to present the award for Most Talented Genitalia...

Your junk. Monty Python called them “naughty bits.” When I was in high school, the hard rock station’s morning show had a novelty band. They would play songs, to the tune of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”, called “Pet Name for Genitalia” and “Mammaries I Desire,” and that’s what we’re talking about here.

Our fellow Litsters have bodacious body parts and aren’t afraid to show off. From bouncing boobies to vivacious vaginas to popping peckers, we have it all. And here are the best of the best. Your nominees are:

Justa’s Breasts
Angelica’s Nipple
SweetnSurarE’s Nipples
The Cock Pop Boys



And the Titty goes to Justa’s Breasts!


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Hahaha. Sounds like an excellent morning show.

And thank you. I appreciate the nomination and the wheel love. Don't ask how I bribed it.

My titties would like to make the acceptance speech. I have no idea what they are saying. I do not have an interpreter app for that.

http://i.imgur.com/b4ERAP0.gif
 
I have much catching up to do! But I arrived just in time to see Justa's breasts take home the prize. Those beauties work hard, turning heads, dropping jaws, and defying gravity every day. Congratulate your tits for me, please, Justa. 😄
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Hahaha. Sounds like an excellent morning show.

And thank you. I appreciate the nomination and the wheel love. Don't ask how I bribed it.

My titties would like to make the acceptance speech. I have no idea what they are saying. I do not have an interpreter app for that.

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I am fluent in "Tit-ese"... they are saying "Wow. Thank you for this wonderful honour"
 
talikat said:
Congratulations to PhotoKink,JustAnotherFlower and Justa!! :rose::rose: :rose:https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/shappy_clap_100-101.gif?w=35&h=31&zoom=2
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Goldenfool87 said:
well another round of applause for those magnificent titties.... (read that how you will)

love,
The fool
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Mustang Sally said:
I have much catching up to do! But I arrived just in time to see Justa's breasts take home the prize. Those beauties work hard, turning heads, dropping jaws, and defying gravity every day. Congratulate your tits for me, please, Justa. 😄
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Ah thanks. Though the only way those bitches defy gravity is with steel. And even that often gives out.
 
Joining the show from my bathroom today as I hide out from my ever-present loved ones. But I didn't let that stop me from dressing up for you!

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I now have the presentation for Best Thread Interruption.

Sometimes, interruptions are irritating, frustrating, and an intrusion. Other times, an interruption is a welcome break from the usual routine. These are the nominees for Best Thread Interruption


ABC thread picture posts
Emmy posting in this award thread
PattiJolene’s bum (in this thread)

And the Tittie goes to


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I took this photo at Hampton Court Palace on a beautiful May day in 2018. When looking through my photos, it reminded me of the flower that emmy has in her AV.

https://www.***********/s/1pqbihxv439dabz/Best Thread Interruption.mp4?dl=0
 

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Hahaha. Sounds like an excellent morning show.

And thank you. I appreciate the nomination and the wheel love. Don't ask how I bribed it.

My titties would like to make the acceptance speech. I have no idea what they are saying. I do not have an interpreter app for that.

http://i.imgur.com/b4ERAP0.gif
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sometimes nothing needs to be said to get the message across, miss Justa... though this powerfull message makes me a little weak in the knees... :p

Love,

The fool
 
They think I'm having a nap. Yes, back from work. Trying to decide what to wear tonight. Nice outfits Sally and Justa.
 
AngelicaS1780 said:
I now have the presentation for Best Thread Interruption.

Sometimes, interruptions are irritating, frustrating, and an intrusion. Other times, an interruption is a welcome break from the usual routine. These are the nominees for Best Thread Interruption


ABC thread picture posts
Emmy posting in this award thread
PattiJolene’s bum (in this thread)

And the Tittie goes to


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I took this photo at Hampton Court Palace on a beautiful May day in 2018. When looking through my photos, it reminded me of the flower that emmy has in her AV.

https://www.***********/s/1pqbihxv439dabz/Best Thread Interruption.mp4?dl=0
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Interruptions are half the fun here.

Congrats emmy_christina and congrats to everyone who veers off course sometimes, especially when it spaws something unique.
 
The true rockstar of AmPics, Tali, is here to present our next category, Best Use of a Gif.

The nominees are...

Boob gifs - Cyclista
Cock pops - Dantro/IceHard
Picture this - Micio_Lambire
Towel drop - Wallflower6 (BlueEyesRenee)
Entire first post of WTS’s thread - WillingToShare

Take it away, Tali.

https://www.***********/s/0qlos7mw7wzsl41/Best Use of a GIF.mp4?dl=0
 
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AngelicaS1780 said:
The true rockstar of AmPics, Tali, is here to present our next category, Best Use of a Gif.

The nominees are...

Boob gifs - Cyclista
Cock pops - Dantro/IceHard
Picture this - Micio_Lambire
Towel drop - Wallflower6 (BlueEyesRenee)
Entire first post of WTS’s thread - WillingToShare

Take it away, Tali.


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Congrats Willing. I do love your gifs. Thank you for them. And congrats to all you giffy ampicers out there (especially the ones who share on my personal favorite gif thread)
 
Goldenfool87 said:
sometimes nothing needs to be said to get the message across, miss Justa... though this powerfull message makes me a little weak in the knees... :p

Love,

The fool
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Glad you got it, though they don't normally tried to evoke weak in the knees so much. They must be really on today.

TANSTAAFL58 said:
I can interpret, but sadly my technique is a form of Braille.
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Oh, well that is a damn good idea. I so need to try that
 
Up next, Justa will be taking the stage to present several categories. First up is Oddest Item in a Photo.

Well happy Titties. I get to introduce the random winners of a few categories. Yippie

Just a little voice introduction
https://voca.ro/oKx0qDbSJsG

Anyway. On to my introduction drumroll.

First a disclaimer
1) Viewer discretion is advised. You will see things that can’t be unseen and hear things that cannot be unheard. yes, it is that bad.

2) I sincerely apologize to Mr Rapper Dude for butchering his song. Who would have thought that a white rural Floridian chick couldn’t rap. Yes, even Karen is looking at Becky drinking her pumpkin spice latte, waiting for the manager, going “OMG Becky, could this chick be any more white”.

3) Views expressed in this production are expressed solely by my tits and I. Lit or thread owners are released of any responsibility

4) If you or any viewers are butthurt, you can send letters to my tits at Iambutthurtandhaveladycramps@gmail.com attention Tittyofmammothproportion and Slagathor. If only offended by one tit, Slagathor is the left one and Tittyofmammothproportion is the right one. They will give your concerns all the consideration they deserve.

Anyway, without further ado put your hands together as we welcome this years winner of whatever I am introducing.
https://www.***********/s/cikmp7x6u1..._1253.mp4?dl=0

So our first category is the Oddest Item. Yeah, you know this was my category suggestion. I so don’t perv quite right. I frequently notice all sorts of things in our images, and we have an especially odd little bunch here. Of course, that is a good thing. I love the assortment of very different people with very different lifestyles and hobbies that we have here.

The nominees were:
Flogger - Shi_One81
Flogger - JustAnotherFlower
Staple gun - Y=mx+b
Large Hamburger pillow - Micio_Lambire
Hay hook - Y=mx+b
Corn cob - Y=mx+b
Thumbtacks - Y=mx+b
Chainsaw chain - Y=mx+b
Godzilla & Chewbacca - Justa
Fish tank sounds in a video - Justa

All deserve a major thumbs up for their own special brand of eccentricities.
Angelica used her random wheel or something to pick our winner, so let’s give it up for our winner, who sure said a lot with this one little line, y=mx+b and his chainsaw chain.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...postcount=1680
Oh does he have a lot of provocative imagery in his thread.

https://www.***********/s/a5ak0gcj7y9vsbb/Oddest Item in a Photo.mp4?dl=0
 
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