🏆 The 2020 AmPic Tittie Awards 🏆

Thanks for all your hard work putting this together, and I know it’s continuing as I type :rose:
 
Hi all you wonderful perverts. I have a lot of catching up to do. I just spent the last four days sicker than I have ever been. I don't even know what it was, I just felt like crap. How sick? Too sick to even tally titties. Trust me; that is SICK. I take titty tallying very seriously.

I'm going to page back a bit and try and catch up
 
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🔥🔥🔥 It has gotten so spicy in here! 🔥🔥🔥

Thank you to everyone for the nominations, the window is closed for them now. I am compiling the list of links to profiles and pictures so that people can thoroughly enjoy every nominees.

Oh, and boobs!

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A very sexy handful you have there :devil:
 
Hi all you wonderful perverts. I have a lot of catching up to do. I just spent the last four days sicker than I have ever been. I don't even know what it was, I just felt like crap. How sick? Too sick to even tally titties. Trust me; that is SICK. I take titty tallying very seriously.

I'm going to page back a bit and try and catch up

glad to see you back. I was wondering how you were. normally you at least stop on in for a bit. Glad you are feeling better.
 
From the last update, this will take some time. It's 9:23pm Eastern as I start this update. By the way, I was very impressed with all the shower pics. Also, I may have to make a spreadsheet; this is getting a bit unwieldy.

As of about 10:30 pm Eastern time (Ha!1:07), the tally is:

Most chest pics in this award show thread

Moochie 10 +7 = 17 titties 1 bum
Justa 21+19 = 40 That video at 3:33 yesterday was an unbelievable achievement. Driving, steering with I assume your knee, filming and playing with your right tit. That's something you'll never see on Top Gear.
DDBustyBrit 22 + 16 = 38
WE HAVE A RACE FOLKS!!!
WillingToShare 4 +2 =6, plus 4 bums
TAN 1
Todger 3 +1 = 4
WestVaCouple 2 +1 =3
Blade Rocknut 12 + 14 = 26, plus 7 bums. You are on fire!
LushLenora 6 + 1=7 plus 1 + 1 = 2 lovely bums
WildHoney66 I lovely bum
PhotoKink 5 + 3 = 8, plus 5 spectacular bums (Those jeans!)
Tolyk 1 courtesy of DD
PattiJolene 4 lovely bums
Shi 1 lovely bum
Willingtoshare 2 plus 4 bums
drconis infernous 3 bums
AngelicaS1780 1
emmy christina 2 plus 1 bum
SinfuIDreams 1 plus 3 bums
SweetnsugarE 6 plus 1 sweet bum
missswannie 1
Cyclista 2
HotChef 1 bum

Arbitrarily, if there's a tie between two women we may have to solicit tiebreaker ideas (videos versus stills, single versus double titty exposure, number of shower pics, jello wrestling).

If there's a tie between men, I suggest we settle it with whisky.
 
Oh, I do enjoy boobs ... sexy :devil:
Thank you

BOOBS!! (.)(.)
Indeed.

From the last update, this will take some time. It's 9:23pm Eastern as I start this update. By the way, I was very impressed with all the shower pics. Also, I may have to make a spreadsheet; this is getting a bit unwieldy.

As of about 10:30 pm Eastern time (Ha!1:07), the tally is:

Most chest pics in this award show thread

Moochie 10 +7 = 17 titties 1 bum
Justa 21+19 = 40 That video at 3:33 yesterday was an unbelievable achievement. Driving, steering with I assume your knee, filming and playing with your right tit. That's something you'll never see on Top Gear.
DDBustyBrit 22 + 16 = 38
WE HAVE A RACE FOLKS!!!
WillingToShare 4 +2 =6, plus 4 bums
TAN 1
Todger 3 +1 = 4
WestVaCouple 2 +1 =3
Blade Rocknut 12 + 14 = 26, plus 7 bums. You are on fire!
LushLenora 6 + 1=7 plus 1 + 1 = 2 lovely bums
WildHoney66 I lovely bum
PhotoKink 5 + 3 = 8, plus 5 spectacular bums (Those jeans!)
Tolyk 1 courtesy of DD
PattiJolene 4 lovely bums
Shi 1 lovely bum
Willingtoshare 2 plus 4 bums
drconis infernous 3 bums
AngelicaS1780 1
emmy christina 2 plus 1 bum
SinfuIDreams 1 plus 3 bums
SweetnsugarE 6 plus 1 sweet bum
missswannie 1
Cyclista 2
HotChef 1 bum

Arbitrarily, if there's a tie between two women we may have to solicit tiebreaker ideas (videos versus stills, single versus double titty exposure, number of shower pics, jello wrestling).

If there's a tie between men, I suggest we settle it with whisky.

Oh it is close. And actually the video was not that impressive. Just left handed wheel work on a rural "highway" that is a flat, straight road through farm country that I have driven every weekday for 15 years. I could probably do it blind folded. No cars behind me, no cars in front, I think during that video maybe 4 oncoming pickups..and that is rush hour. Only accident I have ever seen or heard of on this stretch is someone hit a cow. How they hit a cow, who knows. I have never seen a dairy cow just jump out in front of someone. Meander slowly then just stand there, sure. But again, you can see far, so no idea.

Eta. I am so down for jello wrestling. It has been forever. I got the inflatable pool and jello covered.
 
From the last update, this will take some time. It's 9:23pm Eastern as I start this update. By the way, I was very impressed with all the shower pics. Also, I may have to make a spreadsheet; this is getting a bit unwieldy.

As of about 10:30 pm Eastern time (Ha!1:07), the tally is:

Most chest pics in this award show thread

Moochie 10 +7 = 17 titties 1 bum
Justa 21+19 = 40 That video at 3:33 yesterday was an unbelievable achievement. Driving, steering with I assume your knee, filming and playing with your right tit. That's something you'll never see on Top Gear.
DDBustyBrit 22 + 16 = 38
WE HAVE A RACE FOLKS!!!
WillingToShare 4 +2 =6, plus 4 bums
TAN 1
Todger 3 +1 = 4
WestVaCouple 2 +1 =3
Blade Rocknut 12 + 14 = 26, plus 7 bums. You are on fire!
LushLenora 6 + 1=7 plus 1 + 1 = 2 lovely bums
WildHoney66 I lovely bum
PhotoKink 5 + 3 = 8, plus 5 spectacular bums (Those jeans!)
Tolyk 1 courtesy of DD
PattiJolene 4 lovely bums
Shi 1 lovely bum
Willingtoshare 2 plus 4 bums
drconis infernous 3 bums
AngelicaS1780 1
emmy christina 2 plus 1 bum
SinfuIDreams 1 plus 3 bums
SweetnsugarE 6 plus 1 sweet bum
missswannie 1
Cyclista 2
HotChef 1 bum

Arbitrarily, if there's a tie between two women we may have to solicit tiebreaker ideas (videos versus stills, single versus double titty exposure, number of shower pics, jello wrestling).

If there's a tie between men, I suggest we settle it with whisky.

TAN I am so sorry you’ve been so sick and am glad you are feeling better :rose:

Ok just one thing... my understanding was the titty tally ended last night at midnight according to Moochie...?
 
TAN I am so sorry you’ve been so sick and am glad you are feeling better :rose:

Ok just one thing... my understanding was the titty tally ended last night at midnight according to Moochie...?

Nominations for all other awards have ceased, but the titty and bum tallies are continuing until the very end of the awards show. Those will be given last.

Sorry if that was unclear. Still just making this all up! :D
 
- Best fully-clothed pic

horizontal stripes - Justa

too many sexy outfits to choose just one - Firecracker

since removed pretty pic (my best guess as to the picture with description is this one) - DDBustyBrit

assorted band t-shirts (search through this thread for Tali’s pics. Definitely worth the time!) - Talikat

No-Pants November - Moochie

That red number (admittedly, I couldn’t figure out which “red number,” but this is a damn fine fully-clothed pic, so fuck that!) - Kimleigh

jeans - PhotoKink
 
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