Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[johnnieblue44]

I get laid like a madman.

 

[Sundayschild]

I crave fame and attention.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I’ve always just assumed that OJ was innocent all along.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can reach that top shelf all by myself!

 

[Sundayschild]

I can reach that top shelf all by myself!

This didn't make me grin

 

[barefootgirl69]

This didn't make me grin

I hate making you laugh!

 

[johnnieblue44]

My manboobs are probably my most attractive feature.

 

[JerseyJade]

I think penises are gross!

 

[Sundayschild]

I think cock-sucking fetishes are gross...

 

[Sh75]

I came to Lit for the stories

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm wealthy and have a lot of friends.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I have no sense of humor, and don’t appreciate any posts on Lit that attempt to evoke a giggle.

 

[MsLead]

I live in a mansion and throw parties every night!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm a very socially astute individual. I read the room like a picture book!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I am a sex goddess. I unleash my inner hungered beast on all unsuspecting souls and make them all beg for mercy.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm 22 years old and still a virgin.

 

[TTawhere]

I’m not a surgeon, but I play one on TV.

 

[MsLead]

I'm a prude....

 

[Miles Long]

I love wearing pants!

 

[Dandum1570]

I'm known as a very adequate lover.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am tall and good looking.

 

[TheOldProspector]

I did not have animal relations with Clementine's sister, Marguerite, in the parlor while everybody else went to the church social.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I am not Asian.

 

[EctoJohn]

My life is full.

 

[jasonmason]

I’m afraid of water.