Where are all the fun people?

[Lonelywife1205]

Are you fun/funny/witty?
On a scale of 1-10 how funny are you?
Would other people agree?
*Bonus points if you can make us laugh here.

I think I’m probably a solid 8, but maybe I’m not as fun as I think I am.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Funny is as funny does... Very humorous here...Also depends on what type of fun you like.

Why the chicken cross the road?

Happy Birthday to me....

 

[dashie33]

Sorry, but I'm the least fun person you can imagine. My idea of a good night in is making sure your taxes are in order.

Nah, fuck that noise. I'm a rainbow party girl who lives to tell bad jokes/make awful puns (as you'll no doubt see if you peruse DGO's Pun thread).

Just this morning, we were passing through a village where they mixed salad with mayo. They told us, "Please drive slawly."

 

[Apisto42]

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--RNox8RF3--/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1502006499/production/designs/1795849_1.jpg

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Why the chicken cross the road?

 

[beachbaby179]

Why the chicken cross the road?

I'll bite. Why?

And is it really your birthday?

 

[GallantWriter]

I'm the kind of guy who attempts to be funny and it blows up in my face. I can only be funny by accident. Haha

 

[Lonelywife1205]

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--RNox8RF3--/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1502006499/production/designs/1795849_1.jpg

Can anyone verify if this is true or not?

 

[dashie33]

Can anyone verify if this is true or not?

I ashroom it's the case.

 

[ydahecnot]

Everybody funny. Now you funny too.

That’s George Thorogood’s take on it, anyway

 

[Devlishone4fun]

I'll bite. Why?

And is it really your birthday?

To see the chicken strip...

Yes it is my birthday today!!!! i GOT SOME ICE CREAM and you can't have none lol

 

[Apisto42]

Can anyone verify if this is true or not?

https://i.imgflip.com/29g3m5.jpg

 

[Devlishone4fun]

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

https://i.imgflip.com/29g3m5.jpg

Ok ok, you’re officially fun.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

To see the chicken strip...

Yes it is my birthday today!!!! i GOT SOME ICE CREAM and you can't have none lol

Happy Birthday! I was worried your joke wasn’t going to be funny, but it did make me laugh.
Now, if you grab my ass like in your avatar, you’re definitely fun!

 

[ydahecnot]

This thread ain’t for everybody, just the fun people.

 

[TTawhere]

Fun? Of course.

Funny? I've been known to be.

Witty? Well, when I break out the dad puns and the dad jokes, I can make SWMBO Jr. roll her eyes.

Da Boy is starting to break the "dad" stuff out all on his own. I think my work there is done.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

This thread ain’t for everybody, just the fun people.

You got that right. Boring people will be promptly kicked out.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Fun? Of course.

Funny? I've been known to be.

Witty? Well, when I break out the dad puns and the dad jokes, I can make SWMBO Jr. roll her eyes.

Da Boy is starting to break the "dad" stuff out all on his own. I think my work there is done.

You are fun AND sexy so you definitely should stick around.

 

[Lothario1956]

I used to run an origami supplies shop - but it folded.

 

[dashie33]

I used to run an origami supplies shop - but it folded.

Did you leave a paper trail?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Fun? Of course.

Funny? I've been known to be.

Witty? Well, when I break out the dad puns and the dad jokes, I can make SWMBO Jr. roll her eyes.

Da Boy is starting to break the "dad" stuff out all on his own. I think my work there is done.

The youngest of my 4 kids was brave enough to tell me most of my jokes fell into the "dad joke" category, so I hold back on most of them. I thought at first I would just share my jokes with my wife, but it hit me that she's NEVER thought I was funny.

 

[TTawhere]

The youngest of my 4 kids was brave enough to tell me most of my jokes fell into the "dad joke" category, so I hold back on most of them. I thought at first I would just share my jokes with my wife, but it hit me that she's NEVER thought I was funny.

I live for the groans.

 

[Sh75]

Im fun, my mum said im a very fun person.

I collect rocks, i paint faces on them and give them names. They are.my friends, laugh at my jokes and they never let me down. They are......rock solid

Oh i also like collecting stamps

I think im like a 7.3

 

[dashie33]

I'm more of a quick response kinda girl. Can't remember jokes to save my life, but in conversations, I tend to say funny things. I guess that's more witty. It helps my patients a lot to get to laugh for a bit rather than focus on the surgery they just had.

Do you find surgery to be a snip?