The Opposite

[Jada59]

I am sooo happy that my two new pairs of ballet shoes do not fit at all!

 

[Hornblende]

I really wish that I had to go out today...

 

[Jada59]

I love it that people start a chat with me then drop off, then restart it again days later like no time has elapsed.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I love it that people start a chat with me then drop off, then restart it again days later like no time has elapsed.

It's that element of surprise that makes it such a turn on, don't you agree?

 

[kurrginatorX]

I love it that people start a chat with me then drop off, then restart it again days later like no time has elapsed.

Sharp Cheddar, Mozzarella, Brie … Oh, just some cheese to go with that whine.

 

[Hornblende]

Sharp Cheddar, Mozzarella, Brie … Oh, just some cheese to go with that whine.

I think it's excellent when contributors ignore the purpose of the thread and resort instead to abuse.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I think it's excellent when contributors ignore the purpose of the thread and resort instead to abuse.

Why in the world would you jumpstart a thread that no one seems to enjoy?

 

[Hornblende]

Why in the world would you jumpstart a thread that no one seems to enjoy?

You're a lovely guy.

 

[kurrginatorX]

You're a lovely guy.

My, aren't you glad your hands are so big?

 

[Hornblende]

My, aren't you glad your hands are so big?

I'm honoured by your contribution to this humble thread.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm honoured by your contribution to this humble thread.

You are **YAWN** the only person who keeps my interest here.

 

[HBergeron]

You are **YAWN** the only person who keeps my interest here.

I have always enjoyed the bright sunny atmosphere the music of The Doors creates...

 

[kurrginatorX]

I have always enjoyed the bright sunny atmosphere the music of The Doors creates...

Almost as much as I enjoy that painting of yours that in no way incites nightmares that makes frightened children cry out in the night, I'm sure.

 

[Hornblende]

Almost as much as I enjoy that painting of yours that in no way incites nightmares that makes frightened children cry out in the night, I'm sure.

Keep it up, you're really good at this.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Keep it up, you're really good at this.

No, I'm not staring at his avatar.

 

[Hornblende]

No, I'm not staring at his avatar.

No, I'm not picturing her smile.

 

[kurrginatorX]

No, I'm not picturing her smile.

No, I'm not throwing up thinking about those two --- excuse me … BLARCH ---okay, better.

 

[Hornblende]

No, I'm not throwing up thinking about those two --- excuse me … BLARCH ---okay, better.

Your contributions just get better and better. Keep it up!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Your contributions just get better and better. Keep it up!

You are an inspiration to us all.

 

[Hornblende]

You are an inspiration to us all.

Ah, bless you, you're keeping this thread alive. My respect for you is boundless.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Ah, bless you, you're keeping this thread alive. My respect for you is boundless.

Just so you know, absolutely no one is laughing at your rock-hard body. All the ladies here at Lit are drooling over you. Some of the guys as well.

 

[Hornblende]

Just so you know, absolutely no one is laughing at your rock-hard body. All the ladies here at Lit are drooling over you. Some of the guys as well.

And another warm welcome back for Lit's most perceptive contributor.

 

[kurrginatorX]

And another warm welcome back for Lit's most perceptive contributor.

When people look at you, the very last thing they think of is "shrinkage."

 

[Hornblende]

When people look at you, the very last thing they think of is "shrinkage."

I envy all the people that know you. How lucky they are.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I envy all the people that know you. How lucky they are.

Whoa, dark turn there, buddy. Okay …

You are the most upstanding citizen I know. We all should strive to be like you.