Lord Pmann
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Okay... Soooo, I was talking with someone about one of my favourite comedy bits regarding watermelon fucking.
https://youtu.be/AKmDy4IW12A
A brief overview if you do not want to watch:
Ricky Gervais reads a pamphlet aimed at homosexuals who keep cumming in each others' asses. This is meant to stop the spread of HIV. It has ten suggestions.
One of them is "Why not cum into a piece of fruit, e.g. watermelon?" (This is at about 4:40 on the video)
So, the dilemma. I was discussing this with my friend and our idea of how to fuck a watermelon is different.
My idea:
1. Get an auger.
2. Drill a pmann dick sized hole (thus the auger) into the watermelon (this is a huge melon).
3. Fuck melon for 2-4 minutes.
4. Cum into melon.
My friend's idea:
1. Cut watermelon in half.
2. Fuck watermelon for an unknown period of time.
3. Cum into melon.
I never even thought about it that way. My fucking experience has always been some kind of hole shaped object- a vagina, a sex toy, my hand, a vacuum, etc. I never fathomed the idea of just fucking it, willy nilly.
So, enlighten me. How would you fuck a watermelon? My way? My friend's way? Or do you have a more clever way to fuck it?
https://youtu.be/AKmDy4IW12A
A brief overview if you do not want to watch:
Ricky Gervais reads a pamphlet aimed at homosexuals who keep cumming in each others' asses. This is meant to stop the spread of HIV. It has ten suggestions.
One of them is "Why not cum into a piece of fruit, e.g. watermelon?" (This is at about 4:40 on the video)
So, the dilemma. I was discussing this with my friend and our idea of how to fuck a watermelon is different.
My idea:
1. Get an auger.
2. Drill a pmann dick sized hole (thus the auger) into the watermelon (this is a huge melon).
3. Fuck melon for 2-4 minutes.
4. Cum into melon.
My friend's idea:
1. Cut watermelon in half.
2. Fuck watermelon for an unknown period of time.
3. Cum into melon.
I never even thought about it that way. My fucking experience has always been some kind of hole shaped object- a vagina, a sex toy, my hand, a vacuum, etc. I never fathomed the idea of just fucking it, willy nilly.
So, enlighten me. How would you fuck a watermelon? My way? My friend's way? Or do you have a more clever way to fuck it?