Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was gonna say your tits anyway, but I see that question has been answered.



lol, Physically it's obvious, but I bet your middle finger knows how to make just as big of an impact.

haha, easy to be right when you come late and have the answer sheet

and yes my middle finger can make an impact, though often fails. I find other drivers fail to see my finger all the time

Have I ever mentioned how much I love your breasts? Because I really love your breasts. I don't think I can undersell the fact how much I truly love your breasts. They are magnificent, and while they may be larger than a watermelon or beachball, I wouldn't have them any other way

well thank you. And you might be a guy who really likes big tits, huh?

Yes, please be very polite while smothering me. Hope you don't mind if I use my tongue.

well if I am smothering you, politely. the only polite reply is to use your tongue. please.

 

[RjThoughts]

1. You have a vagina? I did not know this.

2. I suggest to my wife what lingerie I'd like to see her in (then out of). And that's it, suggest.

3. And how's cubicle land?

 

[kdunn762012]

Sooo fuck you. Wanna bone?

 

[EctoJohn]

and yes my middle finger can make an impact, though often fails. I find other drivers fail to see my finger all the time

Well, at least you're giving it the effort, and that's what counts.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

1. You have a vagina? I did not know this.

2. I suggest to my wife what lingerie I'd like to see her in (then out of). And that's it, suggest.

3. And how's cubicle land?

Haha. Yeah, despite having brass balls I do actually have a vagina. You can buy anything these days.

And yes wardrobe can be a great way to hear that little voice inside your head going "oh he's going to get it" talking about yourself.


It is fine, just can't bring out the big toys in this one. How is not having a cubical?

Sooo fuck you. Wanna bone?

Haha, it just is not the same without knowing why you are telling me to fuck myself.

Well, at least you're giving it the effort, and that's what counts.

Points for effort but I think I need bigger fingers (not just for driving, but it would help)

 

[chanticleer]

Unfortunately I missed out on the what's bigger, your tits or an object game, but I had a lot of fun reading the results and your responses to people's guesses. As someone who is really turned on by big tits, seeing your tits compared to watermelons and beach balls and being bigger than them turns me on greatly. Can you believe I'm turned on by the vacuum cleaner pics too? You probably wouldn't and I admit that's a little strange that I am, but those were damn sexy vacuum cleaner pics. Oh, and they featured your tits too.

Some guys here are saying they would like to be smothered by your tits, and I'll add my voice to the mix in saying that I would love to experience being smothered by your tits too. But I'm also curious what would happen if you swung your tits at my face at full force. Do you think I'd be knocked out? Have you ever thought about destroying things with your tits? Maybe crushing chips? I'm not advocating that you use lethal force with your boobs. I wouldn't want to read a headline that says "Crazed Florida Woman Destroys Town with her Breasts." We don't need that. I'm just talking about small, mundane levels of destruction.

 

[kdunn762012]

That's a valid point. Maybe if I just offer up my tongue for half a day?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Unfortunately I missed out on the what's bigger, your tits or an object game, but I had a lot of fun reading the results and your responses to people's guesses. As someone who is really turned on by big tits, seeing your tits compared to watermelons and beach balls and being bigger than them turns me on greatly. Can you believe I'm turned on by the vacuum cleaner pics too? You probably wouldn't and I admit that's a little strange that I am, but those were damn sexy vacuum cleaner pics. Oh, and they featured your tits too.

Some guys here are saying they would like to be smothered by your tits, and I'll add my voice to the mix in saying that I would love to experience being smothered by your tits too. But I'm also curious what would happen if you swung your tits at my face at full force. Do you think I'd be knocked out? Have you ever thought about destroying things with your tits? Maybe crushing chips? I'm not advocating that you use lethal force with your boobs. I wouldn't want to read a headline that says "Crazed Florida Woman Destroys Town with her Breasts." We don't need that. I'm just talking about small, mundane levels of destruction.

Well i am glad you enjoyed. And yeah the vacuum cleaner one being erotic is a little weird, I'd go with funny or just impressive (i was surprised that i could do it so easily) but not like i can judge weird, considering I am the chick who used her tits to lift a vacuum cleaner. Nope, no judgement here.

I actually do not think a typical healthy male could be knocked out. I think he would be relatively unaffected.

I have kind of wanted to build a magnatile city then have my tits come destroy the city like giant monsters, but I have never put thought into like titty crush videos. I do know what I am googling tomorrow though.

 

[EctoJohn]

Points for effort but I think I need bigger fingers (not just for driving, but it would help)

Why, do you have tiny fingers?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That's a valid point. Maybe if I just offer up my tongue for half a day?

Well, I may be a perv, but I am not stupid, and that is always an excellent offer.

 

[kdunn762012]

No you are certainly not stupid. Won't be sorry either.

 

[Shyguy1369]

well thank you. And you might be a guy who really likes big tits, huh?

Honestly, I am an equal breast size fan. I can appreciate them all, big or small. But I do have an enjoyment of big tits that is definitely evident

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No you are certainly not stupid. Won't be sorry either.

Never have been sorry, don't plan to start.

Honestly, I am an equal breast size fan. I can appreciate them all, big or small. But I do have an enjoyment of big tits that is definitely evident

Yippie, more bare boobies

 

[EndlessNameless]

Anyway, the answer to Justa's tit versus a watermelon.

Well a watermelon can't quite fill out Justa's bra

http://i.imgur.com/AgSQbZBm.jpg

So what have we learned today. If you want to go on a watermelon shoplifting spree, borrow Justa's bra a wear baggy clothes. Then walk out of the store with 2 watermelons at a time.

Good thing we have you for these very important scientific questions!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good thing we have you for these very important scientific questions!

Well, you never know when you might need to accomplish some sort of covert rescue operation to free the imprisoned watermelons. If that ever happens, just ask for my bra, and I shall remove it and provide it to the great freeing the melons cause.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

ok back from work interrupting my silliness.

the answer to the long awaited beach ball question.

http://i.imgur.com/y8YHWHYl.jpg

Well I guess I can say I have beach ball sized tits.

Dammit, I hate when I get a busy day and can't browse Lit.

I'm glad Science has answered that question once and for all! The next time someone asks your size, you can just tell them beach ball and walk away

And I am very sorry that I Googled "watermelon fucking". I had to watch three regular porn vids to get the image out of my mind.

Great pics by the way.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well, you never know when you might need to accomplish some sort of covert rescue operation to free the imprisoned watermelons. If that ever happens, just ask for my bra, and I shall remove it and provide it to the great freeing the melons cause.

Not only that, but the bra can also be used a sling to throw those poor melons to safety. Better have someone who is a good catch!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dammit, I hate when I get a busy day and can't browse Lit.

I'm glad Science has answered that question once and for all! The next time someone asks your size, you can just tell them beach ball and walk away

And I am very sorry that I Googled "watermelon fucking". I had to watch three regular porn vids to get the image out of my mind.

Great pics by the way.

Yes, it is nice to have the answers to life's greatest mysteries.

And hahaha. Then you probably don't want to try fruit gang bang. Even I was more like wtf than lmao. And well, I can laugh at most anything.

Well maybe tomorrow's search will be more entertaining.

And thanks

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Not only that, but the bra can also be used a sling to throw those poor melons to safety. Better have someone who is a good catch!

Oh bra slingshot watermelons, that sounds fun. Like pumpkin chuckin, only sweeter and stickier.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Oh bra slingshot watermelons, that sounds fun. Like pumpkin chuckin, only sweeter and stickier.

"only sweeter and stickier" yeah that's definitely how a porno starts.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

"only sweeter and stickier" yeah that's definitely how a porno starts.

I'd think so too, but all the watermelon porn I watched today, well they were not like that.

 

[chanticleer]

Well i am glad you enjoyed. And yeah the vacuum cleaner one being erotic is a little weird, I'd go with funny or just impressive (i was surprised that i could do it so easily) but not like i can judge weird, considering I am the chick who used her tits to lift a vacuum cleaner. Nope, no judgement here.

I actually do not think a typical healthy male could be knocked out. I think he would be relatively unaffected.

I have kind of wanted to build a magnatile city then have my tits come destroy the city like giant monsters, but I have never put thought into like titty crush videos. I do know what I am googling tomorrow though.

Yeah, I was impressed that you could carry a vacuum cleaner with your tits. Not everyone can do that. I wouldn't bet that even big tits could do something like that, and yet yours can!

Maybe your tits wouldn't knock a guy out but I don't think he'd be unaffected. I think it would give him an even harder erection. At least it would for me!

I'd actually love to see a giant tit kaiju movie now that you have put that idea into my head. A real titty attack for the win, right? The title of this movie that I'll pitch to you is Boobpocalypse, but I'm sure you'll have a better idea for a name. I hope you find some good stuff when you google tit crush videos. I actually have seen boobs crushing chips before as I suggested before, but I'm sure there are ladies that are much more creative. Your idea to destroy a magnatile city sounds great!

 

[RjThoughts]

Haha. Yeah, despite having brass balls I do actually have a vagina. You can buy anything these days.

And yes wardrobe can be a great way to hear that little voice inside your head going "oh he's going to get it" talking about yourself.


It is fine, just can't bring out the big toys in this one. How is not having a cubical?

Closed door office land was nerdy and contemptuous today, too many ideas and not enough leaders.

 

[xythunder]

unless it is like 2am, I'd drunk, and you are there. then it might.

Fantastic. So I have a chance!

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Now, before I share some pictures today, which are nothing special, I will also share a nothing special ramble.

So what have I been up too the past 2 weeks. Well finishing up a work project. The next 3 weeks, starting Monday will also be busy for me. Then, of course, we have Easter, and parties, and egg dying, and egg hunts. The spring fair, the spring play, lots of the good mom. The only thing the entire time worth sharing is the new low I hit for work attire.

Ok, first you do need to understand the dress code. I work with all men. The whole building is all men. The dress code includes no t-shirts or athletic pants, however, men do not believe women’s t-shirts or athletic pants are t-shirts and athletic pants

They see a t-shirt as a men’s t-shirt. Given the exact same brand and style, but in a women’s cut with a feminine print, they will say it is a blouse or top, and not a t-shirt
http://i.imgur.com/NYLhVvpm.jpg

Athletic pants, they think sweatpants or men’s mesh pants. When seeing women’s boot cut yoga pants, they see just pants or slacks
http://i.imgur.com/qi4Lvz5m.jpg

So now that I understand this, all I wear are t-shirts and yoga pants with loafers. However once in a blue moon, we may have a female visitor. Thus I keep high heeled boots, a nice blazer, and a butterfly hair clip to roll my hair up, in my work area.

Point being my work attire is low, but I hit a new low this week. I got my shower, breakfast for the kid, got him ready, got myself ready, got him out the door, finished myself, headed out the door, made the 45 minute commute, parked my car in the lot, started walking to my building and something felt wrong. My feet felt wrong. So I look at me feet, this of course requires bending over some, as I can’t look down and see my feet. Shut up.

Anyway, I look at my feet, and see that I am wearing two different loafers. Like not even close, not the same color family or cut. OMG, how the fuck to I manage to wear 2 different shoes. Ok, I know how, I just slide them on as I walk past my door. I don’t bend over, so I don’t see my feet. Luckily, I do have my boots in the office, but I know in my own head that I am now the women who gives so little fucks that she manages to wear 2 different shoes and not notice for like an hour.

Yeah, don’t you wish your girlfriend was just like me.

So there is my ramble. I have no special pictures today, but you are welcome to join me in my shower. Enjoy my rubber ducky.
http://i.imgur.com/EzanJlWm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Sa8IRwym.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AV54kbAm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Hkh9Wk2m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IF4PmW8m.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/lSxoZkMm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/w1VABp8m.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ljCbrC8m.jpg

Omg...I have just one word for those pics.....Inviting! And sure makes me want to enter!